Off-Topic Garden Café

Page 2 of 42 Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 22 ... 42  Next

Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by IrasMaldinista Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:22 pm

We appointed BigBoban as the barman (and he's been picking up bottles everytime we catch him), Dreamer is in charge of vacant rooms and I wash the men's room.

Sciacca has been kind and has accepted to wash the ladies' room and MilanFan7 is our chef.

The manager (who sometimes acts as waiter) is Dostoevsky, so I guess you gotta ask Dostoevsky if you can do what you said.

But I'm telling you, he's a difficult guy.

I asked him if I could be in charge of the dishes and he just yelled at me to "Go make the men's room cleaner than it was at the grand opening f***ing day..."

So, suit yourself, but if it were up to me, I'd say knock yourself out and the blood-orange juice is on the house!

IrasMaldinista
Starlet
Starlet

Posts : 533
Join date : 2011-06-05

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by BigBoban Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:19 pm

@fadjriemilan wrote:Just flushed my phone on the toilet. It slipped out of my hands. Embarassed

It is a cheap one anyway... but still, fuuuu***ck! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

saw this pic today and it reminded me of you Fadj... see you must not let go under any circumstance

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Must%20save%20porn
BigBoban
BigBoban
Prospect
Prospect

Posts : 192
Join date : 2011-06-06

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by dreamer Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:31 pm

@Brigate Rossonere wrote: My life = get home, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums. Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 2859867778
You forgot, masturbating Rolling Eyes Very Happy
dreamer
dreamer
Prospect
Prospect

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 138
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 108

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Brigate Rossonere Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:15 am

@dreamer wrote:
@Brigate Rossonere wrote: My life = get home, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums. Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 2859867778
You forgot, masturbating Rolling Eyes Very Happy

Haha I should have white texted-ed it at the end. Oh well moment passed Sad
Brigate Rossonere
Brigate Rossonere
Banned (Permanent)

Club Supported : Private
Posts : 2035
Join date : 2011-06-06

http://acmilan.com

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Brigate Rossonere Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:47 am

Serial pitch-invader & Cassano fan Mario Ferri from Pescara (that was him during the CL final), banned from sporting events for five years.

Sad day for football.
Brigate Rossonere
Brigate Rossonere
Banned (Permanent)

Club Supported : Private
Posts : 2035
Join date : 2011-06-06

http://acmilan.com

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Brigate Rossonere Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:48 am

The Mosca Awards For Individual Bizarreness In Serie A:

http://www.beyondthepitch.net/articles/post/index.cfm/2011/05/09/the-mosca-awards-for-individual-bizarreness-in-serie-a/

Must read ! Is a classic.
Brigate Rossonere
Brigate Rossonere
Banned (Permanent)

Club Supported : Private
Posts : 2035
Join date : 2011-06-06

http://acmilan.com

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by dostoevsky Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:53 am

@Brigate Rossonere wrote:The Mosca Awards For Individual Bizarreness In Serie A:

http://www.beyondthepitch.net/articles/post/index.cfm/2011/05/09/the-mosca-awards-for-individual-bizarreness-in-serie-a/

Must read ! Is a classic.

The Listerine Award for person most likely to have never even heard of the product - Massimo Moratti: Some world renowned scientists have stated their claims that the day Listerine would come into contact with Moratti's mouth, a kinetic reaction of massive proportions would take place. According to Scientist Dr. Lyubov, successfully harnessing this combustible reaction could provide an alternative source of energy to power an entire mid-sized country for more than fifty years. Oddly enough, this is the same timeframe that it took Inter to become relevant again.

L O L
dostoevsky
dostoevsky
Super Moderator
Super Moderator

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 7557
Join date : 2011-06-06

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by M99 Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:27 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRAS! :joker:

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 1366
M99
M99
Ballon d'Or Contender
Ballon d'Or Contender

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 29588
Join date : 2011-06-06
Age : 98

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by BigBoban Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:55 am

well found milanista99

Happy Birthday Iras

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Normal_1278174868
BigBoban
BigBoban
Prospect
Prospect

Posts : 192
Join date : 2011-06-06

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Brigate Rossonere Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:24 am

Messi hoping for a chance to play against Napoli in the Champions League next season. "For us Argentines, the Stadio San Paolo is mythical."
Brigate Rossonere
Brigate Rossonere
Banned (Permanent)

Club Supported : Private
Posts : 2035
Join date : 2011-06-06

http://acmilan.com

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by milanfan7 Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:01 pm

Happy birthday Iras,I hope that you have a blast! Enjoy it! You share the say birth day as my best friend.
milanfan7
milanfan7
Starlet
Starlet

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 975
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 80

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by fadjriemilan Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:51 pm

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 2dspe010

Happy birthday Iras!

