Neymar: I spoke to God and he told me to go to Barca

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Post by BarrileteCosmico Wed May 29, 2013 2:39 pm

The choice: “I chose Barcelona on my own volition, I made the decision from the heart. I spoke with God and asked him to give me wisdom and show me the way, and that’s why I chose Barcelona.”

http://as.com/diarioas/2013/05/29/english/1369829158_550169.html

Holier than thou indeed :coffee:
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Post by billy_gr Wed May 29, 2013 2:41 pm

oh no he didn't affraid
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Post by Arquitecto Wed May 29, 2013 2:42 pm

mes d'un deu Proud
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed May 29, 2013 2:45 pm

His father apparently said he nearly changed his mind to go to Bayern because of Guardiola hmm

Guardiola v God hmm
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Post by Mr Nick09 Wed May 29, 2013 2:47 pm

Neymar: I spoke to God and he told me to go to Barca Midfielder-Xavi-out-of-Sunday%E2%80%99s-Rayo-Vallecano-Clash
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Post by Arquitecto Wed May 29, 2013 2:50 pm

I remember when Kaka's moonbat wife had God "tell her" to go to Real Madrid to ruin her husband's career.

God No
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Post by Eivindo Wed May 29, 2013 2:52 pm

truly mas que un club :bow:
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Post by zizzle Wed May 29, 2013 2:55 pm

why would Pele tell him to go to Barca scratch
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Post by Dante Wed May 29, 2013 2:56 pm

BarrileteCosmico wrote:The choice: “I chose Barcelona on my own volition, I made the decision from the heart. I spoke with God and asked him to give me wisdom and show me the way, and that’s why I chose Barcelona.”

http://as.com/diarioas/2013/05/29/english/1369829158_550169.html

Holier than thou indeed :coffee:

makes perfect sense Proud
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Post by billy_gr Wed May 29, 2013 2:57 pm

Arquitescu wrote:I remember when Kaka's moonbat wife had God "tell her" to go to Real Madrid to ruin her husband's career.

God No

if neymar suceed it will be evident that god is a barca fan.
And then we will see which is the most prestigious clud Sports.
Then we will see ya hear me?!?!?!
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Post by Lex Wed May 29, 2013 2:57 pm

It's not on par with Van Pursey and the little boy forever wedged inside him's speech, but it'll do
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Post by Doc Wed May 29, 2013 2:58 pm

Hopefully God tells him to brush his hair once in a while as well...
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Post by VivaStPauli Wed May 29, 2013 3:03 pm

Neymar to invade Iraq next? Because that's how Dubbya started.
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Post by Mr Nick09 Wed May 29, 2013 3:26 pm

Nike: we asked god how to make more shoes for nerman, and he said we could use sweatshops with little children Proud
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Wed May 29, 2013 3:28 pm

So if you want to have an actual conversation with God, the best thing to do is become a footballer? hmm


Seems legit.

Also, after saying this Neymar should not be allowed to come to Europe on the grounds that he hears voices in his head and could potentially be a risk to the players/fans and staff he comes into contact with.
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Post by che Wed May 29, 2013 3:32 pm

schizophrenia is a serious issue...
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Post by Eivindo Wed May 29, 2013 3:33 pm

The king of Egypt and Milan, Il Faraone, will dye his hair light brown in honor of serving his highness Nerman. :bow:
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Post by billy_gr Wed May 29, 2013 3:40 pm

che wrote:schizophrenia is a serious issue...

a heretic Clubber
it's obvious the kid is a prophet ffs
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Post by VivaStPauli Wed May 29, 2013 3:46 pm

Maybe he means Pele.
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Post by Grooverider Wed May 29, 2013 3:47 pm

neymar-tyr :facepalm:

god :facepalm:

claiming to speak to a 'god' :facepalm:

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Post by ExtremistEnigma Wed May 29, 2013 3:49 pm

He means Ronaldinho. :bow:
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Post by izzy Wed May 29, 2013 3:53 pm

che wrote:schizophrenia is a serious issue...

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We got trouble over here.
Someone get the Holy Water.
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Post by BarrileteCosmico Wed May 29, 2013 3:54 pm

All the infidels in this thread make my heart ache.
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Post by DuringTheWar Wed May 29, 2013 4:10 pm

Mad dat the great are nearly all heavily religious Proud
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Post by Harmonica Wed May 29, 2013 4:13 pm

He spoke to Messi?
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