Theo Hernandez - new Real Madrid left back - now the best FB in the world at Milan

I've been saying for two years that the two brothers are compatible in a formation with 3 at the back and that DD should test it at least once. As usual, Deschamps is always the last person to figure out the most obvious things. It's how you end up with Rabiot at LWB in a Euro knockout game

Hands down the best leftback in the world, tears in my eyes when Maldini got him in Ibiza.

Lets go through the LBs we got since Maldini retired

Antonini
Didac
Taiwo
Emanuelson
De Sciglio
Mesbah
Constant
Vangioni
Armero
Antonelli
Laxalt
Ricardo Rodriguez

Unreal

You are a bit like that yourself. On the long run only Juve fans trust their team around here.

Rightly so

@Hapless_Hans wrote:The deluded giddiness of Milan fans would be kind of cute if it weren't so sad

OF COURSE Theo is not the best LB in the world, of course Lucas is the better player of the two - everyone knows this, its clear,  why are you making a point of making these weird wrong claims again and again?

It's not a slight on Theo, btw, if I would want to slight him, I'd repost a video of one of his many embarrassing moments

STFU pls, he's been handing you Ls and proving you wrong for one year now.

Stick to hyping Bundesfodder scrubs.

@Kaladin wrote:Hands down the best leftback in the world, tears in my eyes when Maldini got him in Ibiza.

Lets go through the LBs we got since Maldini retired

Antonini
Didac
Taiwo
Emanuelson
De Sciglio
Mesbah
Constant
Vangioni
Armero
Antonelli
Laxalt
Ricardo Rodriguez

Unreal

Had completely forgotten about Didac, Vangioni, and Armero

There were random ass signings

Whats the German equivalent of yerda? Der yähn?

When the best leftbacks in your league is Schmelzer, Bakker and Wendell, of course you wouldn't know what a good leftback is. Then again, you probably still rate Davies because he ruined Semedo 1 and half year ago in a COVID semifinal. Hats off to him, better players lived off such one off games against even better opponents (Wilshere)

Bundesfodder players are guilty until proven innocent, in a league where Lahm can rack double digit assists in a season then get ruined by Pandev midweek, of course eyebrows will be raised.

Anyways, Theo is at least in the conversation for the best in the world and is playing for a relevant NT, whilst singlehandedly winning them games. Take your L and leave please.

Another starboy performance while Lucas was warming the bench

Sure, Lucas is better defensively but attacking wise Theo can singlehandedly change games. Has to best offensive LB in the world. Sadly I can see a big money bid for him next season.

Not a peep from Hans

L

X-factor LB. I don't care if he gets dropped on his ass by Salah when he's a literal one-man counterattack who scores 6+ goals a season with most of those goals being clutch goals. He's easily Milan's most important player.

What a player he's become.

Do you guys realize that Real Madrid could easily have had a fullback duo of Theo - Hakimi? We now have a broken Carvajal and a broken Mendy. Even not broken, Theo and Hakimi put them to shame.

Imagine having Theo and Hakimi as your fullbacks. Together they'd be getting you 15 goals from open play and 20 assists a season.

The fact they missed out on having fullbacks who could've contributed to around 35 goals a season is a big missed opportunity.

@sportsczy wrote:What a player he's become.

Do you guys realize that Real Madrid could easily have had a fullback duo of Theo - Hakimi?

I thank the african shamans for preventing this from happening

@sportsczy wrote:What a player he's become.

Do you guys realize that Real Madrid could easily have had a fullback duo of Theo - Hakimi? We now have a broken Carvajal and a broken Mendy. Even not broken, Theo and Hakimi put them to shame.

Both would've been perfect for the current formation. instead you have Vazquez at RWB and Nacho at LWB...

@Hapless_Hans wrote:

@Kaladin wrote:Not a peep from Hans

L

Like a left sided Benjamin Pavard with dumber hair

Pavard scored more spectacular goals for the French NT, in more important matches

Do you see me go around hyping him, foaming from the mouth like a babbling idiot?

No you don't, as he's just not a great defender, and neither is Theo

You can wank around all you want, the truth is he ended up with you as he wasn't nearly good enough for Real Madrid, and everyone could see that right from the moment .... of his presentation at the Bernabeu

Comparing him to Pavard

Important moments , literally one moment in 2018 then vanished like Aang.

Imagine rating a player from a kickabout of a presentation, wild

Theo is better than all of Bayern's fullbacks, its not even a comparison. Take your L and leave in piece before you embarrass yourself further, or whatever is left of your pride

Hans' best Hernández brother(tm) must go to jail in Spain within 10 days after repeated offenses and avoiding court rulings

https://as.com/futbol/2021/10/13/internacional/1634127999_059448.html?m1=cG9ydGFkYV9wb3J0YWRh&m2=QUNUVUFMSURBRA%3D%3D&m3=MQ%3D%3D&m4=bm9ybWFs&m5=MjE%3D

@Hapless_Hans wrote:

@rincon wrote:Hans' best Hernández brother(tm) must go to jail in Spain within 10 days after repeated offenses and avoiding court rulings

https://as.com/futbol/2021/10/13/internacional/1634127999_059448.html?m1=cG9ydGFkYV9wb3J0YWRh&m2=QUNUVUFMSURBRA%3D%3D&m3=MQ%3D%3D&m4=bm9ybWFs&m5=MjE%3D

Did you read the story behind it?

He's guilty of contempt of court as he broke a contact ban issued to him and his then gf after a violent dispute, as they made up, married, and went on honeymoon together.

His wife didn't break the ban as she hadn't been officially given the court order yet when they left for honeymoon

Bizarre stuff

It's a conspiracy to make Theo the best brother. Apparently this was the smart brother all along