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Post by IrasMaldinista Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:06 pm

The one before was a smash-hit, this one, may God help! It’s gonna be an earth-quake!


So, don’t be afraid, boy! Don’t be shy, girl!

Just write it here, whatever it is that’s keeping your mind busy and you need to simply spit it out!

Your troubles with Mama, Daddy, Wife, Bro, Sis, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband! You could just put them here for everyone to see!

You got problems at school? Be it elementary or MIT University itself, what are they?

Poor thing, are you in love? Since when? Got a picture of the lucky person? Oh, nice!

Wanna tell us the joke your useless uncle told you last night? Not funny, at all? In fact too corny to be called a joke? Screw it, say it anyway!

Schumacher beat the crap out of Hamilton at the age of 86? Did you watch it? I didn’t, so say what happened!

Alexi Laiho has released a Hindi jazz album and is great with his saxophone? Is that right?


(Here’s my favorite) You watched this mesmerizing flick last night? Are you OK? Can you talk or you’re still too dizzy to review it? Well, do it quick!


And many, many, many more things I can’t possibly mention.


The new Off-topic will surely be a heaven too, but much more beautiful and joyful!

As for its name, well, heaven is quite a stretch.

This world could sometimes be a very ugly place, and it sometimes is capable of offering the most beautiful of things.

So, it's a garden because it can have good days and bad days and is a symbol of constant change.
And it's a Café because it is such a peaceful place to go to, somewhere to find solace after a hectic, complicated day.

Join and experience what you lacked in a rigid Football forum.
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Post by fadjriemilan Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:25 pm

Just flushed my phone on the toilet. It slipped out of my hands. Embarassed

It is a cheap one anyway... but still, fuuuu***ck! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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Post by dreamer Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:29 pm

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Iras do you serve alcoholic drinks overhere?! :coffee: Very Happy
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Post by BigBoban Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:31 pm

Nice job Iras... you are the Man

lets make this a shit storm

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Post by IrasMaldinista Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:34 pm

@dreamer wrote: Off-Topic Garden Café

Iras do you serve alcoholic drinks overhere?! Off-Topic Garden Café 2859867778 Very Happy
It depends on your age, I only serve to people under the age of 99, and your profile says you were born in 1912. drunken

So, sorry, not you!

Also those of you under the age of 21 can have whatever you want except for beverages.
Take them at home from daddy's compassionate hands.
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Post by BigBoban Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:36 pm

@fadjriemilan wrote:Just flushed my phone on the toilet. It slipped out of my hands. Embarassed

It is a cheap one anyway... but still, fuuuu***ck! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

thats the worst, its bad when you lose your phone but even worse to be in your position
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Post by baresi Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:37 pm

Hey Iras did you watch Mr.Nice and District 13, if not then I gess I've found you the weekend movies.
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Post by dreamer Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:38 pm

@fadjriemilan wrote:Just flushed my phone on the toilet. It slipped out of my hands. Embarassed

It is a cheap one anyway... but still, fuuuu***ck! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

My wife bought last week a just on the marked "HTC Sensation" and she is very happy with the machine... it cant cook, but thats the only limitation as far as I understand it! Very Happy
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Post by IrasMaldinista Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:45 pm

@baresi wrote:Hey Iras did you watch Mr.Nice and District 13, if not then I gess I've found you the weekend movies.
I watched B-13 back in 2006, and I regret it.

I mean it was just action, but admittedly, the idea of a city only residing criminals was fascinating. It's a shame it was wasted by the director.

As for Mr. Nice, I really am curious to watch it, but haven't had the opportunity yet.

For the weekend, I plan to watch Godfather Part II along with the bro, he's been all over me to let him watch what happened after Don Corleone died.
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Post by fadjriemilan Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:49 pm

@BigBoban wrote:
@fadjriemilan wrote:Just flushed my phone on the toilet. It slipped out of my hands. Embarassed

It is a cheap one anyway... but still, fuuuu***ck! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

thats the worst, its bad when you lose your phone but even worse to be in your position

That was terrible feeling. Sad
I still can't believe how ridiculous the way my phone gone. Very Happy

Anyway, this thread is on a good start.

@dreamer wrote:
@fadjriemilan wrote:Just flushed my phone on the toilet. It slipped out of my hands. Embarassed

It is a cheap one anyway... but still, fuuuu***ck! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

My wife bought last week a just on the marked "HTC Sensation" and she is very happy with the machine... it cant cook, but thats the only limitation as far as I understand it! Very Happy

It can't cook? Shocked That might be a fake one!

Give it to me, and buy the real one Very Happy .


