Re: GL System Thread

[The Demon of Carthage]

Okay, I have thought about it and I think there are only three theories that can explain how you can get your balls hurt by simply having a phone fall on them:

1. Your phone is incredibly heavy (even in free-fall and while neglecting air resistance). Newton's second law of motion states that the net force acting upon an object is directly related to the object's mass times its acceleration. Since the acceleration of gravity is relatively the same everywhere on earth, that leaves the object's mass as the sole variable in that equation. If you were truly hurt by the impact of your phone falling on you, I can only think of one model that could do that:

Spoiler:

2. Normally, when a small-sized object falls on your crotch, your penis should be able to protect your balls from the impact. You getting hurt in this case can only mean that your balls are located on top of your penis.

3. You were in a very uncomfortable position, lying supine bent into a front bend in a pose similar to the yoga plow pose, bottom up with your legs bent over your head. This would completely expose your perineum area thereby rendering your balls more vulnerable and accessible than they already are.

[Vibe]

FFS where is the drop down arrow, why is this so complicated. It's been almost a decade that I can't embed a freaking tweet.

That is the most thorough examination of my balls since I last got a blowjob.

[Vibe]

I finally did it, 10 years of effort paid off. Never give up

[Nishankly]

Number 3 seems the most plausible but that would mean his hands would have to be a position above his balls after being in that position

Now if this was the case, the hands must be a decent height higher.

As we know Potential Energy (P.E) = m*g*h or m (Mass of falling object) multiplied by g (which is the gravitational speed of 9.81 m/s) again multiplied by h (which is the height from which this object falls to the area of impact).

For an impact enough to hurt and render Vibe to write a post explaining his agony on GL, the height imo has to be atleast 1 metre above the perineum area and this seems quite unlikely.

On this note I conclude my findings, I acknowledge LeDoC's source and thought process to direct me towards the correct path for this synthesis.

Vibe's position was:

Spoiler:

[Vibe]

Anyone else have a theory

[iftikhar]

Anyone else have a theory

You thought you asked a simple question, right

Don't you just love this forum

[The Demon of Carthage]

Anyone else have a theory

You thought you asked a simple question, right

Don't you just love this forum

What's even funnier is that we both didn't address his main question. Instead, we made it our life's mission to come up with a logical explanation of how he managed to hurt his balls with a phone drop.

GL, you beauty

[Vibe]

Well I asked for it.

Being one of the people who introduced and shaped this forums trolling culture I shouldn't be too surprised

I applaud the theories My balls suffering was worth it

[Myesyats]

I've heard of people dropping phones on their face when lying in bed but never on their balls, that is indeed quite fascinating

If this was a case in court i'd definitely call up DoC as a witness because goddamn these are some legendary analysis.

[Warrior]

Okay, I have thought about it and I think there are only three theories that can explain how you can get your balls hurt by simply having a phone fall on them:

1. Your phone is incredibly heavy (even in free-fall and while neglecting air resistance). Newton's second law of motion states that the net force acting upon an object is directly related to the object's mass times its acceleration. Since the acceleration of gravity is relatively the same everywhere on earth, that leaves the object's mass as the sole variable in that equation. If you were truly hurt by the impact of your phone falling on you, I can only think of one model that could do that:

Spoiler:

2. Normally, when a small-sized object falls on your crotch, your penis should be able to protect your balls from the impact. You getting hurt in this case can only mean that your balls are located on top of your penis.

3. You were in a very uncomfortable position, lying supine bent into a front bend in a pose similar to the yoga plow pose, bottom up with your legs bent over your head. This would completely expose your perineum area thereby rendering your balls more vulnerable and accessible than they already are.

Great post

As someone who read plenty of Agatha Christie i tend to go with a less scientific yet more logical approach. I think number 2 is the closest to what really happened. What info do we have ? that the patient was "horizontal" AND it's been a hot, sunny, 29C in Belgrade yesterday. Enjoy a saggy ball sack, Vibe.

In those conditions the penis guardian becomes rather uneffective, and as Vibe dropped his phone, it wasn't on top of the testicles as it should be, more so it was lying comfortably between the 2 balls which received the full impact. RIP

[Sina]

need a smiley with thatMessi face,to join the team of lucas/vagi/calma and co

[Vibe]

Y GIF no work on forum

[Thimmy]

Y GIF no work on forum

They do, they just sometimes take forever to load, for whatever reason.

[Vibe]

Can't see a single GIF on desktop or mobile, just code

[El Gunner]

Can't see a single GIF on desktop or mobile, just code

GL is just showing you the true nature of all things, be thankful (:

[Thimmy]

Can't see a single GIF on desktop or mobile, just code

Sometimes, I see code. Other times, I just see a blank space. But then I reload the page, and suddenly it shows up after all. The same thing occasionally happens with images. Maybe I need to clear my cache.

[Vibe]

I reloaded 17 times, still no gif FFS

Test:



How we used to troll when RedOranje was here

[BarrileteCosmico]

Takes longer to load for me but eventually it does

try clearing cookies and cache?

[Vibe]

Nope, I even tried from my work computer at the hospital and no GIF there either

[Unique]

what the fuck do the admin do around here if they cant fix the site when things dont load. they are as bad as the mayor of london.

[Myesyats]

GIFs work and load fine on my end (I'm on Chrome)

[Vibe]

Still no GIFs, is there a mod here or are we on our own? Have we been abandoned by our leaders

[RealGunner]

I reloaded 17 times, still no gif FFS

Test:



How we used to troll when RedOranje was here

That's because that's not a gif you clown. It's a webm.

[RealGunner]

Do you see this?

[Vibe]

For some reason I do but that is the only gif I see FFS

[RealGunner]

If you put in a gif link ending with .gif, it will show. Anything else, it won't.

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