Re: GTA V Thread Deux

[RealGunner]

Just chillin'


#Selfie

LMFAO

[RealGunner]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Found a Lamborghini. Was going from Los Santos to Sandy Shores. You know where there are clean long roads in the middle of the mountains etc

Was going at full speed listening to Still Dre. Full speed. Smooth full speed. A truck appears out of nowhere. I couldn't even think about a turn or anything. Closed my eyes.

Outside the hospital atm.

: vagi :

[izzy]

Just did Triathlon 3.

Time was 27:57:798

Fck me.My indexx finger is bent out of shape.

[Tomwin Lannister]

Looooooool




I know dem feels

Spent 250 grand on a rolls royce before I was rich

Got it blacked out, custom everything, armour and all that so over 400 grand in total

cop car crashed into me, which led to me getting a wanted level. Cops chased me all over blaine county which led to an eventual 4 star wanted level and my car upside down on the edge of a hill, cops just slaughtered me when I was crawling out of the car.

Was like the 3rd star wars movie, only instead of crawling out of lava in agony I was crawling out of the car in agony. Screaming and crying.

[Tomwin Lannister]

I nicked a Taxi, started doing taxi missions. I killed my first customer and left his corpse in the back seat.

Now everytime somebody wants a taxi they see the body and then start running away lmfao

Trevors party taxi is in business ffs. Where every trip is a 1 way trip...



TO HELL.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Spoiler:

Also i'm getting good at flying now, just in time for our casino heist escapes

[Tomwin Lannister]

Trevors taxis.

Pictures:

[Tomwin Lannister]

Yeah mole u can fly breh, i'm gonna do some getaway driving.

[RealGunner]

I nicked a Taxi, started doing taxi missions. I killed my first customer and left his corpse in the back seat.

Now everytime somebody wants a taxi they see the body and then start running away lmfao

Trevors party taxi is in business ffs. Where every trip is a 1 way trip...



TO HELL.

You freakin legend

[RealGunner]

Preparing for my 2nd heist now.

Will do it tomorrow but won't sleep tonight thinking about it ffs

[Tomwin Lannister]

Aaah yeah I enjoyed that heist, the mission when you're scouting the docks is hilarious ffs


U in my crew RG? Can't remember

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Spoiler:

[Tomwin Lannister]

Don't remember that, must've taken a different approach to it


Also, hanging out with Michael atm, still in the corpse taxi. Just going about business as usual with a dead man slumped in the back ffs

[Tomwin Lannister]

Not sure if this is a glitch or not but with Michael i hit a bar then another bar when i was still wasted. And even after dropping him off and driving away trevor is still smashed lmfao!

[Firenze]

had my first glitch yesterday

was playing golf, went to take a swing then it showed me free falling with a parachute for like a minute

[Tomwin Lannister]

Paragolfing



That was odd, I was driving on the motorway with my infamous corpse cab and a cop car pulled a lorry over with my assistance. Lorry driver gets out, has a shootout with 2 cops and loses. Then the 1st cop gets in the car and reverses over the 2nd cop, but the 2nd cop lives. And he's sitting up propelled by a car behind him.


So I drive away a bit then U turn and drive at the cop, i bail from the car and my car crushes him, he dies. Then some random cop comes along (Not the 1st one, he drove off after nearly killing hiis partner) and this cop had a shotgun. By this time there's a huge road pile up and I get ran over by a SUV

This shotgun cop then randomly starts shooting through the car windows at the SUV and another car. And it's all out chaos ffs

[Tomwin Lannister]

Some guy's towing a boat and i'm 'driving' the boat whilst being towed around

Had a quality photo but it failed to upload.

It's me in the boat, on the car taking a selfie with a deer randomly running on the motorway

[I Have Mono]

Have you guys heard the Commercial for The Benders on Los Santos Rock Radio yet ?

Making fun of Europeans who support soccer

[RealGunner]

I am in ur crew tom

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

dafuq.... switch to Trevor and he's on top of Mount Chilliad drunk and about to get on an ATV

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

I have a new moniker.... The Cab driver murderer

I take to your location than whack you in the head with a golf club

[Mr Nick09]

Oh shet im about to start playing

how do i join your crew lannister?

the chick on the CD looks like the blonde from House

edit: F*CKIN INSTALL, GTFO already

[RealGunner]

Yea install takes quite a long time

Think Tom's crew is only for PS3 users

[Mr Nick09]

im on ps3 RG

[RealGunner]

Thought you were a hardcore xbox fan : vagi :

[Mr Nick09]

i used to have both console, but i naturally fancy PS3. will get the 4th next year with mole

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