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Post by Hapless_Hans Sat Jul 10, 2021 7:42 pm


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Post by Lucifer Sat Jul 10, 2021 8:15 pm

Tiny dick Laughing

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Post by farfan Sat Jul 10, 2021 11:47 pm

He could be a grower. hmm
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Post by Myesyats Sun Jul 11, 2021 12:09 am

I bet he was just swimming prior to the photo and what we can observe there is a scientifically proven shrinkage that occurs in relation to the dick area when submerged in cold water

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Post by Lucifer Sun Jul 11, 2021 12:15 am

Can't wait until my man @thimmy comes and compare his dick with Mbappe.

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Post by Thimmy Sun Jul 11, 2021 12:27 am

I think we can safely pick you as our designated "lying down on a sunbed in swimming trunks, dick size analyst". We are a majority far left forum, after all Proud
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Post by Found Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:30 pm

It’s hilarious to me that this dude is doing Messi/Ronaldo numbers without ever looking like an all time great
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Post by El Gunner Sun Aug 15, 2021 7:25 pm

because he's a stone cold killer in front of goal, that's it!
if he continues on this trend by pure statistical merit he will end up as one of the all-time greats, don't worry
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Post by The Demon of Carthage Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:35 pm

Christ, his ruthlessness is unreal!

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Post by halamadrid2 Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:12 am

I want this guy, even more than Mbappe. Getting Ronaldo vibes from him
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Post by danyjr Sun Sep 19, 2021 9:45 pm

This kid is legit. Never seen a CF as good as him at this age.
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Post by Bankz Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:05 pm

This player is the best player in the world at this moment and time. A balon d’or nominations should at least be on the cards this year tbh.

45 goals in 45 games in 19/20, 41 goals in 41 games in 20/21 and 11 goals in 8 games already.

Haaland is so superior to mbappe that I wonder what Madrid are even thinking tbh, I mean, just the sight of him scares me ffs.

As a no 9, I haven’t seen anyone close to him decades. What an inevitability. What a monster.

CL top scorer at 20 and CL best forward at 21 while playing at Dortmund ffs..
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Post by Casciavit Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:09 pm

I feel like Madrid is going to sign both. Laughing
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Post by Mamad Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:34 am

F**k Mbappe. we have Vini. Sign Haaland ffs.
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Post by Found Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:06 am

Heartbroken for Cristiano. He thought he could stop his records being broken by just outlasting the turbocharged dwarf.
But then a big Viking turns up out of nowhere to go berserk on all his precious records for the next 15 years Crying or Very sad
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Post by BarcaLearning Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:11 pm

Unfortunately Haaland plays for a small NT side and Dortmund wont be winning anything as long as Bayern is around Razz The awards take into account the trophies won a lot.
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Post by Bankz Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:21 pm

I’m not talking about the winner here. Being nominated has nothing to do with your NT tbh.. if you had a ridiculously individually good season and a good build up to the beginning of the season, that should at least get you into top 3. My pick is Messi, haaland, and lewandowski.. any other thing is wrong, maybe aside kante.

I don’t remember any player having more than a goal a game at the top flight at the beginning of their careers, not even R9 or Van basten even. This is just Mad ffs
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Post by Hapless_Hans Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:32 pm

@BarcaLearning wrote:Unfortunately Haaland plays for a small NT side and Dortmund wont be winning anything as long as Bayern is around Razz The awards take into account the trophies won a lot.


There's a really easy fix for this conundrum
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Post by The Demon of Carthage Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:22 pm

Haaland is a direct descendant of the Vikings, with the blood of Odin and Frigg running through his veins.

One of Madrid's nicknames is Los Vikingos.

Make of this information what you will.
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