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Re: Erling Haaland
'Barca style' 
We got people still thinking this is 2009?
You have no discernable style, the team relies on the heroics of one player, no amount of marquee record fee signings, racist NBA-loving, lazy fuckboy work ethic, fraudulent Portuguese players, will help this horrible group of players. This team will plummet with the departure of Messi, and there is no one to pick it up after him.
Can't wait for this shit Cule club to descend into debt and non-relevance

We got people still thinking this is 2009?
You have no discernable style, the team relies on the heroics of one player, no amount of marquee record fee signings, racist NBA-loving, lazy fuckboy work ethic, fraudulent Portuguese players, will help this horrible group of players. This team will plummet with the departure of Messi, and there is no one to pick it up after him.
Can't wait for this shit Cule club to descend into debt and non-relevance
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Re: Erling Haaland
Imagine using Harry Potter references in 2020
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Re: Erling Haaland
Kaladin wrote:'Barca style'
We got people still thinking this is 2009?
You have no discernable style, the team relies on the heroics of one player, no amount of marquee record fee signings, racist NBA-loving, lazy fuckboy work ethic, fraudulent Portuguese players, will help this horrible group of players. This team will plummet with the departure of Messi, and there is no one to pick it up after him.
Can't wait for this shit Cule club to descend into debt and non-relevance
Even at the best of times our team relied on the heroics of Messi lol, but messi or no messi Barca would still beat Milan 10/10 times even with their leg tied to the dick and balls. Make 3 good transfers and we're back in contention for CL whereas milan will remain irrelevant for another 50 years at least.
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https://streamye.com/vgcfy
ridiculous player.
ridiculous player.
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Re: Erling Haaland
he is just a crazy mofffffa isnt he ! Reminds me of Suarez in terms his will to do anything to put the ball into the back of the net 

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Re: Erling Haaland
He just won't stop! He.Just.Won't.Freaking.Stop!
The kid is just possessed!
The kid is just possessed!
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Re: Erling Haaland
14 matches taken to reach 20 goals in the Champions League. Holy shit 
The UEFA Champions League's all-time leading goalscorer, Cristiano Ronaldo needed 56 appearances to hit 20 goals.
Fewest appearances to reach 20 Champions League goals
14: Erling Haaland (09/03/21)
24: Harry Kane (26/11/19)
26: Alessandro Del Piero (15/04/98)
27: Ruud van Nistelrooy (24/09/02)
28: Filippo Inzaghi (24/09/02)
32: Mario Gomez (13/03/12)
33: Rivaldo (10/10/01)
33: Jardel (12/09/00)
34: Karim Benzema (27/09/11)
35: Marco Simeone (07/11/00)

Borussia Dortmund’s Erling Haaland has now scored 20 goals in 14 UEFA Champions League appearances; the quickest a player has ever reached 20 goals in the competition, and in 10 fewer appearances than the previous record holder (Harry Kane, 24).
The UEFA Champions League's all-time leading goalscorer, Cristiano Ronaldo needed 56 appearances to hit 20 goals.
Fewest appearances to reach 20 Champions League goals
14: Erling Haaland (09/03/21)
24: Harry Kane (26/11/19)
26: Alessandro Del Piero (15/04/98)
27: Ruud van Nistelrooy (24/09/02)
28: Filippo Inzaghi (24/09/02)
32: Mario Gomez (13/03/12)
33: Rivaldo (10/10/01)
33: Jardel (12/09/00)
34: Karim Benzema (27/09/11)
35: Marco Simeone (07/11/00)
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Re: Erling Haaland
The way he taunts the sevilla keeper. Thr Attitude and the balls to do that just make him a great fit at the Bernabeu
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It just clicked for me that Erling Haaland's father is Alf-Inge Haaland
, famous for being injured by Roy Keane.

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Thimmy wrote:14 matches taken to reach 20 goals in the Champions League. Holy shitBorussia Dortmund’s Erling Haaland has now scored 20 goals in 14 UEFA Champions League appearances; the quickest a player has ever reached 20 goals in the competition, and in 10 fewer appearances than the previous record holder (Harry Kane, 24).
The UEFA Champions League's all-time leading goalscorer, Cristiano Ronaldo needed 56 appearances to hit 20 goals.
Fewest appearances to reach 20 Champions League goals
14: Erling Haaland (09/03/21)
24: Harry Kane (26/11/19)
26: Alessandro Del Piero (15/04/98)
27: Ruud van Nistelrooy (24/09/02)
28: Filippo Inzaghi (24/09/02)
32: Mario Gomez (13/03/12)
33: Rivaldo (10/10/01)
33: Jardel (12/09/00)
34: Karim Benzema (27/09/11)
35: Marco Simeone (07/11/00)
just too good... too too good

