Can someone translate this please? (Cristiano Ronaldo vs Pep Guardiola)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyq_vhWkD7I&feature=related

sorry i am not able to imbed youtube videos so i just gave u the link.

The narrator is only narrating the events on screen "CR7 pushes pep", etc. Pep in the conference room says: "Its one of those things that happen in football"

Then the action and subs in the brawl are allegedly:
CR7 gets mad
CR7 signals something to Iniesta (apparently that he's crazy)
Then Valdels comes to push Ronaldo

CR7: (to Valdes) "What are you doing here? Get out!"
Valdes: "Come on, come on you jackass!"
Pepe tries to calm Valdes
Villa: (To Ronaldo) "Know that you're ridiculizing yourself"
Then Iniesta and Xavi come to Ronaldo
Ronaldo: (To Iniesta) "Did you just see that?"
Xavi tries to put his arm on Ronaldo
Ronaldo: (To Xavi) "Get your hand off!"

Ronaldo then goes to captain Puyol
Ronaldo: (To Puyol) "Did you just see that? Did you see what he did?"
Puyol: "Cmon we're playing football"
Ronaldo: "Did you see what he did?"

Then camera goes back to Pep
Pep: (To Alonso) "I did give it to him (the ball)!"
Pep: "Xabi!!" as Alonso walks away
Pep: "Xabi!! Is it mine? Is it my fault??"
Pep: "I did give it to him!"

Video ends

The whole thing is about Pep trolling Ronaldo by pushing the ball away.