Erik Ten Hag Sack Watch

Ten Hag has terminated his contract with Ajax six weeks early and will effectively start work at Man Utd tomorrow. He's expected in Manchester tomorrow #MUFC @MirrorFootball

— David McDonnell (@DiscoMirror) May 15, 2022

Rude awakening when he gets there and finds JLingz prancing around Carrington shouting Beans Beans Beans.

fellow Dutchman Steve Mcclaren is joining United as part of Hag's coaching staff jesus christ

It seems like we are, predictably, pillaging Ajax

Timber + De Jong, big pushes to sign both

We need a lot more positions filled though, unrealistic in 1 window

Should be a really positive sign for United if Ten Haag is afforded the time and transfer budget to build a team that actually plays the way he wants to play. Timber + De Jong and the return of Van De Beek would be a great starting point. I've hardly watched the latter play for Everton this season, but I hear people singing his praises after only playing a few matches for them. Would be even better if they get a damn director of football, but the club seems to think that they've been doing alright without one

There is a player named Timber? what a goofy name.

I've used Timber on FIFA so I consider myself a bit of an expert on him tbh

He's like 5'10, for a CB that's a certified midget, strong and fast AF though

Erik ten Hag: "Harry Maguire is the captain. I have to get to know all the players, but he's an established captain and he has achieved a lot of success."

— Utd District (@UtdDistrict) July 11, 2022

smashed Loserpool 4-0

ELITE

Liverpool used every single substitution they could, so I wouldn't take too much away from this game It was a promising match from Jadon Sancho, though. It would be a massive upgrade for Man United if he can finally start performing on a more regular basis.

Martial looked up for it as well. May be just may be, there's still hope for Martial FC.

This guy, just 2nd game in charge and already unearthing gems. Zidane Iqbal and Charlie Savage. Remember dem names.
And btw cancel the De Jong deal now.

Yh thought Iqbal was great today. Seems really technical. Also Chong connected really well with Iqbal.

Bailly>Varane btw

Yeah I mean, for us fans who have been force fed fricking McFred down our throat for 3 fricking years, any sort of technical and creative improvement will feel like such a welcome blessing. So, watching these kids play and doing everything different from our usual jabaronis, its such a relief man. But honestly tho, dont know where they have even come from. I mean its not like they are considered our biggest academy prospects or anything, so may be these performances are outliers and will see soon if they are really this good or not.
This by the way would have made even the OG proud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhiJqFZ0Egg&ab_channel=Alltrendingnews

Or Utd coaches were after different profiles before?

I mean it didn't take me long today to see that Chong is a superior winger to Elanga. But I guess with Elanaga being more direct and fast that appealed to the previous coaches. Whereas ETH prefers his wingers to be technical ala Antony?

Glory wrote:And btw cancel the De Jong deal now.

ETH seems hell bent on getting him, but is he really worth 80m? I don't think so.

It seems to me that clubs have this tendency of putting outrageous price tags on their players when United comes knocking because they know your club always overpays.

I thought Woodward was behind it, but he has been gone for quite some time now and you are still doing it. I know United is loaded with cash but you need to stop letting other clubs take advantage of you.

Barça is fleecing you for DJ because they need the money for the Silva deal. If I were United, I would use that to my advantage and only offer 50m. Take it or leave it. But if you leave it, no Silva.

so we've signed Lisandro Martinex from Ajax

know nothing about him, apparently his best position is CB but he can play LB?

55 mil + 10 mil in potential add-ons

I hope this means Maguire is out of the starting 11 with a Varane - Lisandro partnership

? honestly no idea how we line up tbh

I expect Eriksen to break into the starting 11 too

Europa League Semis and 6th in the bag

siuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I don't think we'll get Depay btw, but I think we should try for him and let Ronaldo go, but seems nobody is really interested in CR7 despite his desire to leave, so I expect he stays.

We desperately need a new RB too

Eriksen-Rabiot

I can’t believe what I’m seeing. One guy I thought was already gone from this earth and another who I didn’t expect to see at another “top” club again

pic.twitter.com/My3xlcw3Si

— Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) August 8, 2022

By far the lowest state I've seen United in.

As someone who hopes rivals do well, more so the ones with history like them unlike City and Co I do feel bad but at the same time don't given what LFC had to go through for a while, while United ran a train through the league.

From SAF to Erik Two-One Haag is just laughable.

gotta get ya entertainment from somewhere I guess when you've been in the MUD for as long as Arse have

What is he doing? Lol

trying to polish turds