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Re: Erling Haaland
Ronaldo was a typical winger in his early days so I'm not sure if this is a fair comparison, same goes for Messi they werent playing so close to the goal.
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where's the comparison??
we're just showing the numbered facts
we're just showing the numbered facts
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Myesyats wrote:Ronaldo was a typical winger in his early days so I'm not sure if this is a fair comparison, same goes for Messi they werent playing so close to the goal.
I do remember him being a more traditional winger, initially, but I don't recall him ever playing as one in the Champions League. At least, not for Man United. I'm not familiar with his time at Porto. Either way, I assume he was only referenced for being the top goalscorer in the competition.
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Thimmy wrote:14 matches taken to reach 20 goals in the Champions League. Holy shitBorussia Dortmund’s Erling Haaland has now scored 20 goals in 14 UEFA Champions League appearances; the quickest a player has ever reached 20 goals in the competition, and in 10 fewer appearances than the previous record holder (Harry Kane, 24).
The UEFA Champions League's all-time leading goalscorer, Cristiano Ronaldo needed 56 appearances to hit 20 goals.
Fewest appearances to reach 20 Champions League goals
14: Erling Haaland (09/03/21)
24: Harry Kane (26/11/19)
26: Alessandro Del Piero (15/04/98)
27: Ruud van Nistelrooy (24/09/02)
28: Filippo Inzaghi (24/09/02)
32: Mario Gomez (13/03/12)
33: Rivaldo (10/10/01)
33: Jardel (12/09/00)
34: Karim Benzema (27/09/11)
35: Marco Simeone (07/11/00)
I just hope he does not join any club in EPL as Liverpool will never be able to afford him. He will adapt to EPL and start hitting goals in no time. Hope goes to PSG when we sign Mbappe.
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Re: Erling Haaland
I cant imagine anyone having anything except praise for him.
Simply a machine. He might break records.
This guy was created in a lab.
What the hell is he going to be like when he improves on some small details?
Simply a machine. He might break records.
This guy was created in a lab.
What the hell is he going to be like when he improves on some small details?
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In 2005, there was an NHL draft that they labelled as the "Crosby Sweepstakes" because whoever won the lottery to draft him first would have had a franchise player for the next 15 years.
This summer/next summer will be the Haaland Sweepstakes. I reckon whoever signs him will end up winning the most CL's in the next decade. The physical attributes, the finishing, and the mentality. The elite clubs have to open the cheque book for him.
This summer/next summer will be the Haaland Sweepstakes. I reckon whoever signs him will end up winning the most CL's in the next decade. The physical attributes, the finishing, and the mentality. The elite clubs have to open the cheque book for him.
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Its basically going to be City, PSG or Chelsea. I hope we take a big loan and bring him in 

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Re: Erling Haaland
Casciavit wrote:In 2005, there was an NHL draft that they labelled as the "Crosby Sweepstakes" because whoever won the lottery to draft him first would have had a franchise player for the next 15 years.
This summer/next summer will be the Haaland Sweepstakes. I reckon whoever signs him will end up winning the most CL's in the next decade. The physical attributes, the finishing, and the mentality. The elite clubs have to open the cheque book for him.
basically
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Casciavit wrote:In 2005, there was an NHL draft that they labelled as the "Crosby Sweepstakes" because whoever won the lottery to draft him first would have had a franchise player for the next 15 years.
This summer/next summer will be the Haaland Sweepstakes. I reckon whoever signs him will end up winning the most CL's in the next decade. The physical attributes, the finishing, and the mentality. The elite clubs have to open the cheque book for him.
Dont forget Mbappe thought? What if say Haaland went to Real but Mbappe went to Man C? And Pep stop his fk ups in the CL

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This kid is the real deal. Step aside MBappe we should really be going all in for this guy
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I was butchering the poor kid's name. I thought his name was pronounced like he said it in the interview for the English version. But the way to pronounce it correctly is totally different
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Re: Erling Haaland
so Auwling Brauwt Hauwland
the "auw" being a deep "o"
the "auw" being a deep "o"
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I can't do his Norwegian pronounciation, due to how different his dialect is
He pronounces his Rs like the germans pronounce it.

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Reminds me of the Ruhr accent (Low German) of the Germans. Manuel Neuer comes to mind. Absolutely retarded accent.
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