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Post by Yuri Yukuv Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:48 pm

Why dont we have this in GS?

I find the abate meme to be hella alot more entertaining than xavi is humble and respectfull

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Post by M99 Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:44 pm

Yuri Yukuv wrote:Why dont we have this in GS?

I find the abate meme to be hella alot more entertaining than xavi is humble and respectfull

Because it will turn into a bitchfight thanks to the members of the AHA *coughsciaccacough*
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Post by Milantildeath Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:50 pm

Ignazio Abate holds a watch just so time can know where he is
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Post by Cruijf Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:45 pm

Abate made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Post by Giuvitojuve Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:59 am

AC Milan stands for Abate Corps Milan.

Ignazio Abate doesn't run, he speeds up the rotation of the world under him.

Ignazio Abate once scored a hat-trick in El Classico, playing for Notts County. (Don't ask).

Ignazio Abate once showed up to practice late, time was fined.

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Post by Forza Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:39 am

Ghosts sit around campfires and tell stories about Abate.

Abate played a role in Star Wars... he was the force.

Abate can cut through a knife using hot butter.

Abate can slam a revolving door.

Abate won a game of 'connect four' in three moves.
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:01 pm

People piss their names in snow, Abate pisses his in concrete

Simon does'nt say..... Ignazio Abate does

Abate is the reason Wally is still hiding.

When you search for Ignazio Abate in google it comes back with........"you don't find Ignazio Abate he finds you"

Abate built the hospital he was born in

Abate will never have a heart attack. His heart i'snt nearly foolish enough to attack him

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Ignazio Abate allows to live.

Abate runs until the treadmill gets tired

Note: these were all taken from the Chiek Tiote fact's i compiled 6 months ago :coffee:
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Post by tonger Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:50 pm

Forza Rossoneri wrote:Ghosts sit around campfires and tell stories about Abate.

Abate played a role in Star Wars... he was the force.

Abate can cut through a knife using hot butter.

Abate can slam a revolving door.

Abate won a game of 'connect four' in three moves.

omg these are sooooo good hahaha

Abate doesn't need to eat food, food tours Abate's digestive system.
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Post by BiasedMilanFan3 Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:42 am

Immaculate_Mole wrote:People piss their names in snow, Abate pisses his in concrete

Simon does'nt say..... Ignazio Abate does

Abate is the reason Wally is still hiding.

When you search for Ignazio Abate in google it comes back with........"you don't find Ignazio Abate he finds you"

Abate built the hospital he was born in

Abate will never have a heart attack. His heart i'snt nearly foolish enough to attack him

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Ignazio Abate allows to live.

Abate runs until the treadmill gets tired

Note: these were all taken from the Chiek Tiote fact's i compiled 6 months ago :coffee:

I think thats one of the early signs of being homeless
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Post by BiasedMilanFan3 Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:42 am

Abate pushes doors that say 'pull'
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Post by BiasedMilanFan3 Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:16 am

This thread will never die
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Post by Forza Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:16 am

Abate can bake a cake in the freezer.

Matches are warned not to play with Abate.

Abate tells his GPS where he wants to turn.

Abate doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

Abate is so awesome that there is no need for this joke to be funny. :king:
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Post by dostoevsky Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:58 am

BiasedMilanFan3 wrote:This thread will never die

Much like Abate.
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Post by Guest Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:36 pm

I love you guys for this thread, I don't think I have ever had so many good laughs from one thread.

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Post by shamr9pato Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:25 pm

Ronaldo( the real ), zidane, pele', maradona, de stafano, and other players who compete for the title of greatest ever retired early because they knew abate would make ppl doubt their status,

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Post by Cruijf Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:00 pm

TetraHydroC 10 wrote:I love you guys for this thread, I don't think I have ever had so many good laughs from one thread.
LOL same here Smile Smile Smile
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Post by •MilanDevil• Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:06 pm

global warming is due to abate's respiration.

kaka left milan so that abate doesnt take his spot as the best player on the team.

abate created football.

Kuyt is Abate's son.




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Post by Milantildeath Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:41 pm

Guns don't kill people, Abate kills people
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Post by Milantildeath Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:52 pm

Can we get a sticky of this thread already???
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Post by shamr9pato Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:09 am

allegri asked abate not to perform to the fullest as it would cause 99% of footballers to retire

abate once beat an all star teams with his eyes shut and all by himself while warming the bench

abate once won a grand prix on foot

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Post by Milantildeath Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:51 am

Abate won the tour de france on a stationary bike
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Post by Eivindo Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:28 pm

Heard at Milanello:

Abate: - I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

- It is not sufficient that I suceed - all others must fail.
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Post by dostoevsky Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:59 pm

The reason why the speed of light is a limited is so that you don't see Abate until after he's hit you.

Schrodinger was wrong when he suggested that you don't know whether Abate is winning or losing a content until you observe it. Abate can never lose a contest.

Unbeknownst to Disney, Abate actually killed Mufasa.

The only thing strong enough to cut Abate is Abate himself.
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Also I'll sticky the thread if a few more people want me to do it. I have no problem with it, I just think that on principle I should wait for more than two people to make the suggestion.
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Post by pUsHa Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:46 pm

Obviously this must be sticked ... It also has to be written in golden colour up there .. :coffee:
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Post by shamr9pato Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:04 pm

sticky Very Happy
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Post by •MilanDevil• Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:22 pm

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