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Post by Kaladin Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:43 am

'Barca style' Laughing

We got people still thinking this is 2009?

You have no discernable style, the team relies on the heroics of one player, no amount of marquee record fee signings, racist NBA-loving, lazy fuckboy work ethic, fraudulent Portuguese players, will help this horrible group of players. This team will plummet with the departure of Messi, and there is no one to pick it up after him.

Can't wait for this shit Cule club to descend into debt and non-relevance

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Post by Freeza Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:43 am

@The Demon of Carthage wrote:Yes, but you can see that GL is just saying it in a humorous way. You should see what the folks over at RedCafe are saying about him. Those people are just plain evil:
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Nothing wrong with being Slytherin though. That dude missed the point.
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Post by Pedram Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:45 am

Imagine using Harry Potter references in 2020
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Post by Myesyats Sat Jan 16, 2021 12:28 pm

@Kaladin wrote:'Barca style' Laughing

We got people still thinking this is 2009?

You have no discernable style, the team relies on the heroics of one player, no amount of marquee record fee signings, racist NBA-loving, lazy fuckboy work ethic, fraudulent Portuguese players, will help this horrible group of players. This team will plummet with the departure of Messi, and there is no one to pick it up after him.

Can't wait for this shit Cule club to descend into debt and non-relevance

Even at the best of times our team relied on the heroics of Messi lol, but messi or no messi Barca would still beat Milan 10/10 times even with their leg tied to the dick and balls. Make 3 good transfers and we're back in contention for CL whereas milan will remain irrelevant for another 50 years at least.
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Post by RealGunner Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:21 pm

https://streamye.com/vgcfy

ridiculous player.
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Post by Helmer Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:30 pm

he is just a crazy mofffffa isnt he ! Reminds me of Suarez in terms his will to do anything to put the ball into the back of the net :bow:

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Post by The Demon of Carthage Sat Feb 20, 2021 8:04 pm

He just won't stop! He.Just.Won't.Freaking.Stop!

The kid is just possessed!
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Post by Thimmy Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:16 pm

14 matches taken to reach 20 goals in the Champions League. Holy shit Laughing


Borussia Dortmund’s Erling Haaland has now scored 20 goals in 14 UEFA Champions League appearances; the quickest a player has ever reached 20 goals in the competition, and in 10 fewer appearances than the previous record holder (Harry Kane, 24).

The UEFA Champions League's all-time leading goalscorer, Cristiano Ronaldo needed 56 appearances to hit 20 goals.

Fewest appearances to reach 20 Champions League goals

14: Erling Haaland (09/03/21)
24: Harry Kane (26/11/19)
26: Alessandro Del Piero (15/04/98)
27: Ruud van Nistelrooy (24/09/02)
28: Filippo Inzaghi (24/09/02)
32: Mario Gomez (13/03/12)
33: Rivaldo (10/10/01)
33: Jardel (12/09/00)
34: Karim Benzema (27/09/11)
35: Marco Simeone (07/11/00)
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Post by Perucho21 Wed Mar 10, 2021 3:03 am

The way he taunts the sevilla keeper. Thr Attitude and the balls to do that just make him a great fit at the Bernabeu
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Post by silver Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:16 am

It just clicked for me that Erling Haaland's father is Alf-Inge Haaland Shocked , famous for being injured by Roy Keane.
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Post by El Gunner Wed Mar 10, 2021 11:32 am

@Thimmy wrote:14 matches taken to reach 20 goals in the Champions League. Holy shit Laughing


Borussia Dortmund’s Erling Haaland has now scored 20 goals in 14 UEFA Champions League appearances; the quickest a player has ever reached 20 goals in the competition, and in 10 fewer appearances than the previous record holder (Harry Kane, 24).

The UEFA Champions League's all-time leading goalscorer, Cristiano Ronaldo needed 56 appearances to hit 20 goals.

Fewest appearances to reach 20 Champions League goals

14: Erling Haaland (09/03/21)
24: Harry Kane (26/11/19)
26: Alessandro Del Piero (15/04/98)
27: Ruud van Nistelrooy (24/09/02)
28: Filippo Inzaghi (24/09/02)
32: Mario Gomez (13/03/12)
33: Rivaldo (10/10/01)
33: Jardel (12/09/00)
34: Karim Benzema (27/09/11)
35: Marco Simeone (07/11/00)

just too good... too too good :bow:
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Post by Myesyats Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:44 pm

Ronaldo was a typical winger in his early days so I'm not sure if this is a fair comparison, same goes for Messi they werent playing so close to the goal.
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Post by El Gunner Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:03 pm

where's the comparison??
we're just showing the numbered facts
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Post by Thimmy Wed Mar 10, 2021 3:35 pm

@Myesyats wrote:Ronaldo was a typical winger in his early days so I'm not sure if this is a fair comparison, same goes for Messi they werent playing so close to the goal.


