Re: The Bundesliga Thread 17/18

[elfmeter]

The National Irish day hangover game, came to a slow, quiet, peaceful 1-0 end.

Triple header today, what I need is the Canadian hangover cure, namely Poutine and deep fried orange juice.

[iftikhar]

The National Irish day hangover game, came to a slow, quiet, peaceful 1-0 end.

Triple header today, what I need is the Canadian hangover cure, namely Poutine and deep fried orange juice.

How do you fry juice???

[Mr Nick09]

you deep fry the orange, then you press whatever is left i guess lol

[elfmeter]

Ok, the game is only 12 minutes old, but come on, will Koln beat the Pretenders.

[elfmeter]

Video killed the Bayer come back. VAR assisted red card to Alario. Koln actually have been the better team so far, though bayer were getting into it up until the off the ball, needless, elbow by Alario

[Hapless_Hans]

Here are #DieRotenBullen who will line up against @FCBayernEN this evening! #RBLFCB pic.twitter.com/utj0ukkr65

— RB Leipzig English (@RBLeipzig_EN) 18. März 2018

Unser Team für #RBLFCB!#packmas #FCBayern #MiaSanMia pic.twitter.com/1aEsjAS3Fz

— FC Bayern München (@FCBayern) 18. März 2018

[elfmeter]

So does the picture of Tuchel watching the Man City game mean:
a) he was watching Pep, to learn how to coach a football club
b) he is going to be new manager of Spurs or City
c) you just like old timey hats

[elfmeter]

The Pretenders played better in the second half as Koln sat back and waited to play the counter attack, which they did. Koln had a few decent chances of scoring, but only converted one, which is enough to make all HSV fans become Hamburg Freezer fans next season.

[Hapless_Hans]

the answer is c), although it's not that I "like" the hat rather than I'm "flabbergasted" by it.

[Hapless_Hans]

The Pretenders played better in the second half as Koln sat back and waited to play the counter attack, which they did. Koln had a few decent chances of scoring, but only converted one, which is enough to make all HSV fans become Hamburg Freezer fans next season.

The Freezers are no more. Guess they have to turn to Handball or something.

[Hapless_Hans]

Werner already subbed on, after 9 minutes, Sabitzer off injured.

[Hapless_Hans]

Müller to James to Wagner, 0-1

[Hapless_Hans]

Sven Ulreich, best Bayern player on the pitch so far

[Hapless_Hans]

Hasenhüttl masterclass, this.

If not for Poulsen's ineptitude, Leipzig would be leading here.

Edit: Keita 1-1

[halamadrid2]

Leipzig made to look WC by Bayerns haphazard defending. What did they expect by playing James in midfield. And wth is Wagner doing with the number 2 shirt

[Hapless_Hans]

James has been playing midfield all season.

[halamadrid2]

Well then i can tell you with utmost certainty that you won't win CL. James should be playing as far away from the defence as possible

[Hapless_Hans]

James has played very well defensively for us, ran back, won challenges, made tackles etc.
Hasenhüttl's teams are masters of destroying midfield play so today's ugliness and messiness is no surprise. Austrian Simeone.

As for CL, who's talking about CL? Noone is talking about us winning the CL.

[Hapless_Hans]

2-1 Leipzig, Werner. Hummels so unbelievably bad once again.

[halamadrid2]

Bayern with only 1 shot all game. My God I thought they'd step up in the second half but they are just playing as bad.

[halamadrid2]

Lol Juppy with a classic Carlo sub. RB for a RB

[Hapless_Hans]

Lol Juppy with a classic Carlo sub. RB for a RB

Under Carlo, it would have been the first sub. Jupp brought on Ribery and Lewa, first.

[Hapless_Hans]

That has to be a handball penalty

[iftikhar]

2-1

[Nishankly]

How's Keita? @Hans

[iftikhar]

How's Keita? @Hans

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