Ignazio Abate Facts

Abate decided to do the space travel but he didn't want to leave home. Then the earth start its revolution

Immaculate_Mole wrote:HAHA EPIC POST MTD


Abate doesn't play for Milan, Milan plays for Abate

Hilarious mate

Abate uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.

Abate once ate a whole box of hot pockets, and he didn't even have to take a $&!# afterwards.

My avatar has been changed to honour the great man himself.

Forza Rossoneri wrote:My avatar has been changed to honour the great man himself.

Abate is'nt ur avatar, Abate is your god thus you always see him.

Shown by this illusion that you have small pic of him on your computer screen

Ignazio Abate doesn't receive match ratings, the number next to his name is the collective amount of players he is superior to.

Ignazio Abate's last transfer request was from Krypton, going towards Earth.

Ignazio Abate is a practitioner of Alchemy, every ball he touches turns into gold.

(All custom made by me).

Abate doe's not need to have sex with inferior women for pleasure, he just looks at himself.

Abate is never tired or injured, he is just taking it easy on inferior mortal's

Abate does not have a transfer fee because god is non-transferable.

Abate does not need a car because he can walk at superior speeds.

Abate does not need sunglasses to reflect to suns heat because his eye's are the sun itself.( as shown by this picture he wears them for style instead)

When Abate looks at the oranges , they become juice

When God gave the 10 commandments to Moses , Abate already had them in a USB

Abate plays Master League in Fifa 11

Mosquitos suck abate's holy blood.

We should sticky this thread

it really should be! where is Dos?

we should all change our avatars to pictures of Abate as well !!! hahaha

Hi guys, hectic week at Uni, sorry I haven't been around.

If you guys really want to sticky this I shall, and I'll try to contribute myself as well in that case.

Also remember that we're a huge forum and there are a very diverse collection of posters on here, so it would be great if the God jokes could be toned down.

Because the only people who should feel uncomfortable when Abate is in town are those who don't bleed for Milan.

Studies show that the letters A, B, T and E are the letters most commonly used when mentioning the best sportsmen of all time

Chuck Norris cuts Abate's hair

The Great Depression occurred because Abate lost his wallet.

It is heavily rumored that the AHA (Abate Haters Association) will make an assassination attempt on Abate at December 21 2012.

Abate is overhyped by SOME goallegacy users..

Surag.Blueguy wrote:Abate is overhyped by SOME goallegacy users..

Some goallegacy user's are not aware that Ignazio Abate is all knowing and all seeing and just gave you a neg rep without even being registered to this forum.

Surag.Blueguy wrote:Abate is overhyped by SOME goallegacy users..

Members of A.H.A not allowed

milanista99 wrote:

Surag.Blueguy wrote:Abate is overhyped by SOME goallegacy users..

Members of A.H.A not allowed

not an abate hater..he was a beast last season..but he is "over"hyped"" here and its a fact..

Surag.Blueguy wrote:

milanista99 wrote:

Surag.Blueguy wrote:Abate is overhyped by SOME goallegacy users..

Members of A.H.A not allowed

not an abate hater..he was a beast last season..but he is "over"hyped"" here and its a fact..

who overhypes him?we just like him hes a fan favorite amongst milan fans and its fun to say the things we do about him...i dont know how his being rated so highly affects you or anyone else for the matter.

The reason everyone laughed when Al Gore said he invented the internet, is because it's common knowledge that Ignazio Abate did.

Ignazio Abate can believe it is butter, therefore, it is butter.

Ignazio Abate has never caught a forward offside, because he has those massive balls of his dragging behind him.

Ignazio Abate lost his right leg in a freak astronomical cataclysm, fortunately he found something else to put his cleat on.

Ignazio Abate can touch this. Da-dam-dan-dan-dam-dan.

nichabr wrote:

Surag.Blueguy wrote:

milanista99 wrote:

Surag.Blueguy wrote:Abate is overhyped by SOME goallegacy users..

Members of A.H.A not allowed

not an abate hater..he was a beast last season..but he is "over"hyped"" here and its a fact..

who overhypes him?we just like him hes a fan favorite amongst milan fans and its fun to say the things we do about him...i dont know how his being rated so highly affects you or anyone else for the matter.

ok chill man.. ..no intention to hurt milan fans' feelings towards abate..

Ignazio Abate stared at the sun, the sun went blind

Violin strings are made from strands of Abate's hair

Ignazio Abate can kill death

Why dont we have this in GS?

I find the abate meme to be hella alot more entertaining than xavi is humble and respectfull