Special cake from our legend. Very Happy
fadjriemilan
fadjriemilan
Prospect
Prospect

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 156
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 28

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by RealGunner Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:36 pm

Happy birthday Iras Smile


btw lads, if any problem whatsoever, please feel free to PM Mclewis or Me Smile
RealGunner
RealGunner
Admin
Admin

Club Supported : Arsenal
Posts : 88062
Join date : 2011-06-05

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by dreamer Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:37 pm

Iras my friend, congratulations with 21th birthday! Very Happy
You'r an adult now, so you can visit the Teheran peepshow! Shocked :king:

You can still make the same mistakes as before, but from now on the world will keep you responsible for them,
so please "think first, act later!" Cool

Have a nice day and get drunk! tongue drunken
dreamer
dreamer
Prospect
Prospect

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 138
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 108

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by IrasMaldinista Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:33 am

Thank God we got this off-topic thread to express some of our dissatisfaction with the way things are going on here.

I just don't get it, WHY?
Why should we have a mod?

The candidates of this Whiskey guy are some of my greatest friends here and we exchange PMs on a regular basis about a lot of stuff, but I don't want them to change, I want them the way they are right now.

I don't think we had the slightest of problems in the Lithium forums and then in vBulletin version, you bet your ass we won't have any here.

They lock the two announcement threads so we couldn't comment anymore? WTF?

Are we inmates here who should vote for the big boss to rule and be the middleman between them and the prison guards? Why don't we exchange cigarettes and rolled cash ourselves?


C'mon Jack Daniels, lock our off-topic cafe too, it's apparently your way of dealing with problems.
But we'll pop up in the Milan Junior Camp thread...
IrasMaldinista
IrasMaldinista
Starlet
Starlet

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 533
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 30

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by dreamer Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:01 am

Iras... new masters, new rules! Very Happy

I did send my favourite bourbon the following pm;

Hello my friend,

I mis the option "No moderator"
And the fact is that "we fans" promised the job on the old forum to Dante if an appointment became necessary!

When our opinion is nil, like on the old forum, my vote goes to Iras!

Regards, Wim


Last edited by dreamer on Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:07 am; edited 1 time in total
dreamer
dreamer
Prospect
Prospect

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 138
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 108

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by IrasMaldinista Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:06 am

@dreamer wrote:Iras... new masters, new rules! Very Happy
Apparently you're right.

I might have to add some reality to my murder plans, all the admins move up to the top spot in my black-list, we may gotta blow up their conference room when they have a meeting!

So, Wim, why don't you announce your candidacy? We could have lot of fun banning people and deleting posts and threads...!
IrasMaldinista
IrasMaldinista
Starlet
Starlet

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 533
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 30

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by dreamer Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:14 am

I'm already owner of a (very complex) forum (with 5 mod's Very Happy ) and thats it! Cool


PS. I edited my post above yours!
dreamer
dreamer
Prospect
Prospect

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 138
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 108

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by BigBoban Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:06 pm

Just read yesterday that former Milan Player Jon Dahl Tomasson has retired at age 34, due to continuous injuries

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 A_194391a

I wish him all the best in retirement and will always remember him as our original super-sub
BigBoban
BigBoban
Prospect
Prospect

Posts : 192
Join date : 2011-06-06

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by dreamer Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:04 pm

For our young fans who mis out on the real thing!
This is better! Shocked

I cant get a working link overhere, so please copy and paste! Cool
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/060811/t/dress.gif

Boys have a nice weekend! Very Happy
dreamer
dreamer
Prospect
Prospect

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 138
Join date : 2011-06-05
Age : 108

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by dostoevsky Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:25 am

@BigBoban wrote:Just read yesterday that former Milan Player Jon Dahl Tomasson has retired at age 34, due to continuous injuries

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 A_194391a

I wish him all the best in retirement and will always remember him as our original super-sub

The most credible diver I've seen, a true artist.