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Post by fadjriemilan Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:53 pm

@dreamer wrote:
@fadjriemilan wrote:Just flushed my phone on the toilet. It slipped out of my hands. Embarassed

It is a cheap one anyway... but still, fuuuu***ck! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

My wife bought last week a just on the marked "HTC Sensation" and she is very happy with the machine... it cant cook, but thats the only limitation as far as I understand it! Very Happy

It can't cook? Shocked That might be a fake one!

Give it to me, and buy the real one Very Happy .

*how to delete this post?*


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Post by arabprince Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:54 pm

I posted this in the last thread before we made the switch. but does anyone know the difference?


Authentic:
http://www.acmilanstoreusa.com/depar...er-jersey.html

Regular:
http://www.acmilanstoreusa.com/depar...er-jersey.html
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Post by dreamer Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:26 pm

@fadjriemilan wrote:*how to delete this post?*
Easy for you... just flush your pc in the toilet! Very Happy
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Post by milanfan7 Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:19 pm

Hmm I got a new girlfriend 3 days ago. She looks like she's a keeper““
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Post by Forza Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:38 am

@fadjriemilan wrote:Just flushed my phone on the toilet. It slipped out of my hands. Embarassed

It is a cheap one anyway... but still, fuuuu***ck! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

About a yr ago i accidentally sent my phone through the washing machine. :/
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Post by Brigate Rossonere Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:46 am

Just trying to settle into these forums are finally making the old forum my home. Sad to see it go but I guess this is more than an adequate replacement.
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Post by Il Diavolo Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:59 am

@IrasMaldinista wrote:
@baresi wrote:Hey Iras did you watch Mr.Nice and District 13, if not then I gess I've found you the weekend movies.
I watched B-13 back in 2006, and I regret it.

I mean it was just action, but admittedly, the idea of a city only residing criminals was fascinating. It's a shame it was wasted by the director.

As for Mr. Nice, I really am curious to watch it, but haven't had the opportunity yet.

For the weekend, I plan to watch Godfather Part II along with the bro, he's been all over me to let him watch what happened after Don Corleone died.

Got to agree with you on this one! D-13 is 110% action and nothing else.. I, for one, didn't like it at all..
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Post by M99 Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:37 am

Saw Hitman: Absolution at E3

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Post by Brigate Rossonere Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:15 pm

I hate these forums. I should be studying yet what am I doing? Reading about how Galliani has said Mr X has blue eyes and now people are drawing up tables of our targets with blue eyes. Hehe wow.
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Post by dostoevsky Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:32 pm

@Brigate Rossonere wrote:I hate these forums. I should be studying yet what am I doing? Reading about how Galliani has said Mr X has blue eyes and now people are drawing up tables of our targets with blue eyes. Hehe wow.

LOL I don't have classes for ages, you have no excuse, why were you on during the afternoon today?

I haven't studied in a week. I've studied once during SWOTVAC. My first exam is in a week. I should almost block the forums, but they're so relaxing.
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Post by Brigate Rossonere Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:34 pm

@dostoevsky wrote:
@Brigate Rossonere wrote:I hate these forums. I should be studying yet what am I doing? Reading about how Galliani has said Mr X has blue eyes and now people are drawing up tables of our targets with blue eyes. Hehe wow.

LOL I don't have classes for ages, you have no excuse, why were you on during the afternoon today?

I haven't studied in a week. I've studied once during SWOTVAC. My first exam is in a week. I should almost block the forums, but they're so relaxing.

My life = get home, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums, study, forums. :coffee:
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Post by Brigate Rossonere Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:34 pm

Hajduk just signed Milicevic. SMH
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Post by milanfan7 Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:43 pm

@Brigate Rossonere wrote:I hate these forums. I should be studying yet what am I doing? Reading about how Galliani has said Mr X has blue eyes and now people are drawing up tables of our targets with blue eyes. Hehe wow.

Same here brah. I have my finals in a week and I haven't opened a book yet lol.
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:48 pm

I am allowed to bask in some OJ in this wonderful Garden Cafe of yours?

If so what is the price? (P.S if possible id like to watch some tape's of Van Basten owning while sipping on said OJ is this all included as part of the package?)
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Post by IrasMaldinista Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:22 pm

We appointed BigBoban as the barman (and he's been picking up bottles everytime we catch him), Dreamer is in charge of vacant rooms and I wash the men's room.

Sciacca has been kind and has accepted to wash the ladies' room and MilanFan7 is our chef.

The manager (who sometimes acts as waiter) is Dostoevsky, so I guess you gotta ask Dostoevsky if you can do what you said.

But I'm telling you, he's a difficult guy.

I asked him if I could be in charge of the dishes and he just yelled at me to "Go make the men's room cleaner than it was at the grand opening f***ing day..."

So, suit yourself, but if it were up to me, I'd say knock yourself out and the blood-orange juice is on the house!
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