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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
Why dont we have this in GS?
I find the abate meme to be hella alot more entertaining than xavi is humble and respectfull
I find the abate meme to be hella alot more entertaining than xavi is humble and respectfull
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
Yuri Yukuv wrote:Why dont we have this in GS?
I find the abate meme to be hella alot more entertaining than xavi is humble and respectfull
Because it will turn into a bitchfight thanks to the members of the AHA *coughsciaccacough*
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
AC Milan stands for Abate Corps Milan.
Ignazio Abate doesn't run, he speeds up the rotation of the world under him.
Ignazio Abate once scored a hat-trick in El Classico, playing for Notts County. (Don't ask).
Ignazio Abate once showed up to practice late, time was fined.
Ignazio Abate doesn't run, he speeds up the rotation of the world under him.
Ignazio Abate once scored a hat-trick in El Classico, playing for Notts County. (Don't ask).
Ignazio Abate once showed up to practice late, time was fined.
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Ghosts sit around campfires and tell stories about Abate.
Abate played a role in Star Wars... he was the force.
Abate can cut through a knife using hot butter.
Abate can slam a revolving door.
Abate won a game of 'connect four' in three moves.
Abate played a role in Star Wars... he was the force.
Abate can cut through a knife using hot butter.
Abate can slam a revolving door.
Abate won a game of 'connect four' in three moves.
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
People piss their names in snow, Abate pisses his in concrete
Simon does'nt say..... Ignazio Abate does
Abate is the reason Wally is still hiding.
When you search for Ignazio Abate in google it comes back with........"you don't find Ignazio Abate he finds you"
Abate built the hospital he was born in
Abate will never have a heart attack. His heart i'snt nearly foolish enough to attack him
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Ignazio Abate allows to live.
Abate runs until the treadmill gets tired
Note: these were all taken from the Chiek Tiote fact's i compiled 6 months ago
Simon does'nt say..... Ignazio Abate does
Abate is the reason Wally is still hiding.
When you search for Ignazio Abate in google it comes back with........"you don't find Ignazio Abate he finds you"
Abate built the hospital he was born in
Abate will never have a heart attack. His heart i'snt nearly foolish enough to attack him
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Ignazio Abate allows to live.
Abate runs until the treadmill gets tired
Note: these were all taken from the Chiek Tiote fact's i compiled 6 months ago
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
Forza Rossoneri wrote:Ghosts sit around campfires and tell stories about Abate.
Abate played a role in Star Wars... he was the force.
Abate can cut through a knife using hot butter.
Abate can slam a revolving door.
Abate won a game of 'connect four' in three moves.
omg these are sooooo good hahaha
Abate doesn't need to eat food, food tours Abate's digestive system.
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Immaculate_Mole wrote:People piss their names in snow, Abate pisses his in concrete
Simon does'nt say..... Ignazio Abate does
Abate is the reason Wally is still hiding.
When you search for Ignazio Abate in google it comes back with........"you don't find Ignazio Abate he finds you"
Abate built the hospital he was born in
Abate will never have a heart attack. His heart i'snt nearly foolish enough to attack him
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Ignazio Abate allows to live.
Abate runs until the treadmill gets tired
Note: these were all taken from the Chiek Tiote fact's i compiled 6 months ago![]()
I think thats one of the early signs of being homeless
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Abate pushes doors that say 'pull'
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This thread will never die
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Abate can bake a cake in the freezer.
Matches are warned not to play with Abate.
Abate tells his GPS where he wants to turn.
Abate doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
Abate is so awesome that there is no need for this joke to be funny. :king:
Matches are warned not to play with Abate.
Abate tells his GPS where he wants to turn.
Abate doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
Abate is so awesome that there is no need for this joke to be funny. :king:
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
BiasedMilanFan3 wrote:This thread will never die
Much like Abate.
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I love you guys for this thread, I don't think I have ever had so many good laughs from one thread.
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Ronaldo( the real ), zidane, pele', maradona, de stafano, and other players who compete for the title of greatest ever retired early because they knew abate would make ppl doubt their status,
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LOL same hereTetraHydroC 10 wrote:I love you guys for this thread, I don't think I have ever had so many good laughs from one thread.
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
global warming is due to abate's respiration.
kaka left milan so that abate doesnt take his spot as the best player on the team.
abate created football.
Kuyt is Abate's son.
kaka left milan so that abate doesnt take his spot as the best player on the team.
abate created football.
Kuyt is Abate's son.
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
Guns don't kill people, Abate kills people
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
Can we get a sticky of this thread already???
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allegri asked abate not to perform to the fullest as it would cause 99% of footballers to retire
abate once beat an all star teams with his eyes shut and all by himself while warming the bench
abate once won a grand prix on foot
abate once beat an all star teams with his eyes shut and all by himself while warming the bench
abate once won a grand prix on foot
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Abate won the tour de france on a stationary bike
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Heard at Milanello:
Abate: - I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
- It is not sufficient that I suceed - all others must fail.
Abate: - I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
- It is not sufficient that I suceed - all others must fail.
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The reason why the speed of light is a limited is so that you don't see Abate until after he's hit you.
Schrodinger was wrong when he suggested that you don't know whether Abate is winning or losing a content until you observe it. Abate can never lose a contest.
Unbeknownst to Disney, Abate actually killed Mufasa.
The only thing strong enough to cut Abate is Abate himself.
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Also I'll sticky the thread if a few more people want me to do it. I have no problem with it, I just think that on principle I should wait for more than two people to make the suggestion.
Schrodinger was wrong when he suggested that you don't know whether Abate is winning or losing a content until you observe it. Abate can never lose a contest.
Unbeknownst to Disney, Abate actually killed Mufasa.
The only thing strong enough to cut Abate is Abate himself.
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Also I'll sticky the thread if a few more people want me to do it. I have no problem with it, I just think that on principle I should wait for more than two people to make the suggestion.
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Re: Ignazio Abate Facts
Obviously this must be sticked ... It also has to be written in golden colour up there ..
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