Erik Ten Hag Sack Watch

Ten Hag has terminated his contract with Ajax six weeks early and will effectively start work at Man Utd tomorrow. He's expected in Manchester tomorrow #MUFC @MirrorFootball

— David McDonnell (@DiscoMirror) May 15, 2022

Rude awakening when he gets there and finds JLingz prancing around Carrington shouting Beans Beans Beans.

fellow Dutchman Steve Mcclaren is joining United as part of Hag's coaching staff jesus christ

It seems like we are, predictably, pillaging Ajax

Timber + De Jong, big pushes to sign both

We need a lot more positions filled though, unrealistic in 1 window

Should be a really positive sign for United if Ten Haag is afforded the time and transfer budget to build a team that actually plays the way he wants to play. Timber + De Jong and the return of Van De Beek would be a great starting point. I've hardly watched the latter play for Everton this season, but I hear people singing his praises after only playing a few matches for them. Would be even better if they get a damn director of football, but the club seems to think that they've been doing alright without one

There is a player named Timber? what a goofy name.

I've used Timber on FIFA so I consider myself a bit of an expert on him tbh

He's like 5'10, for a CB that's a certified midget, strong and fast AF though