I do remember him being a more traditional winger, initially, but I don't recall him ever playing as one in the Champions League. At least, not for Man United. I'm not familiar with his time at Porto. Either way, I assume he was only referenced for being the top goalscorer in the competition.
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Post by Helmer Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:24 pm

@Thimmy wrote:14 matches taken to reach 20 goals in the Champions League. Holy shit Laughing


Borussia Dortmund’s Erling Haaland has now scored 20 goals in 14 UEFA Champions League appearances; the quickest a player has ever reached 20 goals in the competition, and in 10 fewer appearances than the previous record holder (Harry Kane, 24).

The UEFA Champions League's all-time leading goalscorer, Cristiano Ronaldo needed 56 appearances to hit 20 goals.

Fewest appearances to reach 20 Champions League goals

14: Erling Haaland (09/03/21)
24: Harry Kane (26/11/19)
26: Alessandro Del Piero (15/04/98)
27: Ruud van Nistelrooy (24/09/02)
28: Filippo Inzaghi (24/09/02)
32: Mario Gomez (13/03/12)
33: Rivaldo (10/10/01)
33: Jardel (12/09/00)
34: Karim Benzema (27/09/11)
35: Marco Simeone (07/11/00)

I just hope he does not join any club in EPL as Liverpool will never be able to afford him. He will adapt to EPL and start hitting goals in no time. Hope goes to PSG when we sign Mbappe.

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Post by RealGunner Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:28 pm

Need to know what Dani thinks about him @The Franchise

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Post by The Franchise Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:35 pm

I cant imagine anyone having anything except praise for him.

Simply a machine. He might break records.

This guy was created in a lab.

What the hell is he going to be like when he improves on some small details?

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Post by Casciavit Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:40 pm

In 2005, there was an NHL draft that they labelled as the "Crosby Sweepstakes" because whoever won the lottery to draft him first would have had a franchise player for the next 15 years.

This summer/next summer will be the Haaland Sweepstakes. I reckon whoever signs him will end up winning the most CL's in the next decade. The physical attributes, the finishing, and the mentality. The elite clubs have to open the cheque book for him.
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Post by Winter is Coming Wed Mar 10, 2021 11:01 pm

Its basically going to be City, PSG or Chelsea. I hope we take a big loan and bring him in Laughing
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Post by El Gunner Wed Mar 10, 2021 11:42 pm

@Casciavit wrote:In 2005, there was an NHL draft that they labelled as the "Crosby Sweepstakes" because whoever won the lottery to draft him first would have had a franchise player for the next 15 years.

This summer/next summer will be the Haaland Sweepstakes. I reckon whoever signs him will end up winning the most CL's in the next decade. The physical attributes, the finishing, and the mentality. The elite clubs have to open the cheque book for him.

basically
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Post by BarcaLearning Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:00 pm

@Casciavit wrote:In 2005, there was an NHL draft that they labelled as the "Crosby Sweepstakes" because whoever won the lottery to draft him first would have had a franchise player for the next 15 years.

This summer/next summer will be the Haaland Sweepstakes. I reckon whoever signs him will end up winning the most CL's in the next decade. The physical attributes, the finishing, and the mentality. The elite clubs have to open the cheque book for him.


Dont forget Mbappe thought? What if say Haaland went to Real but Mbappe went to Man C? And Pep stop his fk ups in the CL Very Happy
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Post by halamadrid2 Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:48 pm

This kid is the real deal. Step aside MBappe we should really be going all in for this guy
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Post by The Demon of Carthage Tue Mar 16, 2021 1:40 pm

I was butchering the poor kid's name. I thought his name was pronounced like he said it in the interview for the English version. But the way to pronounce it correctly is totally different
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Post by El Gunner Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:05 pm

so Auwling Brauwt Hauwland

the "auw" being a deep "o"
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Post by Thimmy Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:28 pm

I can't do his Norwegian pronounciation, due to how different his dialect is Laughing He pronounces his Rs like the germans pronounce it.
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Post by Arquitecto Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:46 pm

Reminds me of the Ruhr accent (Low German) of the Germans. Manuel Neuer comes to mind. Absolutely retarded accent.
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