Re: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread

[sportsczy]

You have a rather large socialist/communist element in France. They talk a lot... but they usually are forced to shut it because we live in a capitalistic global environment. Instead of blaming talented people for making a lot of money, they should maybe criticize an hugely bureaucratic and wasteful government that blows 1000000000000000000000x more money than Ibra makes.

Most smart and educated people in France read this and laugh. It's the people who want handouts to live on that nod their head in approval, not the hard working people.

[sportsczy]

http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Ibra-suspendu-contre-toulouse/342045

Ibra suspended for Toulouse cup game. 3 yellows in 10 games or less is an automatic 1-game suspension. Cup and league are not differentiated.

This is why we need Anelka. Gameiro can't be the only CF in these circumstances... and we all know that Ibra has a tendency to get suspended.

He needs to be careful btw. Next time he is due for discipline, it's a 3-5 game ban for Ibra.

[Ganso]

lmao

[Xifio]

Ibra for the #10 then

no doubt about it ... though, at club level, the #10 is cursed for Zlatan -- he never has a chance to wear it when he moves to a new club; but, when he does get it, he immediately leaves the club: first Inter, then Milan, surely not PSG next?

curse broken?!

[ronalessi]

David Beckham on Ibra:

Everyone has an ego, but his is of a super type. Before I finish here, I will know the player. I have seen him play at many of the biggest clubs in the world, but I have never known him as a teammate. Now, yes," he said. "I have only been at the club three weeks, but I have never met many players in my career who are as professional as Zlatan.

[Juveman17]

Applausi Per Ibra*

[gnrfan]

http://screamer.deadspin.com/how-zlatan-bought-his-dream-house-1599768011/+GregHoward1

[Harmonica]

http://www.psg.fr/en/PSGTV/800102/Video/9315/My-dream-team-by-Zlatan-Ibrahimovic

God (Zlatan) - Genius (Messi)
Machine (Nedved) - Simply Perfect (Xavi) - Leader (Vieira) - Magical (Iniesta)
Elegant (Maxwell) - Pitbull (Cannavaro) - Perfect (Silva) - Animal (Thuram)
Wall (Buffon)

[Tomwin Lannister]

Gotta pick his BFF Maxwell

[BarrileteCosmico]

Maxwell the Robin to his Batman finally gets rewarded

[M99]

What a bro he is, picking Maxwell over Abidal

[M99]

http://gfycat.com/BeautifulCommonFinwhale

Only Zlatan can score and celebrate at the same time.

http://gfycat.com/ImpishFearfulIndianpangolin

[Art Morte]

^

Haha, that's great

[Red Alert]

"Before winning the 2012/13 league title, we were getting ready to play against Lyon," Verratti explains. "Carlo Ancelotti was a bit tense, so Ibra approached him and asked him if he believed in Jesus. Ancelotti said yes, so Ibra told him: 'Good, so you believe in me."

[halamadrid2]

Lmao

[Red Alert]

[MaraVilla]

not sure if ibra or nobunaga from hunter x hunter

Even the nose is similair

[dronte]

"I'm disappointed," the striker is quoted as saying by France Football. "We played a very good game and we won, so I do not understand.

"We do not understand what people want. Whether we win or lose, people whistle! Maybe they have the habit of eating caviar before we come?

http://www.goal.com/en/news/90/france/2015/01/31/8466992/ibrahimovic-blasts-caviar-eating-psg-brigade?ICID=HP_HN_1

[dostoevsky]

Learning the same lesson Wenger did. Zlatan does not come to you, you come to Zlatan.

[Kaladin]

not sure if ibra or nobunaga from hunter x hunter

Even the nose is similair

LMFAO

[M99]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=869918206487046

[DeviAngel]

[Kick]

[neuro11]

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

[Art Morte]

That's a boss beard. Also a little funny with the weird gray/black thing.

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