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Post by viepr149 Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:57 pm

Fadi wrote:this thread is getting ridiculous!, i wish abate to be the best fullback in the world but until he actually steps up his game we should stop overrating him, he obviously still very ineffective going forward, he hasn't shown any signs of improvements recently which is very disappointing.......

As long as Abate is on the field, every goal is his assist.

As a result this argument is flawed.

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Post by IrasMaldinista Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:28 pm

Abate has officially proved 2+2=5.5

Abate once tried, but didn't fail.

Abate created a 3D model with Microsoft Paint.

Abate wrote a 540-page novel one afternoon.

Abate has dedicated three of his kidneys and two of his lungs to those who needed them.

Abate won the $2 billion lottery ticket and Abate had only until midnight to go and cash it, but Abate preferred to sleep as Abate had an important game tomorrow.

When Abate was 8, Abate was arrested and charged for raping 26 married women and molesting 14 of his classmates in a period of two years. That's why Arrigo Sacchi didn't include Abate in his squad for World Cup 1994, for inappropriate conduct.

Abate rejected Cesare Maldini's call-up for World Cup 1998 because he had school exams, so FIGC banned Abate from national games until 2011.

Abate's only wish in life has always been to be better than Paolo Maldini, having surpassed God and Hercules before.

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Post by M99 Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:10 pm

Abate's pendrive.

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Post by Ganso Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:20 pm

LOL thats awesome
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Post by M99 Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:21 pm

When he was 6 months old, the Yellow Eyed Demon from Supernatural was visited by Abate in his nursery.
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Post by arabprince Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:04 pm

Forza Rossoneri wrote:
Dante13 wrote:
CroInter wrote:Thank you.

you re welcome

Abate does not make mistakes. He let Milito get the ball to make the Scudetto race more competitive.

Turn's out Abate was just trolling us :vagi:
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Post by M99 Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:25 pm

This thread should be renamed Igwenazio Abate facts.


Abate resurrected Einstein to fix a lightbulb in his bedroom.

Abate used telekinesis to make the apple fall on Newton's head. He had already figured out gravity ages ago and felt sorry for Newton and gave him all the credit.

Abate taught Chuck Norris martial arts.
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Post by BiasedMilanFan3 Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:39 am

Abate defeated an aimbot in a 1v1 on CoD
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Post by Dante Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:05 am

Abate doesn't get injured . He's just having a break :coffee:
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Post by Milan31 Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:03 am

Dante13 wrote:Abate doesn't get injured . He's just having a break :coffee:
:lol!:
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Post by shamr9pato Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:33 pm

zidane: when i have to play against maldini i switch the flanks. when i have to play against abate i retire..
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Post by Forza Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:06 am

shamr9pato wrote:zidane: when i have to play against maldini i switch the flanks. when i have to play against abate i retire..
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Post by shamr9pato Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:18 pm

abate doesnt smoke.. he flames...
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Post by Forza Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:32 am

Abate can eat a Quarter Pounder in France.

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Post by M99 Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:20 am

Abate uses a chainsaw to shave.
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Post by Ganso Mon May 07, 2012 12:00 am

im tired of this guy,our worst defender this season and useless upfront.not even a knee jerk,been saying this since Jan
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Post by dostoevsky Mon May 07, 2012 2:49 am

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Definitely not our worst defender of the season though, but it's best to talk about it once everyone's calmed down.
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Post by celikmilan Mon May 07, 2012 7:12 am

He is a good player but last night he showed that he is most stupid player in the world.
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Post by Dante Sat May 19, 2012 2:24 am

Abate and God were playing poker ; God goes all-in , throwing the very existence on the table ;

then Abate called a "raise" .





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Post by Potential Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:34 pm

Something fun I found, Abate means in english; to officially put an end to

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Post by Rossoneri Ninja Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:38 am

Abate has his own special drive-through at McDonalds

Abate won a staring contest against a statue

The first Terminator wasn't sent to kill Sarah Connor, but Abate........ it failed.

A Geneticist wanted to find out the source of Abate's powers, after inspecting Abate's DNA he discovered the -GOD-MOD-E string

Abate once told a hyena a joke.... it never stopped laughing.

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Post by SchinnerC Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:50 am

Abate > Nocerino. But LOL.com comments disagree
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Post by Milantildeath Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:56 am

Abate blocked Silva's transfer to PSG
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Post by BiasedMilanFan3 Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:35 am

Rossoneri Ninja wrote:Abate has his own special drive-through at McDonalds

Abate won a staring contest against a statue

The first Terminator wasn't sent to kill Sarah Connor, but Abate........ it failed.

A Geneticist wanted to find out the source of Abate's powers, after inspecting Abate's DNA he discovered the -GOD-MOD-E string

Abate once told a hyena a joke.... it never stopped laughing.


Yeah I heard about this

He drives upto the window and the employee's GIVE HIM the money
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Post by shamr9pato Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:59 am

dinosaurs didnt get extinct.. they committed suicide so that they be raped by abate
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Post by Forza Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:37 pm

I'm not sure what thread to put this in, so I might as well write this here even though it's clearly unrelated...
Nocerino is becoming to goal.com what Abate is to the Milan section of GL. He is mentioned in the comments under articles that have nothing to do with him. Especially Euro articles that aren't about Italy. Check it out for a laugh (goal.com that is, the Nocerino stuff won't make you laugh, but it's damn strange).
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