Khedira vs. Busquets

Cant believe a horse faced Khedira is banging such a fine women. Easily the best football WAG i have ever seen.

Adit wrote:Cant believe a horse faced Khedira is banging such a fine women. Easily the best football WAG i have ever seen.

He's got a beard. Beards get you the ladies. Trust me.

Adit wrote:Cant believe a horse faced Khedira is banging such a fine women. Easily the best football WAG i have ever seen.

First of all ladies don't look at your face. 99%.

second of all Khedira is a rich tall muscled sportsman. nothing better than that for women .

VivaStPauli wrote:

Adit wrote:Cant believe a horse faced Khedira is banging such a fine women. Easily the best football WAG i have ever seen.

He's got a beard. Beards get you the ladies. Trust me.

Beards? I always found the rule that 'clean shaven' ALWAYS is the superior option based on some evolutionary and personal experiences.

Unless you have a scrumptious hypothesis to convince me.

I like Pato's ex more.

Arquitecto wrote:Unless you have a scrumptious hypothesis to convince me.

Admittedly, the beard-theorem only counts for manly-man, such as Xabi, Khedira and myself.

Though observable fact: I do, in fact, always have a beard, I do also, in fact, always have an attractive girlfriend, just like Khedira.
And I assume he is richer than me, albeit I'm a bit more handsome, but my point remains valid, what we share is the beard!

I find it hilarious how Zeal bashes on the PL for being talentless donkeys.

When Khedira is epitome of the majority of PL players

Well, you shouldn't play a team with 11 Khediras though, neither should you play one with 0.

VivaStPauli wrote:Well, you shouldn't play a team with 11 Khediras though, neither should you play one with 0.

barca and juve play with 0 khediras

VivaStPauli wrote:

Arquitecto wrote:Unless you have a scrumptious hypothesis to convince me.

Admittedly, the beard-theorem only counts for manly-man, such as Xabi, Khedira and myself.

Though observable fact: I do, in fact, always have a beard, I do also, in fact, always have an attractive girlfriend, just like Khedira.
And I assume he is richer than me, albeit I'm a bit more handsome, but my point remains valid, what we share is the beard!

My experiences have been less favorable towards women when I have a beard so therefore I've pretty much convinced myself (and others) that clean shaven is the way to optimize on your chances.

From what I know, beards aren't popular overall yet have a positive reaction from me because it apparently "commands respect". But then again this is just sample data.

But through your experience I might just go caveman again. Because frankly I rather light my shorts on fire than shave every morning.

Although not technically inclined as Busquets or anywhere near, Khedira is a pretty tidy footballer and not a bum as our dear admin so gladly calls him.

I could honestly see why Loew and Mourinho starts him consistently.

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:I find it hilarious how Zeal bashes on the PL for being talentless donkeys.

When Khedira is epitome of the majority of PL players

Khedira actually has a brain, which more than compensates for any lack of talent

Even then he's more talened than your average EPL donkey. (which is 95% of that league)

If the RM fans/Germans wank off to Khedira so much they obviously haven't seen Iturraspe.

He is exactly what you all describe Khedira except he is far more talented on the ball.

So therefore, with all this sudden Khedira hype, I expect a proportional hype basis of Iturraspe to go alongside it as well.

Arquitecto wrote:If the RM fans/Germans wank off to Khedira so much they obviously haven't seen Iturraspe.

He is exactly what you all describe Khedira except he is far more talented on the ball.

So therefore, with all this sudden Khedira hype, I expect a proportional hype basis of Iturraspe to go alongside it as well.

Iturraspe is a stud too, he lacks Sami's winner attitude though.

che wrote:

VivaStPauli wrote:rabble rabble rabble

so... the only people who rate khedira are germans and madrid fans?

dat coincidence

*waiting for the YOU'RE ALL JUST HATERZ ZOMG argument*

Except in your case that argument is entirely valid

Zealous wrote:

Arquitecto wrote:If the RM fans/Germans wank off to Khedira so much they obviously haven't seen Iturraspe.

He is exactly what you all describe Khedira except he is far more talented on the ball.

So therefore, with all this sudden Khedira hype, I expect a proportional hype basis of Iturraspe to go alongside it as well.

Iturraspe is a stud too, he lacks Sami's winner attitude though.

This is the man who unconsciously made it known that the Basque midfield doesn't need Javi. Why?

Unlike Khedira who has to latch on to Xabi/Piggy for support Iturraspe is literally a one-man midfield in play making and defense. And it works

Only problem is fatigue incurs quite rapidly.

Zealous wrote:

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:I find it hilarious how Zeal bashes on the PL for being talentless donkeys.

When Khedira is epitome of the majority of PL players

Khedira actually has a brain, which more than compensates for any lack of talent

Even then he's more talened than your average EPL donkey. (which is 95% of that league)

Tiote has a brain too.... he gets many yellow cards but he is able to control himself once he gets that yellow therefore showing a brain.

Never got that 2nd yellow in 2 season ask Rooney how he felt



Brain

Y'all just hating

Tiote is an exception, total tank

@Arq

He should join Madrid to prove himself on the biggest stage

I agree, Beard=Win.

Im a beard man myself. Noting beats a 3 mm beard all over your face ,ask Xabi

Zealous wrote:Tiote is an exception, total tank

@Arq

He should join Madrid to prove himself on the biggest stage

I doubt Itu would join them and I also doubt Mou would purchase him since he is inconsistent in his talent spotting. (A nice way to see it).

But if so.... 'DAT' Dual pivot of Xabi-Iturraspe.

Would.Dominate.Europe.By.the.Balls.

Adit wrote:I agree, Beard=Win.

Im a beard man myself. Noting beats a 3 mm beard all over your face ,ask Xabi

Yo agrees with this too.....

Zealous wrote:

The Franchise wrote:Khedira is Keita level, just because he scored a good goal yesturday doesnt change that fact. Keita scored great goals too.

Dont insult Busquets by comparing him to this (relatively speaking) talentless bum.

lol Khedira didn't look very talentless when he was picking up the league in your soviet bomb bunker of a stadium. Or when he was bossing every game of this tournament so far.

Show some respect to a clearly more diverse and superior player.

Biscuits is a myth.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I said relatively talentless.



Of course Busquets is a myth, Ozil was trying to find his way out of his pocket for like 2 years. He managed to find a hole by retreating to the flank where he could no longer get owned.

Retreating to the flank and CM.

Didnt do squat in CM vs us, anyways, call it what you will the "myth" kept Ozil silent for continous games.

Biscuits is only as good as the team he is in.

By all means keep bigging him up, he would fail elsewhere and it would be really embaressing too.You know it, I know it, even he knows it.

Zealous wrote:Biscuits is only as good as the team he is in.

You could say that about any player tbh, would CR look anywhere near as good for Grimsby