Re: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread

by Art Morte Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:12 pm

That's a boss beard. Also a little funny with the weird gray/black thing.

by McAgger Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:25 pm

Is that his actual beard?

When the hell did he grow it? I remember like 3 weeks ago he didn't have a beard.

by Hapless_Hans Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:26 pm

looks like someone photoshopped Roy Keane's beard onto Ibras face

by M99 Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:27 pm

by Winter is Coming Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:45 am

by Red Alert Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:05 am

Don't call me James wrote:Is that his actual beard?

When the hell did he grow it? I remember like 3 weeks ago he didn't have a beard.

There is no way that's real. Laughing

by Firenze Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:48 pm

8 goals in 8. Best finisher in the league.

by Firenze Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:37 pm

scores 5 minutes into the game

9 in his last 9 now

GOAT

by Valkyrja Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:38 pm

Is he the best 35 yo ever ?

by Firenze Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:44 pm

10 in 9

He's going to be topscorer this season. At 35.

by M99 Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:26 pm

Where are the WELCOME TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE commentator plebs when he was struggling

by Firenze Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:42 pm

11 in 10

there's only 1 Zlatan Imbrahimovic

by Katy Perry Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:57 pm

Who needs a CL when you can just curbstomp any league you join instead. Molenation

by Gil Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:36 pm

Best striker in the League easily.

by Lord Awesome Sat Dec 31, 2016 7:52 pm

Mou.

by Firenze Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:05 pm

had a great goal ruled out today unfairly too or he would have scored again ffs

got assists though

one of the GOAT :bow:

by Firenze Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:46 pm

26 goals across various competitions this season.. the guy looks as dominant as ever

people figured he should go to MLS or somewhere but United scouts and Zlatan himself knew he could still do it at the highest level

honestly even I'm shocked with just how instrumental he has been for us, i could see him doing this until he's 37 easily

by Unique Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:17 pm

Firenze wrote:26 goals across various competitions this season.. the guy looks as dominant as ever

people figured he should go to MLS or somewhere but United scouts and Zlatan himself knew he could still do it at the highest level

honestly even I'm shocked with just how instrumental he has been for us, i could see him doing this until he's 37 easily

got to hand it to the man u scouts only they knew ibra will score goals Laughing

by Firenze Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:38 pm

best free signing ever IMO

I honestly think that if he finishes top scorer in the PL, wins us the Europa League and Madrid don't win the CL that he will win the Balon D'or next season.

all very possible

by rincon Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:42 pm

How is the british media taking this whole Ibra thing? are they finally rating him as the GOAT he is?

The man shows up at 35 and whoops the league, Ibra is easily one of the most talented CFs I've ever seen. Loved watching him all those years in Italy.

by Firenze Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:46 pm

literally every interview I've watched in the last couple of months has featured pundits eating crow so sentiment has finally shifted

everyone was writing him off as too old but are now admitting he has been carrying us lol

Ibra was always one of my favorite players, possible my favorite of the modern era BEFORE he joined United, even I thought it was a peculiar signing and didn't expect this from him tbh, thought he was just trying to get one big pay day in a relevant league, thrilled he has been this good for us

by M99 Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:47 pm

I don't know why people expected him to flop. Last season was his highest scoring ever, he scored fkin 50 goals.

by Firenze Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:49 pm

M99 wrote:I don't know why people expected him to flop. Last season was his highest scoring ever, he scored fkin 50 goals.

British Media has always considered him overrated, it was only that game for Sweden a few years ago that they started to admit he was even a top player. Plus you know nobody rates the French league and think it's a joke league besides PSG.

British Media in general is very quick to downplay foreign players (shoutout to @Unique)

General sentiment when Leicester drew Sevilla was that Leicester were the favorites for instance.

by Harmonica Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:50 pm

Fakenaldo 570 goals, paraziting 19 titles = 4 Ballon d'Ors
Zlatan 480 goals, carrying 32 titles = not even Top 3 Ballon d'Or

rofl

by Unique Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:08 pm

ibra is not a likable person that's why people don't suck his man stick that much. how can you like a man that would not walk 50 feet to meet a dying kid whos last wish was to meet ibra.

by S Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:14 pm

Firenze wrote:best free signing ever IMO

I honestly think that if he finishes top scorer in the PL, wins us the Europa League and Madrid don't win the CL that he will win the Balon D'or next season.

all very possible

Pirlo and Ibra. Two best free transfers of the last decade. Only someone with the foresight of a Woodward or a Marotta can pull off signings like these.

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