Re: Neymar Watch

by Bankz Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:35 pm

Holy cow

by Myesyats Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:20 pm

https://youtu.be/JJA4QkS27Bo

This turned me on legit story

by Bankz Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:27 pm

Sick sick sick edit!!!!! :bow:

by jibers Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:11 am

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the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Neymar is known to be THE most hung guy in Catalonia, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Kendall Jenner.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Neymar barely able to force it in, and Kendall Jenner moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her muscles clamping down on Neymars throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still smiles to the memory of it

by MaraVilla Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:58 am

jibers wrote:

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Neymar is known to be THE most hung guy in Catalonia, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Kendall Jenner.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Neymar barely able to force it in, and Kendall Jenner moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her muscles clamping down on Neymars throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still smiles to the memory of it

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by Bankz Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:23 am

by Myesyats Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:36 am

by eelir Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:37 pm

http://i.memeful.com/media/post/PRok9BR_700wa_0.gif

by Beautiful Football Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:00 pm

by ronalessi Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:02 pm

Jibers - Neymar's official autobiographer.

Spoiler:

by M99 Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:07 pm

by futbol Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:09 pm

Was mediocre today, he's still carrying that knock from the Athletic game obviously but 2 out of the MSN performing is usually enough to put Atletico in their places.

by Bankz Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:42 pm

Yeah neymar was mediocre. Yet, no ones sees you in here when he goats in any game. But but but those where small games until messi and man crush suarez scores in them.
Inb4 suarez butt licking

by futbol Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:04 pm

On a scale from 1 to Dnmad, how mad are you that Suarez outshines Pretendmar in basically every big game? Laughing

by Harmonica Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:07 pm

by jibers Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:17 pm

WTF is wrong with you guys? You have 3 great players in a TEAM. They are not competing against one another ffs. *bleep* hell. I guess that's what happens when your club wins everything.

by futbol Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:23 pm

jibers wrote:WTF is wrong with you guys? You have 3 great players in a TEAM. They are not competing against one another ffs. *bleep* hell. I guess that's what happens when your club wins everything.

I'm just trolling. Should be obvious from my post history:

http://www.goallegacy.net/t38536-now-that-dishmar-has-established-himself-as-the-2nd-best-player-in-the-world-who-is-the-3rd-best-player

Bankz is my new chad, that's all. hmm

by Bankz Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:29 pm

suarez outshine neymar in every big game? :facepalm:

offcourse what do I expect from you, possibly the greatest hipster on the internet.

I have nothing to be mad about as neymar has being the best player in the world this season. Out performing suarez that its not even close. He's played 6 games more than neymar But offcourse, suarez scores the odd goal in 90 mins with some hustling here and there, therefore, he out performes everyone :facepalm:

As for suarez, yeah, he's the best striker in the world by a long stretch closely followed by benzema! I would never deny it just to suit my fantasies/agenda like you!

by futbol Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:44 pm

Suarez outperformed Neymar in literally every big game so far in his Barca career:

Clasico league decider last season: Suarez.

Manchester City first leg CL R16: Suarez brace away from home (settled the entire tie)

PSG first leg CL quarter final: Suarez brace away from home (settled the entire tie, in the 2nd leg Neymar statpadded when PSG already needed 3 goals and had given up before the 2nd leg had even started)

CL final winner last season: Suarez (Neymar with a 93th minute Ronaldo-esque statpadding goal to rip of his shirt afterwards Laughing

)

Setting up Neymar's 2 tapins against Bayern: Suarez.

Today's winner against Atletico: Suarez.

Opening goal and brace in the Clasico this season: Suarez.

Before Suarez joined Neymar was regarded as inferior to Bale. Suarez made Neymar's career. Never forget.

Much love.

- futbol

by Harmonica Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:51 pm

by Bankz Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:14 pm

by M99 Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:32 pm

You know a fanboy war is going too far when Harmonica comes out and tries to stop it.

by jibers Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:39 pm

M99 wrote:You know a fanboy war is going too far when Harmonica comes out and tries to stop it.

by Bankz Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:42 pm

Flawed logic my God. But what did I expect, suarez has never in his life been as good as neymar and its even more obvious this season

Btw, I see how u left out almost all the atletico games including

both atletico madrid games at the copa del rey last season

The first Atletico game in la liga this season (brought barca into the game with the opener in a hard fought 2 - 1 win)

Madrid game this season where neymar was (MoM)

The Valencia game this season (MoM)

All 3 Sevilla games (2 MoM, 3 games, 3 goals, 3 assists)
All 5 Athletic bilbao games (3 MoM, 5 games, 7 goals)

The villarreal game this season (MoM, 2 goals)

Bayern game first leg (I see how u left that out)

Bayern second leg was MoM (giving suarez credit for assisting but not neymar for scoring?) Jeeez this is a new low for you

Just so u know the kind of hipster u are, take that real madrid game for example, suarez scored yet neymar was clearly better than him, but offcourse u ignore that and just focus on the goals he scored to suit your agenda

And same has been the case through out their careers at barca, where neymar consistently has better match ratings wether suarez scores or not.

At the end of the day, Neymar has the highest rating in europe and la liga this season, far far above suarez with quite some distance.

Swallow that..

by Donuts Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:48 pm

you really are the new chad Laughing

by Myesyats Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:54 pm

M99 wrote:You know a fanboy war is going too far when Harmonica comes out and tries to stop it.

Dead

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