Official: Neymar signs for PSG

Terrible World Cup from him.

Please never compare this man to the obvious duo.

Immense talent but spending your time half the time soaking up the pitch, rolling is just plain juvenile hence why I now pronounce him:

Shaelmar.

Very disappointing performance from him, and he has absolutely no excuu....wait a minute hold the phone, did you lose a bet Luci or are you simply asking to be assassinated by Barcelona fans with that sig?

Arquitescu wrote:Terrible World Cup from him.

Please never compare this man to the obvious duo.

Immense talent but spending your time half the time soaking up the pitch, rolling is just plain juvenile hence why I now pronounce him:

Shaelmar.

So few people will understand this reference but it gave me a chuckle.

Harmonica wrote:

Doc wrote:

terrance511 wrote:


had to google if argentina actually won some copa becaues that's how meaningless his media spammed consolating personal 'award' are.

Last International trophy that doesn't include the Olympics (why should it?) Argentina won was back in 93. Also, that award Harmonica talks about he won in Copa America, he allegedly never accepted it.

That goes to show how little he cares for those things. He wants trophies, actual winners' medals, not some cosmetic shit that only he would maybe remember.

You know who has a winner's medal in an International competition: Ronaldo.

Messi would've three major titles if Higuain scored three sitters, like Eder did for Fakenaldo. Team titles prove nothing how good players were in the actual tournaments.

I know right! Those pesky ifs, buts and maybe's. Don't worry, your campaign is finally picking up steam, you have Valk on your side.

Doc wrote:

Harmonica wrote:

Doc wrote:

Last International trophy that doesn't include the Olympics (why should it?) Argentina won was back in 93. Also, that award Harmonica talks about he won in Copa America, he allegedly never accepted it.

That goes to show how little he cares for those things. He wants trophies, actual winners' medals, not some cosmetic shit that only he would maybe remember.

You know who has a winner's medal in an International competition: Ronaldo.

Messi would've three major titles if Higuain scored three sitters, like Eder did for Fakenaldo. Team titles prove nothing how good players were in the actual tournaments.

I know right! Those pesky ifs, buts and maybe's. Don't worry, your campaign is finally picking up steam, you have Valk on your side.

Sheep argument.

He came back from a long term injury prematurely to play this WC... he was clearly playing at below normal speed.

sportsczy wrote:He came back from a long term injury prematurely to play this WC... he was clearly playing at below normal speed.

he seemed to hit the ground faster than a fat kid on a see saw though.

I don't know or if we should be blaming him he was good. Brazil as a whole created a lot of chances but they did not take them. Naturally they lost against a team which took their chances and who had a superior goalkeeper

I actually thought neymar was decent this game. He was active and always trying to get the ball. Shit just didnt fall his way this time. It happens

Doc wrote:

Harmonica wrote:

Doc wrote:

Last International trophy that doesn't include the Olympics (why should it?) Argentina won was back in 93. Also, that award Harmonica talks about he won in Copa America, he allegedly never accepted it.

That goes to show how little he cares for those things. He wants trophies, actual winners' medals, not some cosmetic shit that only he would maybe remember.

You know who has a winner's medal in an International competition: Ronaldo.

Messi would've three major titles if Higuain scored three sitters, like Eder did for Fakenaldo. Team titles prove nothing how good players were in the actual tournaments.

I know right! Those pesky ifs, buts and maybe's. Don't worry, your campaign is finally picking up steam, you have Valk on your side.

And me!

Hapless_Hans wrote:

Doc wrote:

Harmonica wrote:
Messi would've three major titles if Higuain scored three sitters, like Eder did for Fakenaldo. Team titles prove nothing how good players were in the actual tournaments.

I know right! Those pesky ifs, buts and maybe's. Don't worry, your campaign is finally picking up steam, you have Valk on your side.

And me!

You're too sensible to ever join that foolishness. Nothing is wrong with being a Madrid hater or think Ronaldo is overrated but a fool you are not.

Already passed Fakenaldo in World Cup dribbles.

Most Completed Dribbles in World Cup History (recorded since 1966)

110 Messi
105 Maradona
78 Jairzinho
61 Kempes
56 Robben
...
39 Neymar
38 Fakenaldo

sportsczy wrote:He came back from a long term injury prematurely to play this WC... he was clearly playing at below normal speed.

Meunier was faster than him ffs

Neymar was at 50% of his capabilities at best

Literally does nothing defensively to help the team other then yelling at them.

Mbappé has legit overshadowed him already. Robertson, Henderson, and Milner were literally toying with him.

Is it me or does he not look as sharp or quick on the ball anymore? I thought the same in the WC but he was just coming back from injury then. Has he lost some of his explosiveness?

I was wondering the same thing. He was scary against us last year, but yesterday he was a shadow of his former self.

One of the downsides of playing in a weak league, I guess.

I dont think it has much to do with Ligue 1, we are in September, teams and players are FAAAAAR from their peak form.

I dont understand all the "serious" pundits writing articles about PSG like it's the end of the world. You can criticize their project and what they do but judging a team based on their september form is silly, specially for a cup competition like the Champions league.

You would think people learn.

edit: i enjoy making fun of them as much as the next guy though

And Liverpool defended way better than us. didn't give him space to run with the ball. always someone close to him.

A moment every young football supporter around the world lives for. Nothing beats it. pic.twitter.com/qsRzlduwfI

— Asif. (@Asif9707) September 23, 2018

Reminds me of when I had a similar moment with Ronaldo at the Euros.

Neymar just published a video denying the rape allegations, and he actually shows all the whatsapp messages with the girl from first to last. 100% transparency, and tbh, Neymar seems to be a very nice guy in the convo, and this girl seems to be very VERY keen on sex with Ney https://t.co/eDh0c44n03

— André Noruega (@AndreOstgaard) June 2, 2019

read the entire thread.

There's also pictures of him in Marquinhos birthday party at the time she claims she was raped.

I didn't Know we had licensed Attorneys and Investigators on GL.

Neymar seems the type who could potentially do that.

Didn't know we had a qualified FBI behavioral analyst here as well. Men wasting their talents on GL (or using it wisely depending on whom you ask).

"seems the type" LOL

Because he dives in the football pitch, parties, and plays Counter Strike?

What exactly is the rape-y type?