Non football player XI

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

Mike Tyson
Nadal George Forman Shaq Djokovic
Brock Lesnar
Magic Johnson Floyd Mayweather
The Rock Anderson Silva Michael Jordan

Just a random one put together, try crossing the ball against Shaq and Foreman

B-Mac wrote:Markus Schulz is the engine with his 6 our marathon sets

El Shaarawy wrote:-----------------------Schwarzenneger
Josh Hutcherson----Rory McCann----Jason Momoa----James Franco (Can be my filipe luis)
-------------------Kanye West-----Jay-Z
--Usain Bolt--------------Hideo Kojima--------Gordon Ramsay (Knows how to cut inside)
--------------------------Floyd Mayweather

VivaStPauli wrote:

Vladimir Klischko
Usain Bolt - Abraham Lincoln - Stephen Merchant - Daniel Day Lewis
Vitali Klitschko - Boris Becker
Jackie Chan - Jon Stewart - Stefan Kretzschmar
Osama bin Laden

Coach: Nelson Mandela

VivaStPauli wrote:

VivaStPauli wrote:

Vladimir Klischko
Usain Bolt - Abraham Lincoln - Stephen Merchant - Daniel Day Lewis
Vitali Klitschko - Boris Becker
Jackie Chan - Jon Stewart - Stefan Kretzschmar
Osama bin Laden

Coach: Nelson Mandela

Explanation:
Vladimir Klitschko is bloody huge, and had a great defense, awesome reach as well, just like his brother, but less mobile, that's why Vitali gets to play the #6 - the perfect destroyer.

Usain Bolt is fast, which I want in my right back, who has to overlap with the mobility and creativity of Jackie Chan.

Stephen Merchant and Abraham Lincoln are very tall, winning me the aerial duels, and are both pretty hard to shock, so they'll hardly be surprised by any offense.

Daniel Day Lewis is famously a method actor, who I will cast in an Andy Brehme bio pic before the match, turning him into a flawless left back.

Boris Becker is a very mobile athlete and loves playing football in his free time, in his prime he was relentless, and had a very strategic mind, which is surprising, once you hear him talk.

Jackie Chan is very acrobatic, and brings that unplayable level of technique to my side, stepovers, somersaults, all of it. He is also way too likable to be tackled, and will play on, no matter how injured.

My creative fulcrum is comedian Jon Stewart, who actually was pretty close to a career as a football pro until he blew his knee in his college years, so he counts as he never technically became a pro.

Stefan Kretzschmar is a record breaking left-sided forward, admittedly in handball, but who can afford to be picky? He'll tank through most defenses with his size and pace, feeding to my forward...

Osama bin Laden is f*cking ruthless. Also, if the internet is to be trusted, he loved football, and played as a forward. He is also tall and skinny, making him kind of an evil Peter Crouch, which is good, because I want a proper target man to receive Stewart's sugary passes.


To get bin Laden playing with the awesomely jewish Stewart will be the job of my coach, Nelson Mandela, who is the next best thing after Ottmar Hitzfeld when it gets to keep egos from clashing.

The Franchise wrote:Tough one..I aint touching anyone who I aint seen play before. Seen random guys try before (Chris Bosh) and it aint pretty.


--------------------------Olujuwon------------------------------

Kobe------Anderson Silva-----------Sergio Martinez-------Ramsey

-------------------------Nash----------------------------------

Bolt---------------Nadal--------Novac-------------------Blake


-----------------------Schumacher -------------------------












GK - Hakeem Olujuwon - Played some football in his native Nigeria, great feet for his size (6'10) and the leading shot blocker in NBA history must translate in some way.


CB - Anderson Silva - Brazilian. Automatically means something. Searched youtube, not great, not bad. Automatic grit. Also lol



CB - Sergio Martinez - Lefty Argentinian Boxer, played the game (often mocked by being called a great football player but not boxer) and in his prime had very good quickness in stamina. Said he would have been a football player if not boxer.

RB - Kobe Bryant - Played football in his youth in Italy, likes to play 1 v 1 and one of the other few NBA players who wouldnt look a total clutz out there playing. No technical ability (Ive seen video) but too competitive not to be a factor.


