How often do you change the team you support?

cheesy wrote:It has come to my attention that several people who like the excellent sport that is football, do not understand the principles of our game. This is a deadly serious issue, one which I must provide a solution for.

Many people seem to stick by the one club as far as their supporting is concerned. I must stress that this is an incorrect decision. You will find yourself in a state of disatisfaction and constant disappointment. The difference between you and I is that I am a winner. I am used to success: you are not.

At the moment, I support Manchester United. I don't know anything about them as that is pointless. Why waste time learning about your club when you will change the team you support? You would be wasting more time than Sergio Busquets during one of his oscar winning performances.

You should make sure to buy a kit of the respective club when they win. Do it straight after the victory, to show that you are a dedicated fan. Get the name of the player who scored on the back of the kit, as that will demonstrate your shrewd judge of character and help you gain the utmost respect from your piers.

Whenever you change your team, retain the current jersey, in case you ever find the need to use it again.

Before I conclude, I must give you one stark warning. Whatever you do, you should not purchase an Arsenal kit. They traditionally struggle to win such prestigious tournaments such as the Emirates Cup, so you will lose respect by supporting them.

I hope this guide has helped you to comprehend the utmost importance of constantly switching the team you support. If you do, you will gradually move closer to becoming a dedicated and loyal fan like I am.

Cheesy-Footballing Journalist

babun1024 wrote:

cheesy wrote:It has come to my attention that several people who like the excellent sport that is football, do not understand the principles of our game. This is a deadly serious issue, one which I must provide a solution for.

Many people seem to stick by the one club as far as their supporting is concerned. I must stress that this is an incorrect decision. You will find yourself in a state of disatisfaction and constant disappointment. The difference between you and I is that I am a winner. I am used to success: you are not.

At the moment, I support Manchester United. I don't know anything about them as that is pointless. Why waste time learning about your club when you will change the team you support? You would be wasting more time than Sergio Busquets during one of his oscar winning performances.

You should make sure to buy a kit of the respective club when they win. Do it straight after the victory, to show that you are a dedicated fan. Get the name of the player who scored on the back of the kit, as that will demonstrate your shrewd judge of character and help you gain the utmost respect from your piers.

Whenever you change your team, retain the current jersey, in case you ever find the need to use it again.

Before I conclude, I must give you one stark warning. Whatever you do, you should not purchase an Arsenal kit. They traditionally struggle to win such prestigious tournaments such as the Emirates Cup, so you will lose respect by supporting them.

I hope this guide has helped you to comprehend the utmost importance of constantly switching the team you support. If you do, you will gradually move closer to becoming a dedicated and loyal fan like I am.

Cheesy-Footballing Journalist

I'd like you to stick around longer You seem like huntsman 2.0 . He had his troll strategy with youtube videos and controversial statements but it wore out in the long run. Try to be more creative I mean Arsenal not winning anything... it's used too often
I'll give you a B passing grade for your 'journalism'

Sushi Master wrote:People who follow a lot of clubs and constantly update their football knowledge deserve praise, IMO. There's too many biased, die hard fans with no footballing brain whatsoever.

Now, when you actually support, and have a collection of shirts depending on who won that night... it gets annoying.

Here I am surrounded by Barca or Madrid bandwaggoneers daily and it pisses me off.

cheesy wrote:

Sushi Master wrote:People who follow a lot of clubs and constantly update their football knowledge deserve praise, IMO. There's too many biased, die hard fans with no footballing brain whatsoever.

Now, when you actually support, and have a collection of shirts depending on who won that night... it gets annoying.

Here I am surrounded by Barca or Madrid bandwaggoneers daily and it pisses me off.

People who support Real Madrid and Barcelona are wise. They are more likely to gain success than anyone else, well anyone except from Sunderland.

cheesy wrote:Some of you here appear to not be winners. Sticking by the same club must be utterly boring. Who would do that? WHO?

If you would like me to write a guide on how to consistently change the team you support then I would be willing to do so. I am a respected football journalist; therefore would be supreme at helping you on this serious matter.