Neymar JR: O Galo do Barça

ahmad25 wrote:But neymar is not only about goals

BarrileteCosmico wrote:

linetty wrote:

BarrileteCosmico wrote:


....so?

So the gap between CR and Neymar is insiginifact

Judged as goals scored, which is meaningless

You can judge by goals scored, trophies won, successful dribbles, chances created - pick your poison

Neymar is the Barcelona player who ran most in the 2014/2015 Champions League - 123074 metres #fcblive [via @barca19stats]

Lazy pos

linetty wrote:Neymar is the Barcelona player who ran most in the 2014/2015 Champions League - 123074 metres #fcblive [via @barca19stats]

Lazy pos

The lazy scrub waiting around the penalty box to poach away..
BTW, I also heard the pos had the second most chances created last season? Dem stingy phleb!!!

Neymar: 'Treble is a very nice word, but I've learned another one that I like even more: sextuple. And that should be our goal now'

Ney what a lad

Neymar and his sister (Rafaella) aka Cersei and Jamie Lannister

That's crazy. He has her tattoed on and now she has him as well. Also, going by the photos Neymar publishes they actually look like a couple. Cersei and Jaime comment is quite fitting, I suppose

The brasilian cock has mumps...
Can mumps leave any bad sequels?

So that's how mumps looks like.

The idiots posing alongside him.

He has looked like he gained some serious weight since he returned from vacation. Hope he isn't already going down the Ronaldinho school of not giving a *bleep* and gaining weight already on us. Hopefully it's just the mumps.

It's clearly the mumps. He looked in great shape against Roma.

Neymar posted this on his facebook

The transfer has been such a mess. Good thing the board decided to re-elect someone tied in with this mess

http://www.espnfc.us/barcelona/story/2630830/brazil-court-freezes-42m-euros-in-neymar-assets

Neymar's former club Santos have asked FIFA to ban the Brazilian for six months over what they believe is a breach of the governing body's disciplinary code, according to Globo Esporte.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3274101/Ban-Neymar-SIX-months-Santos-call-FIFA-suspend-Barcelona-star-transfer-contract-breaches.html#ixzz3oeCI9q3E

The document that proves Barcelona acted within transfer regulations to sign Neymar. Signed permission by Santos.

https://twitter.com/xavitorresll/status/654648447031574528

Neymar's father has confirmed his son turned down a move to Manchester United this summer. He said, "Man United moving for Neymar is like me asking a supermodel for a date."

Some supermodels are dating very unassuming guys tbf

Hapless_Hans wrote:Some supermodels are dating very unassuming guys tbf

Are you coming at me?

Barcelona have been trying to get Neymar to sign a new deal for sometime.
They have tried contacting his father to arrange a time to sit down and negotiate an improved deal for the striker who is out of contract in 2018.
Daddy Ney has so far ignored them, fobbing off the board with pleasantries, whilst telling the media that his son will pen a new deal at Barcelona. That said, talk is cheap. Amidst all of this, there has been the odd conversation with Manchester United who have been desperate to
sign the Brazilian.
Neymar knew exactly what he was doing. Time plays in his favour, especially considering his outstanding performances out on the pitch this
season. Neymar is worth more today than he was a month ago and probably less than he will be in December if he leads Barcelona to the FIFA World Club Cup. He will be worth even more in February, once he has joined world-class players of the calibre of Messi and Cristiano on the shortlist for the Ballon d'Or, something which looks to be a done deal right now.
With that in mind, Bartomeu and Susana Monje had better start getting their wallets out in what is a complicated time for the club in terms of its
finances. Firstly, they had better start writing the cheque they will have to send to Santos if the striker is one of the three finalists shortlisted for the Ballon d'Or. After all, that was one of the terms of his transfer deal.
- MARCA

Harmonica wrote:

Some more magic from Neymar there.

http://www.marca.com/2015/11/26/futbol/equipos/barcelona/1448552613.html

A piece on Neymars new contract

The man is absurd, he is a complete player. He had moulded together his individual skills within the collective and retains the hustle and running of a young player.

The crown is his whenever Messi gives it up, that much is obvious.

Wouldnt look out of place in the slightest on any of the great Brazilian teams, at his age, that's pretty special.

Out for at least a few weeks with thigh muscle injury

shame if true, wont play in club world cup, but least team gets a small break during xmas so he'll have time to recover