LB - Gordan Ramsey - Overweight chief no chance of lasting the 90 but back in his day was a trailist for Rangers. Not a former pro like he claimed before but a trailist for Rangers? Good enough for me. Has legit grit and is a lefty.

DLP - Steve Nash - Probably good enough to be a pro on some lower level. Teams he trained with (Inter, Spurs I believe) speak highly of his ability and say as much. Cerebral player on the basketball court and an elite passer. Bet it translates to football. At 6'3 he has the height to win aerial duels and unlike other NBA players has the body, balance and stamina to switch sports. One of the few NBA players who I think could physically cope despite his chronic injuries in basketball. Plays every summer, maybe best player on the team by my guess.

CM - Rafa Nadal - Little I seen seems to say he can really play and one of the most mobile tennis players from what I understand.

CM - Novak Djokovic - Seen limit footage of a charity match, seems like he has skills. Got movement, two feet and some good touches.

RW - Usain Bolt - Speed for days, has shown speed endurance last few years, will get every through ball. Looks like he isnt a total stiff with the ball.

LW - Yohan Blake - Also plays, same as above only slightly less fast

ST - Michael Schumacher - Like above, plus seen him actually put a couple away in charity games.

Freeza wrote:Generic GK
Genetik RB-Generic CB - Generic CB - Cas
Tom - Firenze
MT-DNA-Freeza
RG

The Franchise wrote:Tough one..I aint touching anyone who I aint seen play before. Seen random guys try before (Chris Bosh) and it aint pretty.


--------------------------Olujuwon------------------------------

Kobe------Anderson Silva-----------Sergio Martinez-------Ramsey

-------------------------Nash----------------------------------

Bolt---------------Nadal--------Novac-------------------Blake


-----------------------Schumacher -------------------------












GK - Hakeem Olujuwon - Played some football in his native Nigeria, great feet for his size (6'10) and the leading shot blocker in NBA history must translate in some way.


CB - Anderson Silva - Brazilian. Automatically means something. Searched youtube, not great, not bad. Automatic grit. Also lol



CB - Sergio Martinez - Lefty Argentinian Boxer, played the game (often mocked by being called a great football player but not boxer) and in his prime had very good quickness in stamina. Said he would have been a football player if not boxer.

RB - Kobe Bryant - Played football in his youth in Italy, likes to play 1 v 1 and one of the other few NBA players who wouldnt look a total clutz out there playing. No technical ability (Ive seen video) but too competitive not to be a factor.


LB - Gordan Ramsey - Overweight chief no chance of lasting the 90 but back in his day was a trailist for Rangers. Not a former pro like he claimed before but a trailist for Rangers? Good enough for me. Has legit grit and is a lefty.

DLP - Steve Nash - Probably good enough to be a pro on some lower level. Teams he trained with (Inter, Spurs I believe) speak highly of his ability and say as much. Cerebral player on the basketball court and an elite passer. Bet it translates to football. At 6'3 he has the height to win aerial duels and unlike other NBA players has the body, balance and stamina to switch sports. One of the few NBA players who I think could physically cope despite his chronic injuries in basketball. Plays every summer, maybe best player on the team by my guess.

CM - Rafa Nadal - Little I seen seems to say he can really play and one of the most mobile tennis players from what I understand.

CM - Novak Djokovic - Seen limit footage of a charity match, seems like he has skills. Got movement, two feet and some good touches.

RW - Usain Bolt - Speed for days, has shown speed endurance last few years, will get every through ball. Looks like he isnt a total stiff with the ball.

LW - Yohan Blake - Also plays, same as above only slightly less fast

ST - Michael Schumacher - Like above, plus seen him actually put a couple away in charity games.

Tomwin Lannister wrote:

Freeza wrote:Generic GK
Genetik RB-Generic CB - Generic CB - Cas
Tom - Firenze
MT-DNA-Freeza
RG

CL winners right there

My 47 stamina, 87 vision 88 passing, 94 aggression 72 tackling 85 heading and 19 pace would make me ideal for the holding mid role.

Dem long balls to RG, knocked down to one of the attacking trio behind him resulting in a goal ffs