Re: Ignazio Abate Facts

by Forza Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:37 pm

I'm not sure what thread to put this in, so I might as well write this here even though it's clearly unrelated...
Nocerino is becoming to goal.com what Abate is to the Milan section of GL. He is mentioned in the comments under articles that have nothing to do with him. Especially Euro articles that aren't about Italy. Check it out for a laugh (goal.com that is, the Nocerino stuff won't make you laugh, but it's damn strange).

by BiasedMilanFan3 Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:53 pm

Yeah I saw one comment a while back that was just "NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO". That was every comment.

Nocerino doesn't have that... that... how do you put it.... Nocerino doesnt have that halo above his head or that constant glow that Abate has

by M99 Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:43 pm

Nocerino is Abate's prophet :coffee:

By the way, if you have five dollars and Abate has five dollars, Abate has more money than you.

by Ganso Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:38 pm

abate is so good he only plays in key matches for italy

by shamr9pato Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:33 am

abate is the reason rooney has grown his hair back

by Kaladin Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:10 pm

Abate let Jordi Alba score. He also secretley injured Chiellini and Motta. All this to make the game more challenging.

by Eivindo Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:11 pm

Fact: Abate didnt get injured, injured got Abate. hmm

by Kaladin Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:29 am

Its not that Abate can't cross some times, its that the ball can't handle Godbate's crosses :bow:

by Kaladin Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:00 pm

Abate didn't present himself to Zenit for 10 mil, he just spontaneously demanded 10 mil for nothing other than to boost Milan's budget

by Milantildeath Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:39 am

Abate didn't lose his spot, he allowed De Sciglio to have it.

by IrasMaldinista Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:09 pm

Tehran is experiencing an unexpected, extremely powerful storm.
I think Abate has farted again, and this time, toward my helpless city...

by FennecFox7 Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:43 am

IrasMaldinista wrote:Tehran is experiencing an unexpected, extremely powerful storm.
I think Abate has farted again, and this time, toward my helpless city...

by Kaladin Tue May 14, 2013 5:13 pm

"Congratulations to Ignazio Abate and his girlfriend on the birth of their second child! The name of their newborn son is Andrea."

Abate was so excited with his second son, that he accidentally sent him back in time about 30 years, but little does everyone know that he was adopted by the Pirlo famiglia during that time..

Mind=Blown

by Kaladin Fri May 24, 2013 8:28 pm

Bow down

https://twitter.com/_igna20_

The king has made himself available for us petty mortals :bow:

by Milantildeath Sat May 25, 2013 7:16 pm

My favorite joke about Abate's Twitter:

Abate tried to send a tweet, but it was blocked by a defender.

by Kaladin Sat May 25, 2013 9:42 pm

by Dante Sun May 26, 2013 1:02 am

El Shaarawy wrote:"Congratulations to Ignazio Abate and his girlfriend on the birth of their second child! The name of their newborn son is Andrea."

Abate was so excited with his second son, that he accidentally sent him back in time about 30 years, but little does everyone know that he was adopted by the Pirlo famiglia during that time..

Mind=Blown

mind indeed blown Proud

by Kick Sun May 26, 2013 5:59 am

Milantildeath wrote:My favorite joke about Abate's Twitter:

Abate tried to send a tweet, but it was blocked by a defender.

by Kaladin Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:43 pm

Ignazio Abate has been approached by DC, reports say that he is now the frontrunner to play Wally West in the new their new movie "The Flash"

by Tomwin Lannister Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:04 pm

He can't cross a ball.

banana

by Eivindo Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:04 pm

Abate knew that a good cross leading to a goal would make Italy relax and ultimately lose the game. He foresees everything.

Thou cannot doubt the Godbate, for we are mere mortals, Abate will live forever...

by Kaladin Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:07 pm

Problem is Abate gets into amazing positions sometimes, but the crosses ._.

by Kaladin Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:17 pm

What happened in the summer?

by M99 Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:28 pm

Abate uses GL mobile site on his laptop.

by Kaladin Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:14 pm

Abate called David Guetta in regards to his song "The World Is Mine"

by Kaladin Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:30 pm

Abate renews Milan until 2019

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