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Post by Nishankly on Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:00 am

My Man Warrior on the train, he is amazing.

He is the perfect example of an English native to attempt to settle in the diverse French world.

Very satisfied that you like it, makes me feel better Razz

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Post by Warrior on Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:39 am

You are native english ? I thought it was a second language
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Post by Myesyats on Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:06 am

@Warrior wrote:You are native english ? I thought it was a second language


hmm

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Post by Warrior on Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:09 am

rofl

Sucks to be a train driver in India, must be a stressful job with all those people on the roof

Nishank has perfect english but the main language there is hindi written in sanskrit, i think
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Post by The Demon of Carthage on Sat Feb 08, 2020 2:21 pm

If Paul Taylor thinks the way French people say hello is confusing, I pray to god he never visits Tunisia because I think he would fall into coma within the first day Laughing

Basically, we have so many unwritten rules that, if you haven't lived for at least 6 to 7 years here, you'll have a tough time understanding and following them.

1. If you're about to ask a stranger for direction or information, a simple "hello" will suffice. Unless that stranger is with someone else you know, then you have to shake their hand.

2. If you're male and you're about to say hello to a male friend, you have to shake their hand. Unless you hadn't seen them for a very long time prior to that meeting, in which case you have to kiss them. Now, how many kisses will you have to do? Oh boy, let's see:

- If he's from the south, then he's gonna want to give you four.
- If he's from the north, then he's gonna want to give you two.
- If he's from the East Coast, he's gonna want to do everything in their power not to give you any.
Unless you're from the East Coast as well, then he'll gladly kiss you. And the number of kisses in that
case will depend on his mood.

3. If you're male and about to say hello to a female stranger, a simple hello will suffice. Unless she knows you, then she's gonna want you to give her two kisses, every day. Unless she's from the South, center or the North West, then she doesn't want you to kiss her at all.

4. If it's a religious holiday, everybody is gonna kiss everybody. And I do have 3 ants who traumatized me a a child because they always go for the lips. Why, why on the lips?
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Post by Nishankly on Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:39 pm

Well I can't count till 30 in Hindi so I don't know if I am correct calling it my native. I type like shite here with no respect to the rules of grammar or politeness whereas in the real world, I am doing presentations for C-Suite level employees Laughing
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Post by Myesyats on Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:43 pm

"Them Asians I feel like is a racial slur"
"Nooooo..."
"Well dude, I'm racist so I would know okay?"

0:28

Nobody rocks my chair as much as Theo Von ffs rofl


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Post by The Demon of Carthage on Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:13 pm

He's very witty and quick Laughing
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Post by Myesyats on Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:10 pm

Louis CK new special is amazing, probably the best in the game in spite of everything

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Post by Myesyats on Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:50 pm

Hilarious. His netflix special is great


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Post by The Demon of Carthage on Sun May 17, 2020 12:58 pm

"Anxiety is for the democrats" rofl

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Post by Myesyats on Sun May 17, 2020 1:29 pm

Distefano is hilarious lol. New Yorkers are the best, they just dont give a shit

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Post by M99 on Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:41 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1xgXJ5_Q34

You can feel how uncomfortable he made people feel Laughing
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Post by Myesyats on Mon Oct 12, 2020 4:36 pm

Truth 100%
Humor 100%

the realest one :bow:

Audience not laughing because it's so true and truth hurts the most.

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