Re: The Bundesliga Thread

by Lucifer Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:08 pm

what are the chances that Hans is spamming emails to Pep right now, begging him to come back.

by elfmeter Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:28 pm

Good
HSV losing to RB, at home. Which means when Werder beat BMG, HSV will be the new bottom of the league

by elfmeter Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:31 pm

Ha! HSV 0 - 2 RB
HSV might be worse then Werder at defending Standards

VW must be good at defending and bad at scoring to hold Hoff to 0-0

by elfmeter Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:34 pm

Ingo denied two penalties, have to hate the Bavarian mafia.

by elfmeter Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:37 pm

Double HA
HA HA Pretenders losing to Frankfurt and RB scoring number 3

BVB make it 4-0 so I am on to the next round of Last man standing

by iftikhar Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:05 pm

Leverkusen rofl

by elfmeter Sat Sep 17, 2016 10:19 pm

elfmeter wrote:Good
HSV losing to RB, at home. Which means when Werder beat BMG, HSV will be the new bottom of the league

I actually had myself believing that before kick off.

Oh this is gonna be a long season.

by elfmeter Sat Sep 17, 2016 10:22 pm

It is truly over. Probably for Skripnik too, not that it is his fault Bremen have no good players.

There must be a kick and run game on another channel...

by RealGunner Sat Sep 17, 2016 10:29 pm

BMG 3-0

rest easy boys. We are all still in the bundesliga game

by RealGunner Sat Sep 17, 2016 10:43 pm

BMG 4-0

by Katy Perry Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:26 pm

HSV collapsed so hard after the 0-1 rofl

such an embarrassing loss. They even had the upper hand up until then but lacked efficiency in the final third, Hunt in particular was piss poor. Time for Halilovic tbh

by elfmeter Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:58 pm

Two positive things I can asy about yesterday.
Gnarby scored a nice consolation goal.
It looks like HSV is also going down, but early times still.

Mainz leading Augsburg 1-0 at the half, with the most notable thing-besides the goal- being the linesman flagging offside on a throw in, before Augsburg players explained to him you cant be offside on a throw and realizing his mistake and issuing a drop ball.

I am going to predict Mainz throw away the one goal lead in the dying minutes.

by rwo power Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:14 pm

That would be very Mainz, yeah ^^

Mainz and Augsburg trying to uphold their records as teams that commit the most fouls in the Bundesliga

by elfmeter Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:42 pm

Is it too early to say Mainz wont do a last minute meltdown?

I mean they did, but then they bounced back.

by elfmeter Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:13 pm

So it is official, Werder fired Skripnik and Frings and friends.

by rwo power Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:39 pm

I hope Werder will look for a good goalkeeper coach, too.

by Gil Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:28 pm

Thorgan Hazard tearing up the League ffs.

by Lucifer Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:07 pm

Has been the best Hazard for some time now.

by Gil Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:54 pm

Lucifer wrote:Has been the best Hazard for some time now.

Cringe

by Lucifer Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:59 pm

if u find this cringe imagine the Christmas dinners at Hazard family.

by rwo power Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:13 pm

Currently the pitch of Bayern's AllianzArena is in a very sorry state. It appears as if the lawn part of the hybrid turf suffers from some fungal infestation: http://www.sport1.de/fussball/bundesliga/2016/09/muenchen-spezialbehandlung-fuer-kaputten-rasen-in-allianz-arena

Maybe they should get some counsel from the ManCity greenkeeper and put out some garlic: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-pitch-garlic-etihad-11894778

Additionally this would ward off any passing vampires. Whether it might help against biting players, too, has not been tested yet. ^^