Ignazio Abate Facts

FACT: Ignazio Abate is a Scorpio

Not every fact has to be about him living on the moon or some shit

Brigate Rossonere wrote:

dostoevsky wrote:The CIA stands for Covering Ignazio Abate. This is why they're a waste of funding as Abate never needs cover.

The CIA are doing a good job:

rofl he had like 4 bodyguards around him and the rest are just kicking it

stickied!

Abate once arranged a pack of M&M's in alphabetical order.

michael jackson died due to the joy he felt after he met ignazio

No-joke News reported by Milannews:

Abate has gotten the flu in Beijing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What could be the alibi Milan section's members have for this?

1. Well, Dr. Abate wants to find the ultimate cure to this common illness which infects millions in China, by testing it on himself instead of tiny pretty mice.

2. He wants to show Inter even a half-assed, flu-bound, feverish Ignazio can tear their left side to shreds.

3. He wants the match to be balanced so he got the illness deliberately in order for Inter to be not humiliated against a billion Chinese with the final result of 9-1.

4. He's trying to be sympathetic to HIV victims all over the world by being sick...

Abate is not sick with the flu.

The flu is sick with Abate.

Abate is so awesome that Uefa had to create a new end of year award to give other play's a chance of winning something.

CR7, Eto'o and Bale all pray to Abate before every game

My username should be changed from Milantildeath to "Abatetildeath"

But Abate will never die.

Abate once scored a hat trick by shooting the ball once.<br>

Abate could set a fire with water.

Abate drives a Bugatti Veyron without the key.

Abate plays FIFA 11 at 2001.

Abate won a bowling tournament without even hit a single pin.

Abate can chew water.

Abate has lead an extraordinary life

Every since the day he climbed up from the hot magma hidden deep within the Earth's core

there is no such thing called as a UFO in abates vocabulary.. but a FO.. cause he knows wat it is.. and thus aint an unknown flying object

God Prays to Abate

Abate was Albert Einstein and Sir Isaac Newton's personal tutors.

Abate doesn't get cancer, cancer gets Abate. That way, he will cure it forever.

The " Left Winger " position is now rare.. because all of them are changing to ''RWF'' in fear of facing Ignazio Abate one day..

T0tti wrote:The " Left Winger " position is now rare.. because all of them are changing to ''RWF'' in fear of facing Ignazio Abate one day..

milanista99 wrote:Abate once scored a hat trick by shooting the ball once.<br>

T0tti wrote:The " Left Winger " position is now rare.. because all of them are changing to ''RWF'' in fear of facing Ignazio Abate one day..

Greatest first post ever.

Abate takes his morning walk on the Atlantic Ocean.

Abate once stared at the sun for more than two minutes, poor thing is still burning!

Abate counted to infinity - twice.

btw, go to the Inter section for some "Obi>Abate" comedy. :lol!:

Rumour has it that Cesc Fabregas has given up his ambition of playing for hometown club and current european champions Fc Barcelona in order to realize his childhood dream of playing alongside his childhood hero, Ignazio Abate