Cristiano Ronaldo is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Now Sit down and STFU

Casciavit wrote:

Lex wrote:I liked his little ballet twirl to avoid the free kick that went in

That I fault him for.

You can fault him for a lot more. For instance, not only for not helping the build up, but for actually hurting it by misplacing simple passes and by popping in places where he should not be. Especially on the left wing, from where he still thinks he can dribble past a couple of defenders and then pop one in the top corner, even though he hasn't been physically capable of doing that for a couple of years now.

Or for having the rest of the team mentally subjugated, especially Morata, who fucks up counterattack after counterattack because, instead of making the right choice, he's concerned with passing the ball to Cristiano. A couple of times, he even had a 1on1 with the keeper and instead of shooting, he forced the ball to Ronaldo.

And then there's the fucking free kicks. When it comes to them, he has turned into one of those sitcom clowns who are unaware of how dumb they are. He just stands there, with his legs spread and taking deep breaths, trying to picture how he's gonna put it in, when everyone in the world knows he's just gonna hit the wall

Typical cr invisible in a must win game, to scoring a hattrick when the pressure is off, bet them 3 goals would be much valuable against Porto, anyways good for him hopefully he pad his stats a whole bunch like usual.

Typical the oxford definition of the words big games is Ronaldo

Typical

Chad31 wrote:Typical cr invisible in a must win game, to scoring a hattrick when the pressure is off, bet them 3 goals would be much valuable against Porto, anyways good for him hopefully he pad his stats a whole bunch like usual.

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CR is one of the best big-game-high-pressure players ever

Myesyats wrote:

Chad31 wrote:Typical cr invisible in a must win game, to scoring a hattrick when the pressure is off, bet them 3 goals would be much valuable against Porto, anyways good for him hopefully he pad his stats a whole bunch like usual.

Who liked this?

CR is one of the best big-game-high-pressure players ever

Chad's alt account Varangel and Hans because he's just that kind of ass to do something like that lol.

"Chad" has to be the best troll account we ever had at this point. No way these are genuinely serious opinions, no damn way.

Doc wrote:

Myesyats wrote:

Chad31 wrote:Typical cr invisible in a must win game, to scoring a hattrick when the pressure is off, bet them 3 goals would be much valuable against Porto, anyways good for him hopefully he pad his stats a whole bunch like usual.

Who liked this?

CR is one of the best big-game-high-pressure players ever

Chad's alt account Varangel and Hans because he's just that kind of ass to do something like that lol.

I knew it, I always suspected Hans being Chad alterego. Good to know I am not alone in thinking that

40 year old CR7 will still be superior to 99.9% of the attackers that are hyped/praised on here. Any argument in that fashion is therefore invalid.

Varnagel is chad alt account but then whose alt is BetaBeast? Formerly NeganIsco, I'd assume

Myesyats wrote:Varnagel is chad alt account but then whose alt is BetaBeast? Formerly NeganIsco, I'd assume

It's weird but on GL, only the Madrid section is plagued by those posters. When I first got here, it definitely wasn't the case. I remember only chad was a bad Madrid poster.

But then later, slowly other similar accounts started popping up, and as luck would have it, all of them happened to be Madrid posters (and Benzema fanboys).

What I can confirm though is that NeganIsco is the same as Alphabeast. That I'm certain of.

I can't confirm that Varnagel is the same as Chad because their style of writing is not the same, but I'm pretty sure they live in the same building.

I honestly don't remember why i made this thread. What happened in April 2017 lol?

Didn't we use to permaban people with multi accounts?

RealGunner wrote:I honestly don't remember why i made this thread. What happened in April 2017 lol?

I think it was the day he scored a hattrick against Bayern (and 5 goals in the tie), reaching 100 CL goals in the process, and helping Madrid reach the semi-final.

Pedram wrote:Didn't we use to permaban people with multi accounts?

On paper yes, but he bribed RG...

RealGunner wrote:I honestly don't remember why i made this thread. What happened in April 2017 lol?

It was the famous hat-trick against Bayern lol

Edit: Carthage beat me to it



There was no VAR in 2017. his second goal was such a clear offside, how the ref did not catch that.  

Pedram wrote:
There was no VAR in 2017. his second goal was such a clear offside, how the ref did not catch that.  

Much like most of his career, carried by refs and team mates, the two sitters. And then media overpraising. Cronaldo being a great big game player is bit of a myth tbh. I hardly remember any games where he performed when his team didn't. I think Chad is much closer the truth than Hala on the subject.

