The anti-Xavi interview

How this great parody interview escaped this forum?

http://www.nutmegradio.com/the-anti-xavi-interview-with-robbie-savage/

Original:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/11/xavi-barcelona-spain-interview

Off topic: I read that Chicharito has suffered a head concusion and that he has forgotten his english?? Someone knows about that?

Forgotten his English? lmao.

He stayed overnight in the hospital, but was released next day. He's fine.

OK, it was a unreliable source, that's why I was asking.
Check the parody interview, it's funny.

Xavi wrote:That's upside down. It's not that we were boring, it is the other team that was. What did Holland look for? Penalties. Or [Arjen] Robben on the break. Bam, bam, bam. Of course we were boring – the opposition made it that way. Paraguay? What did they do? Built a spectacularly good defensive system and waited for chances – from dead balls. Up it goes, rebound, loose ball. It's harder than people realise when you've got a guy behind you who's two metres tall and right on top of you.

Ever so humble and respectful here Xavi explains how the boring football was everyone excepts spains fault

I'm anti-Spain fatman123 but you gotta admit Xavi is right. If Spain is willing to attack, and the rival puts 10 men in the box... that's Spain's fault? I watched all Spain matches in a hope to see them lose, and no one tried to attack them, pressure or try to impose a higher tempo of the game.

Anyway, this was meant to link you the other interview, the fake one with Robbie savage.

fatman123 wrote:

Xavi wrote:That's upside down. It's not that we were boring, it is the other team that was. What did Holland look for? Penalties. Or [Arjen] Robben on the break. Bam, bam, bam. Of course we were boring – the opposition made it that way. Paraguay? What did they do? Built a spectacularly good defensive system and waited for chances – from dead balls. Up it goes, rebound, loose ball. It's harder than people realise when you've got a guy behind you who's two metres tall and right on top of you.

Ever so humble and respectful here Xavi explains how the boring football was everyone excepts spains fault

Xavi is right.
How is it spains fault that those team that he mentions parked the bus? Everyone knows that whenever a team uses that tactic it will look as if the other team is only making sideway passes, no matter how good the team is. Its pretty unfair to criticize the team that tries to play entertaining football, when heck even mourinho has criticize that tactic,ironically enough.

Even wigglesworth said that paraguay mastered catenaccio, and from what I recall most people agrees that catenaccio is boring..

I read on one of those newsbars "... Hernandez suffers concussion" blah blah.
So I was already elated about the respectful one being out for some time. Alas, it was the chickpea.

free_cat wrote:
Off topic: I read that Chicharito has suffered a head concusion and that he has forgotten his english?? Someone knows about that?

When he was hit with the ball at training allegedly he was only speaking spanish for a few moments /offtopic