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come on, Haaland is great but he almost looks like that:Mr Nick09 wrote:Also better looking than Messi
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Haaland is also the actor that played Todd in Breaking Bad
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Perucho21 wrote:Haaland is also the actor that played Todd in Breaking Bad
You mean Meth Damon?
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i was just about to say he looks like Jesse Plemons, forgot the name "Meth Damon"
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Mr Nick09 wrote:Also better looking than Messi
You could also argue that he has a much better physique especially to get through that rainy Stoke nights. He's faster than Messi, stronger, and also a better finisher in 2020.
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Wouldn't go that far. But definitely more human than the transvestite.Mr Nick09 wrote:Also better looking than Messi
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Harmonica even defending Messi's looks.
Haaland holds the current longest standing long jump for 5-year-old's along with his father being a known footballer back then (his tussle with Roy Keane the most memorable) and his mother too was an athlete.
Such physical gymnastics runs in his blood and blessed by famous Nordic genes.
Waiting for our friend Thimmy to play it less safe in his hype and it would be warranted.
Ødegaard's stint as the top of the Nordmenn footballers has come to the conclusion.
Haaland holds the current longest standing long jump for 5-year-old's along with his father being a known footballer back then (his tussle with Roy Keane the most memorable) and his mother too was an athlete.
Such physical gymnastics runs in his blood and blessed by famous Nordic genes.
Waiting for our friend Thimmy to play it less safe in his hype and it would be warranted.
Ødegaard's stint as the top of the Nordmenn footballers has come to the conclusion.
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At what point did you know that halaand once scored 9 goals in one game?
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btw I like how this guy is making history at such a young age but everyone is busy making fun of his looks or brushing it off with unsolicited bantz.
If this were your fav wonder kid or player GL wouldn’t hear the end of it with threads upon threads.. Nice one.
If this were your fav wonder kid or player GL wouldn’t hear the end of it with threads upon threads.. Nice one.
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Arquitecto wrote:Harmonica even defending Messi's looks.
there is no need
dont tell me you wouldnt hit that
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$400m net worth adds 10cm in height in wamen eyes (proven scientifically)
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Myesyats wrote:Arquitecto wrote:Harmonica even defending Messi's looks.
there is no need
dont tell me you wouldnt hit that
No the humour I find is that Harmonica will defend something completely irrelevant to his footballing game but that is dedication I suppose.
I actually find Messi has grown well into his face compared to what was an awkward looking visage in his early years.
Good for him.
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me personally, i never got the criticism toward's Messi's looks i've always thought he was a decent looking fella, even in his younger years. The beard certainly makes him look more like a GOAT that he is and a GOAT of a man as well.
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Arquitecto wrote:Harmonica even defending Messi's looks.
Haaland holds the current longest standing long jump for 5-year-old's along with his father being a known footballer back then (his tussle with Roy Keane the most memorable) and his mother too was an athlete.
Such physical gymnastics runs in his blood and blessed by famous Nordic genes.
Waiting for our friend Thimmy to play it less safe in his hype and it would be warranted.
Ødegaard's stint as the top of the Nordmenn footballers has come to the conclusion.
Wow, this kid is THAT Haaland's son? Good to hear, and congrats to his dad and him to raise him to be this good. Always felt sorry for the father, although I read it wasnt fully Keane's fault his career ended due to injury I think? But still, it was a horrible act.
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not even close, Messi always been a cutiepie
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Nah just defending against stupidity. Messi too looked like a dork as a teenager. Messi was straight from Lord of The Rings, Haaland from Dragon Ball Z. And Cronaldo from Chicks with Dicks.Arquitecto wrote:Harmonica even defending Messi's looks.
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We all know who eventually will beat Kid Buu.
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Arquitecto wrote:Harmonica even defending Messi's looks.
Haaland holds the current longest standing long jump for 5-year-old's along with his father being a known footballer back then (his tussle with Roy Keane the most memorable) and his mother too was an athlete.
Such physical gymnastics runs in his blood and blessed by famous Nordic genes.
Waiting for our friend Thimmy to play it less safe in his hype and it would be warranted.
Ødegaard's stint as the top of the Nordmenn footballers has come to the conclusion.
I’m not as familiar with Haaland as I am with Ødegaard. The latter is from Drammen. I occasionally watched him play for my local team, so I’ve been able to follow his progress. We also have mutual acquaintances, and I was even able to talk to him once. He’s not just some footballer who happens to be from the same country, he’s closer to home, quite literally.
I’ve rated his talent since the first time I saw him play. I always thought he’d go far, purely based on his exceptional vision and passing ability, already as a 13 year old. That he’s added ball control, athleticism and dribbling to his repertoire since then, has only made him a more promising prospect. I had my reservations regarding his potential, initially, as I’ve traditionally not expected typically technique-lacking, physique-oriented, Norwegian players to amount to anything worth mentioning, let alone some kid from my local club - but again, his natural talent just seemed overwhelming to me.
I never paid much attention to Haaland, despite him making the news frequently, ever since he came into the local spotlight while playing under Ole at Molde. The first time I heard about him was when Molde played against Brann, who at the time were praised for having the strongest defense in the league, and were leading the league with hardly any goals conceded. I believe Haaland scored a hattrick (or a brace)against them as a sub. I figured it was a fluke, I’d never heard of him before and he was just some teenage substitute. Then, he scored 9 goals against Honduras and he hasn’t slowed down since. Despite all of that, I assumed he was just another tall, slow and clunky, poor man’s John Carew. I’m happy with how both of them are performing, but if I have a bias towards anyone, it’s definitely Ødegaard or «who? Who? WHO?!» as Harmonica likes to call him.
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Messi looks like fully grown men will rub him on the head and say how's it going sport when he's 47yo.
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Also when you look at haaland you know he's Norwegian. Only 2 people I know who you can just look at and say that guy is Norwegian. The first one is Norway nick the Madrid fan and this guy.
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