UEFA U21 European Championships (Israel, June 5th - June 18th)

Tomwin Lannister wrote:


Last night I threw a 140 in a game of darts. I thanked Cruyff for 5 minutes straight

A week ago my uncle put me in responsibility to to perfect the 1 in a half day process of completing traditional Valencian Paella.

I sauteed the vegetables in perfect timing to the addition of Paprika.
Perfect timing of adding the saffron extract just when the water was braised within the rice.
The perfect timing of when to stir, sautee and settle the moist rabbit flesh.

My uncle praised me for my excellence in the execution of its art.

I wanted to tell him "No you big basque oaf, it was Cruyff who is responsible for my perfection in execution" Hell I wanted to reveal to him it was "Cruyff who invented Valencian Rabbit Paella"

What I didn't know until next week was.....

"Cruyff invented Rabbits"

Luca wrote:

Tomwin Lannister wrote:


Last night I threw a 140 in a game of darts. I thanked Cruyff for 5 minutes straight

Only 5 minutes?
Yesterday I watched now you see me. The movie was based on Cruyff inventing football. It was pure magic. I cried for 25 minutes after it finished and I'm proud.

You have taken the last step into becoming a real man

You know, Cruyff directed that movie. One of my favourites tbh

CBarca wrote:when i have sex i try not to think of cruyff or i finish instantly

Just reading his name has unfortunately caused me to finish right here, right now.

Arquitescu wrote:

Tomwin Lannister wrote:


Last night I threw a 140 in a game of darts. I thanked Cruyff for 5 minutes straight

A week ago my uncle put me in responsibility to to perfect the 1 in a half day process of completing traditional Valencian Paella.

I sauteed the vegetables in perfect timing to the addition of Paprika.
Perfect timing of adding the saffron extract just when the water was braised within the rice.
The perfect timing of when to stir, sautee and settle the moist rabbit flesh.

My uncle praised me for my excellence in the execution of its art.

I wanted to tell him "No you big basque oaf, it was Cruyff who is responsible for my perfection in execution" Hell I wanted to reveal to him it was "Cruyff who invented Valencian Rabbit Paella"

What I didn't know until next week was.....

"Cruyff invented Rabbits"

the last sentence killed me.

Everything before that made me a very hungry man. Infact, turns out the only way to catch rabbits is using a Cruiffian technique. Invented by... you know.

Arq

Matri is the anti-Cruyff btw. I'm boycotting his career until he leaves juventus

Luca...

You might want to sit down for this my friend. I have something to tell you...


Juventus have *deep breath* never made a sacrifice in the name of the great lord Cruyff. Not a single lamb has been slaughtered in our fathers name. NOT ONE!

I don't know about you but personally i'm disgusted to have ever supported Juventus and from here on in I pledge my life and soul to Ajax.

Stay on topic.

Netherlands will play on their terms against Spain, watch.

Morata trying to emulate Jese's goal

Morata the young Ibra ffs

Morata to displace Dmzema in Madrid

RealGunner wrote:That is a really talented England team for once

LOL....

Azzurrini all the way!!

When's Spain - Holland?

tomorrow at 5 gmt

I shall analyse the favourites for this treasured tournament that will have a say in deciding the fate of the future stars. The 3 favourites are Italy, Spain and Netherlands, all who follow similar prnciples based on the Dutch and Cruijffian based schemes.

BEST DEFENSE - SPAIN -The best defensive team is Spain as they utilise their ball retention as a defensive weapon.

Worst DEFENSE -Netherlands - We are not good at defending and we are all about combination play and penetration. Once we stop playing our game which utilises a high tempo and pressing, we sit back and cannot cope with the pressure. This is why I feel we could suffer against Spain today.

Best Offence - Netherlands - When a player has the ball in attacking positions, he has 5 options, and this is emphasised by the amount of differnet goal scorers we have, we have by far the best penetration and transitional play.

Worst Offence - Spain - A team so focused on its ideals, driven by the idea of perfecting a system that has won the 1st XI 2 euros and a world cup, has sacrificed penetration for absolutism in uts principles. It is telling that they have needed a player of the bench to provide that goal they need.

Most balanced - Italy - Like in the Euros, the Azzuri has surprised me with its brand of football, finally embracing the if you can't beat em join em mantra and taking up Dutch philosophies as their base and playing a highly polished and more attractive football than any other team in the tournamnet.

I will give my prediction on the winner after I have watched my national team take on its spirtual successors in from Spain

Italy U21's line-up (4-4-2) vs. Norway U21: Bardi; Donati-Capuano-Caldirola-Regini; Saponara-Crimi-Rossi-Sansone; Destro-Paloschi.

Experimentation

I'd very much like to see Saponara behind the striker

Donati! Very impressive

No Borini

OOMG KBJDS VJBN VDSBJHGERGHKBJ WHAT A MISS DESTRO WTF MAN WTF


A BEAUTIFUL PASS TO SEE HIM 1V1 WITH THE KEEPER, WASTED

DESTRO WTF OVER THE BAR

england, about to finish with 0 points.

As long as it gets pearce sacked

israel could progress if norway get spanked by italy..

lol so talented england

Norway score from the penalty spot

fml

HTR ,.HMTR,E ERH NKERRHTKN GOOOOAAL

BERTOLACCI MAKES IT 1-1