Cristiano Ronaldo: "I'm the best player in the world. I am a legend"

Please Hans, stop this madness.

To me it was a pretty clear raise of the arm in celebration. Similar to a fist pump.

CR is a winner first and foremost. He's a selfish pos yes but he's a winner. Implying that he would appeal for his teammate to have an offside goal pls

Have I missed something? Is Hans autistic and adopted?

@thimmy
just because ur idol is selfish jerk doesn't mean u have to be so stop getting personal and accept the fact that Ronaldo indeed appealed for offside for his teammate's goal.

Thimmy wrote:Have I missed something? Is Hans autistic and adopted?

'autistic' works as an accusation, but 'adopted'? Why 'adopted'?

Anyway, I'm willing to concede the whole thing, apologize and admit I had it completely wrong from the beginning IF someone can provide video evidence of Ronaldo 'celebrating' one of his own goals like that.

Never mind Hans, guys, he's just taking out his frustration on all things he finds sexy, because I've kept him in chastity for three months now. Don't Call Me James and Cristiano were always going to get on the firing line.

Ps. He has been adopted; I'm his Big Daddy.

You've grown cold and distant, Art. It saddens me and then I post nonsense

Lucifer wrote:@thimmy
just because ur idol is selfish jerk doesn't mean u have to be so stop getting personal and accept the fact that Ronaldo indeed appealed for offside for his teammate's goal.

Idol? Now, you're the one who's getting personal lol. Yeah, he's a selfish jerk, but it's hardly a "fact" that he did jack shit based on that video. I don't know why so many people on here love to make assumptions and claim that they're facts, all the time.

Was there ever any real doubt against Ronaldo? Just his haters trolling like usual

RG pls ban haters like I proposed ages ago

We need haters so we can laugh at them

They hurt my feelings

I'm sorry? He didn't exactly have a vintage performance. He played exactly like he had been playing prior to this game, the only difference today is that he was more clinical with his finishing.

His defensive game was non-existent, he didn't track back and he didn't press. Even when attacking, and just like the other two of the BBC, he didn't get in positions to get the ball and try to unlock the opposition from open play. Instead, he was content to pass the ball back and go straight to the opposition's box and wait for the ball to magically land on his feet.

That's my prime criticism with the BBC, they don't combine together to rip defenses apart, they just wait for the midfielders to bring it to them in the box.

Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful for him for giving us the three points today. With a coach like ours, we need all the help we can get from individual brilliance. He didn't exactly have a horrendous performance like Benzema and he didn't have a great performance either.

If I were to rank the BBC based on today's performance, I would say:

Ronaldo>Bale>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Benzema.

Didn't track back? Were we watching the same game

Ronaldo back at it again, trying to get Morata's goal ruled offside

Zees wrote:Ronaldo back at it again, trying to get Morata's goal ruled offside

lol

In all seriousness though, I never understood why some people thought he was genuinely asking for Morata's goal to be ruled out against Bilbao. No matter how you spin it, it defies logic and reason and there was no evidence backing such an outrageous claim.

Ultimately, people just interpreted the situation the way they wanted to.

The Demon of Carthage wrote:

Zees wrote:Ronaldo back at it again, trying to get Morata's goal ruled offside

lol

In all seriousness though, I never understood why some people thought he was genuinely asking for Morata's goal to be ruled out against Bilbao. No matter how you spin it, it defies logic and reason and there was no evidence backing such an outrageous claim.

Ultimately, people just interpreted the situation the way they wanted to.

The subconscious defies logic and reason, too

me and Sigmund Freud agree with Hans

Lucifer wrote:me and Sigmund Freud agree with Hans

Thank you Lucifer.

Spoiler:

as a sign of gratitude, I'm willing to mount a sig of your choosing for 4 long days

I won the bet

Art Morte wrote:Never mind Hans, guys, he's just taking out his frustration on all things he finds sexy, because I've kept him in chastity for three months now. Don't Call Me James and Cristiano were always going to get on the firing line.

Ps. He has been adopted; I'm his Big Daddy.

Hans does have a special "love" for Hames' posts.

Art

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Not impressed. I want my Cronaldo blankie, dammit

Cristiano Ronaldo signs new Real Madrid contract until 2021.

Crap.