Ignazio Abate Facts

Abate's immense talent is often to the discussion of all people on the planet

When people argue about the talent of Abate, they don't discuss, they dAbate

When you google perfection it responds with " Of course you meant Ignazio Abate"

When Obama said "Yes, we can"
Abate replied "I already did"

When Abate raped Barcelona's attack, he felt bad and assisted Pedro a tap-in.

Abate is so humble, he lets Maggio take his place as RB for the Italian national team.

Eivindo wrote:When Obama said "Yes, we can"
Abate replied "I already did"

arabprince wrote:When Abate raped Barcelona's attack, he felt bad and assisted Pedro a tap-in.

HAHA
Reppin both of those^

Abate was actually born on the 32nd day of a hot December, so Abate has had no birthdays ever since he was born. That's why Abate doesn't age whatsoever.

Pele', Ronaldo, Zidane, Maradona, Messi were all abates children... guess who the mother was??

Abate can melt fire

abate can kill the dead

abate can cut ibra's hair

Abate 's pulse is measured in richter scale

Abate wear sunglasses to protect the sun

If Abate 's PC hangs… its time for next windows release…

Abate can make 2 parallel lines intersect just by staring at them

One of Abate 's hobby: Swimming on Tsunami.

The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Abate

When Abate goes through immigration.. the officers show him their passports

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Abate.

Abate is the reason there is wind, air tires to get away from him as fast as possible

before monsters go to bed they check if Abate is in the closet

BeautifulGame wrote:Abate 's pulse is measured in richter scale

Abate wear sunglasses to protect the sun

If Abate 's PC hangs… its time for next windows release…

Abate can make 2 parallel lines intersect just by staring at them

One of Abate 's hobby: Swimming on Tsunami.

The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Abate

When Abate goes through immigration.. the officers show him their passports

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Abate.

brilliant

I'm well overdue for a contribution to this thread...


Abate once had to face reality... reality lost.

Abate took the bite out of the Apple logo.

Abate can literally take the words out of your mouth.

Abate is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Lighting got struck by Abate.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Abate's computer. Abate is always in control.

Abate has two speeds: sound and light.

Abate can swim on land.

Abate plays FIFA with a Guitar Hero controller.

Eruptions of Vesuvius are caused by Abate's anger after losing to Napoli - wait, this can't be right...
Abate never loses.

Abate once beat both Boris Yeltsin and James Bond in a drinking contest.

Halley's comet was just a big rock that Abate threw into orbit.

Forza Rossoneri wrote:I'm well overdue for a contribution to this thread...


Abate once had to face reality... reality lost.

Abate took the bite out of the Apple logo.

Abate can literally take the words out of your mouth.

Abate is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Lighting got struck by Abate.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Abate's computer. Abate is always in control.

Abate has two speeds: sound and light.

Abate can swim on land.

Abate plays FIFA with a Guitar Hero controller.

Eruptions of Vesuvius are caused by Abate's anger after losing to Napoli - wait, this can't be right...
Abate never loses.

Abate once beat both Boris Yeltsin and James Bond in a drinking contest.

Halley's comet was just a big rock that Abate threw into orbit.

Great stuff, the ones in red are my personal favorites.

When you say, 'Nobody's perfect,' Abate takes that as a personal insult.

Abate one kicked a horse on the chin. It descendants are known as giraffes.

It is rumored that Roma will deploy an unconventional formation for the big clash against Milan. Both Lamela and Bojan are expected to line up in the RW position, while both their full-backs will line up at the LB position

Abate didn't get called up for the National team, he called Prandelli and told him when he was available.

Buon compleanno Ignazio Abate! (for yesterday)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEBoFp_P5ZA

Abate was once asked to be the lawyer for a notorious serial killer at court

Abate was such a good lawyer, the judge and the entire jury were sent to life in prison... sentenced by the imprisoned judge himself...because Abate was THAT good

Ignazio Abate does not kick a ball, the ball magnetizes at such a force that the impact hits off his boot and directs itself to wherever it needs to go.

Abate was born with 2 umbilical cord. one blue and one red. They cut the wrong one

Forza Rossoneri wrote:Abate didn't get called up for the National team, he called Prandelli and told him when he was available.

true story!