Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[Lucifer]

some other bloke said " we were not bad tonight, just made many mistakes " .

[Harmonica]

This evening from the Blue Moon forum:

"Frustrating because we could have won that. Barcelona are on their last legs."

He wasn't kidding.

4-0 with missed peno, Uefadrid and two 1st half injuries? Yes Barca is finished.



Diamond from Uefadrid forum:

Ronaldo scores 4 against Andorra

Barca fans "shit team, my mom can score on andorra"

Messi scores 3 against City

"OMMFFFGG GOAAATTT!!""

[Thimmy]

---------- Aguero
   Silva - De Bruyne - Sterling

   Would be unstoppable. Hope it doesn't happen.

[Myesyats]

This evening from the Blue Moon forum:

"Frustrating because we could have won that. Barcelona are on their last legs."

He wasn't kidding.

Blue Moon? What the fook is that? A russian dating website?

[breva]

Blue Moon is the main MC forum.

[breva]

some other bloke said " we were not bad tonight, just made many mistakes " .

[Robespierre]

Hull City fans on Ranocchia transfer

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

[Hapless_Hans]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/i-told-you-we-should-have-signed-kante.427236/

The responses

[Unique]

I don't go on other forums much but ive seen a few classics from Firenze today. the first is Valencia if one of the best right backs in the world and the 2nd is pogba is the best MF player in England and would walk into any team in the world

[free_cat]

The second one is true, though.

[farfan]

From the Manchester City forum prior to the first Monaco game.

in my opinion any league were falcao is scoring goals for fun is a non-league

Falcao goes on to make a mockery out of their defense.

Why is everyone shitting their pants over Monaco ????

Yes they are tearing up the French league but it's the French league ??

Full of farmers and part timers so everyone said when big nose was banging 35 goals a season.

Falcao back on form as well scoring for fun lol.

If we were in that French league Aguero would score 60 goals a season and we would have the title by xmas.

We knocked psg out last year whom wear a better side then this Monaco team.

We should win both legs imho
They are dodgy as hel at the back

No respek for El tigre.

[Winter is Coming]

I remember going into their Sane thread and some said we have 10 of him in our academy

[Glory]

Bluemoon.
Thats the place to go if you want some regular entertainment. Redcafe, RAWK, ArsenalMania etc are nothing compared to them. Incredible place with beautiful people.

[Unique]

Bluemoon.
Thats the place to go if you want some regular entertainment. Redcafe, RAWK, ArsenalMania etc are nothing compared to them. Incredible place with beautiful people.

ive trolled that forum lots of times when ive been drunk and bored

[Thimmy]

[Myesyats]

not football related but still cracked me up

Only Americans could name something a "world series" and be the only country competing.

[M99]

Why Leeds getting relegated could be the end of the world
Odd thing to say surely, seeing as Leeds United have so many rivalries and are generally one of the most hated teams in England.

But I decided to look at the relationship between the safety of the world and the form of Leeds United (because I have nothing better to do while 'studying' for A-Levels)

Doomsday Clock
The Doomsday clock was devised by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists Science and Security Board. It began in 1947 and was originally an analogy for showing how close the world is to nuclear war. It began at 7 minutes to midnight and has fluctuated ever since, at 'midnight' a nuclear war begins. For more information take a look at this wikipedia article and this website that logs the times and reasons for changing the times.

Leeds United
Leeds were a fairly insignificant club for their early history, bounding between the First and Second division until the 1961 appointment of Don Revie. During his 13 year stint he guided Leeds to two First Division Championships, an FA Cup, a League Cup, and two Inter-Cities Fairs Cups (the precursor to the Europa League). He left in 1974 to succeed Alf Ramsey as England manager. Replacing him was Brian Clough who was dismissed after a tumultuous 44 days in charge. Later that season Leeds were cheated out of lost a European Cup Final to Bayern Munich. They spent most of the 1980's in the Second Division before Howard Wilkinson got them promoted and won the last First Division title in 1992, with a certain egotistical Frenchman leading the line. The 90's and early 2000's were successful including a UEFA cup semifinal and a Champions League semi final. However it came all crashing down with their financial implosion. For the rest of the 2000's and 2010's they have been in the Championship aside from a three year stint in League One (during which Swindon Town soundly beat Leeds 3-0 home and away).

State of the World
The 1950's were considered to be dangerous according to the Doomsday clock, due to the Korean War and the Soviet Union, France, and the United Kingdom developing nuclear weapons. The 1960's were safer as were the 70's (during which oh so coincidentally Leeds had their best period of success). The 1980's were considered to be very dangerous as the Soviet Union was on the edge of implosion before tensions soothed in the 90's and early 2000's. Recently North Korea have been going full Newcastle and acting like they are big despite being from a shithole, but despite this everyone acts like they are dangerous because they have a new leader and so the Doomsday Clock has recently reached one of its lowest points.

So is there any link?
Maybe. Leeds being in the limelight does give everyone a common enemy to band around to hate so there is some credibility to the theory.

But regardless I ran the numbers and produced these graphs. These graphs show a definite link, but I decided to use the Pearson product moment correlation coefficient (a real mouthful though probably not the biggest for some readers). And using my recently acquired knowledge of Stats 1 & 2, I tried to interpret this. I came out with an r value of -0.5803, which implies a negative correlation. r values have a value of -1
A value of -0.5803 is so high that, according to my A-Level maths data book, this is above the critical value for a correlation test at the 0.5% significance level.

Therefore there is less than a 1 in 200 chance that the end of the world is not caused by Leeds doing poorly.

[Thimmy]

[farfan]

Brazilian poster on ForzaInter:

The problem with this kind of site in english is the international brand of supporters from non-footballers or non-top-footballer countries..
You see people from Colombia, Oceania, Ireland(i think) pretending that at least ONCE in their life they saw a young wc talent arriving and becoming a world star(not saying that its the case of Gabriel).
There is a reason WHY if you pick some random Brazilian or Argentinian nt at any point of history, there are more talents than the entire history of the majority of other nt.
We know the kind of player that could be great.

The talk about "decision making" its a poor excuse..you just want to hate the guy.
In ten years when we look back, his career will be far superior to any player in this current team now.

Just a idea: if you want a serious debate about football, you should block everybody from countries that NEVER will win nothing and NEVER will have a balon d'or, for example.
Whats the point about those guys opinions??? Can i go to some New Zealand chat and start to teach them how to recognize the better wc prospects among young Rugby players?
Again, if you NEVER saw a young wc prospect struggling in his first years, like Kaka or Ronaldinho who were booed by they local supporters here, how could you judge????
A f..king COLOMBIAN trying to say who is better and who is not???? L O L!!!
Another guy from some exotic non footballer nation??

[Doc]

So...he is just mad Gabriel is being told harsh things?

[farfan]

So...he is just mad Gabriel is being told harsh things?

Yep.

Had not counter arguments so he started shitting on posters from "non-football" countries.

[Mr Nick09]

Why is an inter fan talking about Gabriel Jesus who plays at city?

[Robespierre]

Probably he is talking about Gabriel Barbosa ( Gabigol )

[Robespierre]

There is really rich material on Juve forums but I read just those Italian ones so it's hard to post with translation (: But great material really.

[Thimmy]

http://www.goal.com/en-au/news/salah-isnt-worth-40m-liverpool-interest-in-ex-chelsea-man/1vq98dwn72mxn11sdve8rdm88w

That article didn't age well

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