Pedram wrote:

RealGunner wrote:I honestly don't remember why i made this thread. What happened in April 2017 lol?

It was the famous hat-trick against Bayern lol

Edit: Carthage beat me to it



There was no VAR in 2017. his second goal was such a clear offside, how the ref did not catch that.  

Oh shit yea.

Prime Marcelo was so good ffs

Harmonica wrote:

Pedram wrote:
There was no VAR in 2017. his second goal was such a clear offside, how the ref did not catch that.  

Much like most of his career, carried by refs and team mates, the two sitters. And then media overpraising. Cronaldo being a great big game player is bit of a myth tbh. I hardly remember any games where he performed when his team didn't. I think Chad is much closer the truth than Hala on the subject.

@DoC, while we have Chad and the alt egos, there is this guy in the same loco territory!

futbol_bill wrote:

Harmonica wrote:

Pedram wrote:
There was no VAR in 2017. his second goal was such a clear offside, how the ref did not catch that.  

Much like most of his career, carried by refs and team mates, the two sitters. And then media overpraising. Cronaldo being a great big game player is bit of a myth tbh. I hardly remember any games where he performed when his team didn't. I think Chad is much closer the truth than Hala on the subject.

@DoC, while we have Chad and the alt egos, there is this guy in the same loco territory!

Tbh these guys are just locusts. I generally ignore them. I’d love to discuss opinions because that’s what my viewpoint is; an opinion, but these individuals troll and blatantly lie to suit their agenda (Harmonica was caught falsifying stats a few years ago by sports and I). Ronaldo is a grandpa and they’re still obsessed. The guy will be 40 playing for LA galaxy and they’ll still be obsessed.

Doc wrote:

Myesyats wrote:

Chad31 wrote:Typical cr invisible in a must win game, to scoring a hattrick when the pressure is off, bet them 3 goals would be much valuable against Porto, anyways good for him hopefully he pad his stats a whole bunch like usual.

Who liked this?

CR is one of the best big-game-high-pressure players ever

Chad's alt account Varangel and Hans because he's just that kind of ass to do something like that lol.

Varangel is not Chad's alt account. How often are we going to have this conversation?
There really is two of them, any profiler could tell you that there's no way these are the same person

And yes, if there's a like over a Chad post, chances are it's from me

whereas I don't think you'll see me ever liking a Varangel post

FennecFox7 wrote:(Harmonica was caught falsifying stats a few years ago by sports and I).

Damn I've must missed that, do you have a link?

Harmonica wrote:

FennecFox7 wrote:(Harmonica was caught falsifying stats a few years ago by sports and I).

Damn I've must missed that, do you have a link?

I got the link: here

That offside goal really hurts. The go-ahead goal in overtime

You can't have a more consequential fuck up than the assistant ref missing that one. After that Bayern had to go for it and just conceded from being reckless.

Comparison between Benzema & Cristiano from 2018-19 onwards (since CR7 went to Juve)



Penalty stats:

Benzema took 8 penalties in this time frame, all in La Liga.

Benzema goals without penalties: 72

Cristiano took 28 penalties in this time frame, 22 in Serie A, 2 in the Coppa Italia, and 4 in the UEFA Champions League.

Cristiano goals without penalties: 67

Hapless_Hans wrote:

Doc wrote:

Myesyats wrote:

Who liked this?

CR is one of the best big-game-high-pressure players ever

Chad's alt account Varangel and Hans because he's just that kind of ass to do something like that lol.

Varangel is not Chad's alt account. How often are we going to have this conversation?
There really is two of them, any profiler could tell you that there's no way these are the same person

And yes, if there's a like over a Chad post, chances are it's from me

whereas I don't think you'll see me ever liking a Varangel post

It's high time people make their peace with the fact that there are almost two Benzema fans around here.

When would Chad ever post a screenshot image with statistical comparisons? This kind of formal validation is completely beneath him, I mean even punctuation is beneath him

I can only repeat myself, you guys would make horrible profilers, psychopath murderers running around free, innocent people in jail

Hans has a point. I thought for months that Hans is idrisozet.

Hapless_Hans wrote:When would Chad ever post a screenshot image with statistical comparisons? This kind of formal validation is completely beneath him, I mean even punctuation is beneath him

I can only repeat myself, you guys would make horrible profilers, psychopath murderers running around free, innocent people in jail

But then maybe he's, on purpose, doing exactly what we would not expect him to do while sending the same message? I'm sure chad knows how to use punctuation and he only refuses to use it out of principle but when at gunpoint, he could do it.