Quotes of Goallegacy

punkfusion1992 wrote:kudos to whoever made

Burger King: Mes que une restaurante!
got me alot of followers on twitter

VibeTribe wrote:I don't think I'll take that seriously considering Messi is sitting on top of the planet with his fat ass in that avatar.When a butt is that big,can you imagine the size of the butthurt ?

Iceman wrote:Mourinho intentionally lost to Barca so that they would lose motivation

Another masterstroke by The Special One

omarish wrote:doesnt matter marcelo will shut him like last clasico

The Franchise wrote:Marcelo cant shut a open jar.

teamanarchy wrote:

jiopsi wrote:Refdrid's Xabi Alonso's deliberate and pointless fifth foul against "Real" Madrid on saturday



Expect both get suspensions, or none. Else it's just more power to the conspiracy theories which has plagued La Liga this season.

And let's not forget... It will give you a great excuse in case you lose the clasico...

Because just admitting the other team is better and showing a little humility is absolutely out of the question.

Adit wrote:Borjito is average.
Cant believe we even thought of bringing him back instead of the clearly superior Granero

Immaculate_Mole wrote:

Adit wrote:Borjito is average.
Cant believe we even thought of bringing him back instead of the clearly superior Granero

Zealous wrote:Ronaldo bangs a supermodel regularly though.

Andres Iniesta wrote:Xavi: Magikarp decieved me at level 20

billionmillion wrote:here i have nothing to say. next thread pls

Zealous wrote:Wnger: " I have been saving up millions since 2006 to sign Nerman."

baresi wrote:This thread had gone way off topic, the question is simple "how highly do you rate FBM", well I gues Bayern Munich are really under rated a very solid team and if they can secure the signings of Messi and Xavi they will be right there behind RM.

Jack Daniels wrote:

Idrisozet wrote:You see what I mean about Madrid fans always over-rating their club and players by any means possible.

Coming from a guy who could even manage to involve Kroos in a Microwave vs an Toaster Oven thread.

Zealous wrote:What some girls do in Bangkok is pretty impressive too when you think about it.

The similarities are also there, going down easily for money, ball control, etc etc

Zealous wrote:Hey asshats if you can't come to terms with the fact that Alves is a total douche nozzle who has no likable qualities what so ever as a person then you better neg rep harder.

ali8775 wrote:I also thought that Ballon D'or was a team, due to my poor English skills a while ago. So when someone said for example, Zidane, won the Ballon D'or, I thought they meant that Zidane had BEATEN the team Ballon D'or.

Lionel Messi wrote:Argentina are my favourite NT because they play beautiful tiki taka football..."

Art Morte wrote:Everyone on here would probably like more lurkers to register and start posting, but I'd keep it the way it is. Let them lurk and see what an amazing place this is until they cannot resist joining in and become addicted, soon distracted from studies and/or work, eventually get kicked out of school or get fired, slowly lose all their friends and other real world social contacts, a little by little start getting in trouble with the law, the first charges are raised against them within 18-24 months of registering and eventually there's no escaping their downward spiral, despite of those occasional mornings when they - with tears of self-hatred in their eyes - decide to search for help, find that slight recovery for a few days when they actually open the curtains of their sorry, mould-damaged small one-room apartment that they call home and say "hi" to the checkout worker at the store for the first time in weeks, hoping that she won't ask you to show the contents of your old backpack, until again and again succumbing to the delicious, intoxicating allure of the Goallegacy forums

Lord Spencer wrote:Abate is not sick with the flu.

The flu is sick with Abate.

milanista99 wrote:Random Fan" ***** is ruining the transfer market by paying this inflated price for such an average player

Barca fan: It's all Real Madrid's fault. They ruined the market by paying those ridiculous amount for Crynaldo and Kaka

Real fan: LOL look who's talking, 40 million Eto'o for Ibraflopovich, 25 million for Chyrgysktjaljtai then sell him for 10 million lmaoooo, 10 million for Henrique, 40 million for Villa, 40 million for Dani Alves, 35 million for benchwarmer Mascherano etc.

EPL fan: It's not just Real and Barca, Chelsea also paying 50 million for Flopnando Torres ruined the market.

Barca fan: posts video of 5-0

Real fan: posts video of face clutching

Barca fan: posts video of Messi's goal

Real fan: meh I've seen Ronaldo score better

Barca fan: Ronaldo is not fit to lace Messi's boots.

Real fan: Ronaldo won the Pichichi, Messi didn't

Barca fan: Messi's left foot is more talented than Ronaldo

Real fan: Ronaldo has more muscles that Messi

Neutrals: Tries to save the thread by posting pictures of delicious food

Barca fan: looooollllllll the Real fans giving neg rep for disagreeing with their opinions

Real fan: Xavi is humble and respectful

Barca fan: Remember how Xavi raped you in 5-0, BARCA IS THE BEST NO ONE CAN STOP US

Wiggles: posts Inter 3-1 Barca

Barca fan: A goal was disallowed wrongly for offside, we should have won

Wiggles: Italy has 4 World cups

Real fan: posts pictures of sprinklers

RedOranje: That's enough

Thread locked

huntsman wrote:
The thing i like about dolphins is that when they sleep, they only shutdown half of their brain while the other half remains awake, then they'd interchange with the other half which is still awake.

That's how i do it, but then again i lived with the dolphins most of my youthful years. I m not saying you cant pick up on this technique when you're older, it just gets more difficult to master, but never say never. When there is a will, there's always a way, and good luck.

Super_Floren wrote:He's no competition for me, he is one of those members who grew in Argentina, who are called "Argelonas" he became a die hard Barca fan because Messi is Barca's leader, and he needs desperately defend this Fakecelona robbery and theater team. Typical bandwagon supporter, if Messi suddently makes a "Figo" and joins Madrid, probably this dude would become more madridista than Casillas. This dude knows nothing about football, he didnt know that Argentina has more history with the white shirt than Blaugranas'. Fernando Redondo, Hernan Solari, Di Stefano, Pipa, Di Maria, etc etc. Even the greatest ever lost 2 years of his career in Barcelona winning nothing. Diego Maradona. The only "great" thing that make Barcelona for Argentina is that Barcelona was the city where Maradona started with the drugs....

T0tti wrote:The " Left Winger " position is now rare.. because all of them are changing to ''RWF'' in fear of facing Ignazio Abate one day..

VibeTribe wrote:

cyberman wrote:I was a rich mans huntsman, then i exchanged my pounds for some spanish controlled euros and now....yes...

im now a poor mans huntsman,

bhends wrote:bhends has been the best at not caring about anything related to Barca/Madrid since 2006

In a total of 5 years, multiple games, bhends has cared 0 times. Only one other poster has managed to equal this feat Gil (0)

Since 2009, bhends has cared at a rate of 0 times per game.

The BoyWonder wrote:my regret in life is not accepting my female teacher's sexual proposals...every hot teacher i have had, wanted to sleep with me, but of course the great guy with high moral ground i am, i declined. Once even two hot teachers wanted me to do them both on same time...but at that time i had a girlfriend...

The BoyWonder wrote:well lately i haven't been posting due to this incidince, and how shocked/disturbed i was...but i took a long talk with gf and she still loves me, and the other girl, and i am not against having them both. and Now I am the man of 2 women. i am very happy now, i have been having 3somes every morning the last days xD

Lex wrote:Ibra: You cant buy a Whopper and eat it like a Big Mac

Iceman wrote:Mourinho intentionally lost to Barca so that they would lose motivation

Another masterstroke by The Special One