Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

by M99 Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:47 am

Fussball 15 years later: And that kids, is how I met your mother.

by titosantill Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:02 am

Lex wrote:
Maroon Lucifer said: ↑
This is the worst Faroe Islands team in a long long time. Really depressing watching this!

sizzling sausages said: ↑
Yep, doesn't hold a candle to some of the great Faroe Islands teams of the past.

by Mr Nick09 Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:16 am

Brazilian Ronaldo beat people with pace and power and people raved. Bale does it and he's some Welsh kid relying on physicality because he's got no technique. It's nonsense. wrote:

One of the dumbest thing i have ever read rofl

comparing Bale to the goat rofl

this is way past moppetry

by futbol Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:50 am

Sounds like something someone on Redcafe would write. Proud

by McLewis Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:31 pm

Some folks from Chiesa Di Totti talking Salah:

Quotes from other forums that make you LOL - Page 31 Chiesa11

by RED Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:19 pm

They really are a detestable club on so many levels.

I can't stand their manager, I can't stand their captain, I cant stand the general all round c**tishness of their players, I can't stand their cheating, I can't stand their diving, I can't stand their gamesmanship, I can't stand their f***ng engrained sense of entitlement, I can't stand their shit ground with its shit titled shed end, I can't stand their horrible fans or their shitty plastic flags. They're irritating. Like a bad dose of scalding scrot rot, they're just plain f***ng irritating. From top to bottom, everything about Chelsea FC gets on my tits. Horrible bunch of chavvy degenerates. I f****ng hate them more than the mancs. There, I said it. At least with United, only 99% of my feelings towards them are negative. Below all of the hatred I do have a tiny 1% shred of respect for what they've won as a football club. Chelsea on the other hand are an absolutely soulless c*nt of a club. I have nothing but disdainful hatred for them on every single level possible

.....

by futbol Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:32 pm

Pogba is good Reserve in the Premier League Not good enough to play in the Premier League Not good enough to start ahead of Rafael and Park Ji Sung in CM in the Premier League Moves to Italy. Suddenly, almost magically, a good player. Somehow, amazingly, starts every game Incredibly, he stands out ahead of others and dominates the Italian league Wow. It's almost as if the Premier League is an elite league and the Italian league is an utter SHTfest where people like Pirlo and Pogba are made to look world class f u k ng re ta r ds Pro-tip: If you took any decent looking 18 year old from any of Arsenal, United, Spurs and through them into Juventus' starting 11 they'd look like a God. If Pogba was at Man United, right now, he would be sitting on the bench or still playing in the reserves. There is absolutely no way he is anywhere near Fellaini, Carrick, Herrera, Blind Absolutely nowhere near it He might have overtaken Ando by now Might That's about it

Taking Serie zzZZzZzz-ism to a whole new level.

by farfan Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:39 pm

Redcafe

somebody should nuke the servers of that site.

by Forza Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:25 am

People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum. You get much better perspective from fans who are enlightened about other leagues, clubs and players.

by VivaStPauli Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:12 am

Forza wrote:People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum. You get much better perspective from fans who are enlightened about other leagues, clubs and players.

Also other countries and therefor other footballing cultures. When the WC or Euros come around, there is really no use debating with other Germans how it all might play out because everyone agrees that we're the best at everything, yet will win nothing, because reasons.

Pessibrags.

by iftikhar Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:53 am

People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum.

Are there any aside our GL??? Would you send some links!!! Have to be English though.

by Sri Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:15 am

VivaStPauli wrote:
Forza wrote:People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum. You get much better perspective from fans who are enlightened about other leagues, clubs and players.

Also other countries and therefor other footballing cultures. When the WC or Euros come around, there is really no use debating with other Germans how it all might play out because everyone agrees that we're the best at everything, yet will win nothing, because reasons.

Pessibrags.

Bang on the buck

by Rev Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:39 am

I don't visit other football forums :coffee:

by futbol Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:54 pm

Hazard a better dribbler than Ronaldo? See Ronaldo in 2006/07 and he shits all over Hazard.

by RealGunner Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:23 pm

Which bit made you lol in there

by Forza Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:44 am

iftikhar wrote:
People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum.
Are there any aside our GL??? Would you send some links!!! Have to be English though.

I don't know of any other multi-club, multi-league forums.

by McAgger Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:08 am

Xtratime is multi-club, multi-league forum.

But it's meh.

by Thimmy Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:10 pm

Dougie Got Swag wrote:
And my nikka Ronaldo bout 2 be back next match.

Dem Atletico fukk bois might as well go take that L on Saturday cause my nikka Ronaldo aint messin wit em.

Dis nikka Ronaldo mad as fukk n Atletico fukk bois gon feel his wrath ya feel me

From Goal.com's comment section for Real Madrid VS Sevilla.

by RED Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:04 pm

You don't get more deluded than those nutters at RAWK. Got a few wins on the bounce against dross and suddenly all that confidence and "swagger" is back.

They all want United(if we get through) and Arsenal in the next round rofl

They'll get absolutely hammered if they played either team.

Deluded af Laughing

by poolsupporter Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:27 pm

RED wrote:You don't get more deluded than those nutters at RAWK. Got a few wins on the bounce against dross and suddenly all that confidence and "swagger" is back.

They all want United(if we get through) and Arsenal in the next round

They'll get absolutely hammered if they played either team.

Deluded af

Agreed

by Art Morte Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:00 pm

Kevin Kilbane - an ex-player and a pundit - has complained to the FA about a chant by West Ham fans that was derogatory against people with Down's Syndrome. On West Ham's forum their fans are wondering what other songs they soon won't be allowed to sing because they might be offensive to some people...

"Oh its all gone quiet over there."

The hard of hearing/deaf.....

"There's only one Trevor Brooking"

offensive to any other Trevor Brooking's in the world

"Going down."

Air crash victims

"We can see you sneaking out."

Might offend thieves.

"Is there a fire drill?"

Firemen everywhere getting edgy

"That's why you're going down"

offensive to hookers

Any song with the word 'Ham'

Offensive to Muslims.

As is 'West'.

"He's here, he's there, he's every f'ing where."

Suicide bombers.

by Kick Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:40 am

That last one rofl

by Hapless_Hans Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:03 pm

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/we-must-buy-the-next-messi.401797/

That OP Laughing

The answers rofl

by RealGunner Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:04 pm

"Sack Van Gaal too, let's get the next Fergie in."

rofl

by Harmonica Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:07 pm

From milan forum:

Ronaldo fans be coming out of nowhere after that penalty miss from Messi like..

Quotes from other forums that make you LOL - Page 31 B-o-gPMW0AAziRz

Quotes from other forums that make you LOL - Page 31 B-o-gPMW0AAziRz

by Thimmy Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:31 pm

Wanna know what didn't come out of nowhere?

Messi missing a penalty Laughing

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