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Higuain having his medical right now. OMG

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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus – Eminem (repeat 2x):]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
Well I do, so *bleep* him and *bleep* you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a *bleep* like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a *bleep*!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
*bleep* it, let's all stand up

OMG IM SO EXCITED!!!! :0 :0 :0

WHAT IF WE KEEP POGBA? THIS WILL ONLY BE A DREAM IF WE DO, BUT LET'S HOPE!

MARROTA IS TROLLING ADL HARD...

FORZA HERNANES @lucianomoggi

S wrote:

Luca wrote:You guys just adding months to Marchisio's injury as we go along?

Each post I swear he's out an additional month

A few more and he might as well retire

The return of Marchisio will be postponed to December or even in January. [La Stampa]

Isthis real?

I still don't believe it.He is undergoing medicals in Madrid but Atletico is also interested in Higuain.

Maybe Marotta and Paratici are there to discuss Pogba to Madrid as well ? Like maybe James + 50 mln € in cash for Pogba ? lol I'm joking but Pogba will surely leave.


I saw Melbourne vs. Juve today and Asamoah (Il Capitano) looked very good,Alex Sandro our best player.

Lirola was also good from the youngsters and Moreno scored a great goal, Audero saved a penalty but we lost as their keeper saved two from Macek and Padovan.

Marrone was also captain in 2nd half after Asamoah left

We won't keep Pogba, let's not be delusional. More than 150m spent without selling any key players is not Juventus. Also I'm sure Pereyra deal will be off now that we are taking Higuain.

If I had to choose to keep Pogba or buy Higuain I think it's obvious though.. 94m is a ridiculous amount

juvealbanian: It was Blanco (White) who scored the goal, not Moreno (Brown )

€32M on Pjanic + €94M on Higuain = Pogba money. We'll sell Pogba for €125M or thereabouts.

And also we need to remember we got Pjanic below market value. If dint have such a low release clause, he could've easily gone for €50M with all the money lying in the EPL right now. We just happened to close the deal very quickly.

Carlos Blanco Moreno to be precise.


94 mln for Hig is too much.He is 28 year,not old but he wont guarantee you 10 years in top form like Pogba ffs.

His realistic value should be no more than 50 - 60 mln € even with the crazy values thrown these days around the transfer market.

It's ridiculous how players like Batshuayi move for 40 - 50 mln € these days.

Also if Marchisio will be out till January we gonna need a top midfielder as well , you never know how players return from long injuries

I liked how Asamoah played today but not sure if he's a safe option in long term.

Maybe Gomes to Barca can open the door for Arda Turan or Mascherano ? Maybe Matic ?

I knew it, i KNEW IT , I knew it

1. Hernanes is safe I knew it
2. Pogba will be sacrificed I knew it
3. Higuain ala JUVE? YES YES YES . I knew it


HIGUAIN, DYBALA, PJACA, PJANIC, HERNANES, SANDRO, ALVES

this is an ambitious attack

There is nothing ambitious about that dinosaur Hernanes

juve_gigi wrote:

S wrote:

Luca wrote:You guys just adding months to Marchisio's injury as we go along?

Each post I swear he's out an additional month

A few more and he might as well retire

The return of Marchisio will be postponed to December or even in January. [La Stampa]

As expected. We were right Surag. To think someone would come back from a torn ACL by November was crazy talk. Sorry Luca. I've seen lots of guys tear their ACL. Only guy I can remember coming back after 6 months was Adrian Peterson, and he's a genetic freak of nature. I remember Giuseppe Rossi came back early after he tore his ACL the first time, after 6 months I believe, and ended up tearing it again in training one month later. I remember Quags not being the same for a whole year.

We will be lucky to see Marchisio at 100% this coming year. Even coming back in January doesn't mean he can start right away. He will need a couple months to get back to playing shape. You can pretty much write him off for the whole year as a starter. Most likely he will be a solid back up for the second half of the year. So we definitely need two midfielders if Pogba is sold.

Having torn my ACL and partially torn my MCL myself, I can speak to it somewhat. The time table for recovery is different for everyone but it's never an injury you should rush back from. I remember Falcao tore his ACL and recovered in 5 and a half months or so to try to make it to World Cup 2014, he did not end up being declared fit and was never the same after that injury.

As for Madchisio, December or January are perfectly reason returns. I was just wondering where the information was coming from because we were talking about October-November about a week ago. But if sources are reporting a delay, that makes much more sense. I was just curious.

Having hernanes on am role is not ambitious
But having hernanes in dm role is ambitious formation

juvealbanian wrote:Carlos Blanco Moreno to be precise.

Sorry, you are right. What a name btw

That is why i am strongly against selling Pogba. Our midfield used to be one of the strongest for 3 years, but now with CM8 injured and Khedira on and off, we won't have a strong bond in the midfield like Marchisio-Pirlo/Pogba-Vidal.

We have contacted Zenit for Witsel apparently and player has asked to leave.

Underwhelming

SportMediaset reports advanced negotiations between Zenit & Juve for Witsel. The player has asked to leave. A deal for around 24m.

S wrote:SportMediaset reports advanced negotiations between Zenit & Juve for Witsel. The player has asked to leave. A deal for around 24m.

Damn, that sucks. I think he's one of the most overrated players of all time.

I would rather play Sturaro full time until Marchisio is healed.

salmano9 wrote:That is why i am strongly against selling Pogba. Our midfield used to be one of the strongest for 3 years, but now with CM8 injured and Khedira on and off, we won't have a strong bond in the midfield like Marchisio-Pirlo/Pogba-Vidal.

You just change systems. The squad looks much more suited for a 4231 with Pjanic as the AM. You can then put Khedira with maybe Whitsel as the 2 CMs. It would also lend credence to Bonucci being moved since you don't play 3 CBs anymore.

You adapt your style to the squad's strengths.

sportsczy wrote:

salmano9 wrote:That is why i am strongly against selling Pogba. Our midfield used to be one of the strongest for 3 years, but now with CM8 injured and Khedira on and off, we won't have a strong bond in the midfield like Marchisio-Pirlo/Pogba-Vidal.

You just change systems. The squad looks much more suited for a 4231 with Pjanic as the AM. You can then put Khedira with maybe Whitsel as the 2 CMs. It would also lend credence to Bonucci being moved since you don't play 3 CBs anymore.

You adapt your style to the squad's strengths.

352 is our strength IMO. The BBC and Buffon are the strongest elements in our squad now, since they know each other the best and the best Chemistry lies over there.

Today we played 352 VS Melbourne too.

No reason to change to a 4-2-3-1 whatsoever. Buffon and BBC are our foundation. We also only have 1 winger in the squad and he is completely unproven (Pjaca). Plus Dybala's best position is SS.

Agreed, would rather play Sturaro than sign Witsel.

Its only Mediaset reporting so hopefully its BS.

Give me Matic pls.

If we wanted to change to a 4 man back line, we would not have signed Benatia.

Having 5 central defenders of that quality for 2 spots won't happen.

As much as I would be happy to see the 3-5-2 become obsolete, the squad is still very much invested into this formation and we still have like 8 central midfielders on the books

Not gonna moan if Witsel is 24M tbf

Might surprise us. My issue was when everybody was being quoted like 40M