Ignazio Abate Facts

Rumour has it that Cesc Fabregas has given up his ambition of playing for hometown club and current european champions Fc Barcelona in order to realize his childhood dream of playing alongside his childhood hero, Ignazio Abate

Technically speaking, Ignazio Abate has played CM his entire life.

This is due to the universe revolving around his gravity alone.

Forza Rossoneri wrote:Abate counted to infinity - twice.

btw, go to the Inter section for some "Obi>Abate" comedy. :lol!:

This is what happened to your Abate last time they met in China:

abate can win a staring contest with a statue.

InterMalia wrote:

Forza Rossoneri wrote:Abate counted to infinity - twice.

btw, go to the Inter section for some "Obi>Abate" comedy. :lol!:

This is what happened to your Abate last time they met in China:

Yeah, that's exactly what happened...

The Mona Lisa can't look at Abate

BiasedMilanFan3 wrote:The Mona Lisa can't look at Abate

This one is amazing.

The lion only roars in abate's absence.

Abate made lightening to strike at a spot twice

[ ignore this if you are a wee bit sensitive]

Abate died twice before....... only to prove to Jesus he could resurrect himself two times.

When Abate pokes you on Facebook you get hurt!
The Guinness Book of world record is actually Abate report card!
Abate has already been on Mars that's why there is no sign of life

Superpeppe wrote:
Abate has already been on Mars that's why there is no sign of life

HAH, nice

An Iceberg didn't sink the Titanic, it was Abate doing his backstroke through the Atlantic

Ignazio Abate invented statistics just to prove mathematically how awesome he really is.

Violence is not the answer, Ignazio Abate is

Ignazio Abate once punched Cristiano Ronaldo in his soul

Ignazio Abate does not understand the phrase "If at first you don't succeed"

Abate knows whether the chicken or the egg came first.

Abate can draw a four sided triangle

Great work guys i've never lol'd so many times in a thread.

Thousands of years ago Sisyphus was condemned to forever roll a boulder up a hill, only to see it roll down again.

This punishment was then superseded by introducing Sisyphus to football, so that he may for eternity charge up the left wing to be repelled by Abate.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object?

Nothing, because Abate is both of those things

Abate got addicted to drugs deliberately, twice, and recovered in a week, twice, to give hopeless junkies hope and inspiration.

Abate chose to go to hell when asked, because after a dreamy first life, he needee a new challenge.
But hell didn't quite do it for him, as he spitted around a few times to extinguish the ever burning fire in God's disappointment.


Abate returned his 2012 MURCIELAGO to the company and threatened to sue, because what's the use of riding a car when you can outpace it yourself?

Abate is even older than his own daddy.


Yesterday, Abate wanted to move back in time to stop Milan from conceding the third goal in Istanbul, 2005, but his mommy called him and he totally forgot.

When Abate won the F1 world series with his auntie's 1955 Fiat, his daddy was so proud he gave Abate a cute bicycle.
Abate won the MotoGP championship with that bike.

an eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Abate

Abate is the matrix.

Yeah, work that one out!

abate beat hussain bolt in a race while both of his hands and feet were tied

The earth quake in Japan didn't cause the earth's axis to tilt, it happens everytime Abate runs.

Abate doesn't eat honey, he snacks on bees