Not an overly fantastic player but I always liked him and I'm glad he was involved in our successes. Good luck to him in his retirement from playing.
dostoevsky
dostoevsky
Super Moderator
Super Moderator

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 7557
Join date : 2011-06-06

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Forza Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:49 am

@dostoevsky wrote:
@BigBoban wrote:Just read yesterday that former Milan Player Jon Dahl Tomasson has retired at age 34, due to continuous injuries

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 A_194391a

I wish him all the best in retirement and will always remember him as our original super-sub

The most credible diver I've seen, a true artist.

Not an overly fantastic player but I always liked him and I'm glad he was involved in our successes. Good luck to him in his retirement from playing.

Sheva, Inzaghi and Tomasson on Fifa were a formidable combination!
Forza
Forza
Fan Favorite
Fan Favorite

Club Supported : Fulham
Posts : 8871
Join date : 2011-06-07

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by M99 Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:05 am

@IrasMaldinista wrote:Thank God we got this off-topic thread to express some of our dissatisfaction with the way things are going on here.

I just don't get it, WHY?
Why should we have a mod?

The candidates of this Whiskey guy are some of my greatest friends here and we exchange PMs on a regular basis about a lot of stuff, but I don't want them to change, I want them the way they are right now.

I don't think we had the slightest of problems in the Lithium forums and then in vBulletin version, you bet your ass we won't have any here.

They lock the two announcement threads so we couldn't comment anymore? WTF?

Are we inmates here who should vote for the big boss to rule and be the middleman between them and the prison guards? Why don't we exchange cigarettes and rolled cash ourselves?


C'mon Jack Daniels, lock our off-topic cafe too, it's apparently your way of dealing with problems.
But we'll pop up in the Milan Junior Camp thread...

I have to disagree there with you bro. We do need a mod. You see, some threads ridiculously go off topic with arguments between the likes of sciacca, giancarlo, crointer and sometimes myself break out. Sometimes the arguments get really heated with personal insults coming into the fray and a perfectly good topic like "Who is Mr X?" gets forgotten. We need a mod to stop this from happening and the admins are very busy with this site only being a few days hold, they are putting their utmost efforts to improve it.
M99
M99
Ballon d'Or Contender
Ballon d'Or Contender

Club Supported : AC Milan
Posts : 29588
Join date : 2011-06-06
Age : 98

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Forza Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:59 am

On an off-topic, off-topic reference to an earlier off-topic Rolling Eyes , is everybody studying hard and not being massively distracted by everything to do with Milan? hahahahahahahaha
Forza
Forza
Fan Favorite
Fan Favorite

Club Supported : Fulham
Posts : 8871
Join date : 2011-06-07

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Giancarlo Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:03 am

Well, I'm done with school... I graduated and finished my MA degree. Or else I wouldn't be up at 3 am lol... after two nights clubbing this week consecutively... I should be passed out right now lol... lmao. Shouldn't have drank that Turkish coffee a few hours ago...

Of course I'm reading Milan news and also working on a friend's laptop...
Giancarlo
Giancarlo
Banned (Permanent)

Posts : 765
Join date : 2011-06-08
Age : 35

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Milanaa Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:49 pm

This is the first time i post in the Off-Topic thread..i don't know why i didn't before in the old forums but i guess it was because everytime i read something there it was 'Movie-related' and I'm not the right person to talk about movies with because i simply know nothing about it.
anyway I'm a student of something we call 'Giurisprudenza' which is Law..good thing is the holiday is going to start so soon, distracted by Milan? not a new thing I've been distracted by that time for my whole life Smile

and welcome back, Giancarlo Cool
Milanaa
Milanaa
Prospect
Prospect

Posts : 46
Join date : 2011-06-06
Age : 28

Back to top Go down

Off-Topic Garden Café - Page 2 Empty Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 2 of 42 Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 22 ... 42  Next

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum