Sampaoli Sack Watch

Clown of a coach tbh.

Unbelievable transition from organised and well drilled Sevilla under Emery to all out chaos under Sampaoli lol.

Lost the European supercup against a Real Madrid that was dominated by Bernat, Benko and Green in preseason.

Lost the Spanish supercup *bleep* 0:5 on aggregate.

Jumps around the touchline to denote intensity while giving off more off a panic attack vibe.

Looks like a kind of short yet sturdy circumcised penis dressed in a polo shirt.

Huge downgrade from Emery. Copa de Payasos is one thing, a top league another.

This sack watch is appropriate IMO.

Emery wasn't all that organised in defense either but he certainly didn't do whatever it is I am currently watching.

@Hapless_Hans wrote:
Looks like a kind of short yet sturdy circumcised penis dressed in a polo shirt.

God knows I was thinking the same.

Spoiler:

need to seek help asap

How did Messi bottle 2 finals against Sampaoli managed defenses, is the real question here.

@futbol wrote:How did Messi bottle 2 finals against Sampaoli managed defenses, is the real question here.

unbelievable

Is this a troll thread? new coach new system. this isn't plug'n play shit.
Tactics take time.

I have decided to keep an eye on Sevilla this season for the tactics he is going to inject. A new system is getting created.

Losing at home to Las Palmas.

@farfan wrote:Losing at home to Las Palmas.

Won at home to Las Palmas

Keep hatin'

This Sampaoli hype sounds eerily similar to Cas' Schmidt hype. I am afraid this could turn out to be another flop tbh

Cas likes anyone that plays with a million Regista's IMO.

There's a common theme happening here, although in fairness Sampaoli did a legitimately good job with Chile unlike the other scrubs.

I hype any team that has a distinct footballing style. That's all it takes to win me over TBH.

@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Cas likes anyone that plays with a million Regista's IMO.

You can only field 11 of them at a time, though. So, I think you're being harsh there.


Then again, you're the guy who doesn't rate Sir Alan Pardew, so, I kinda get it.

@Hapless_Hans wrote:Huge downgrade from Emery. Copa de Payasos is one thing, a top league another.

This sack watch is appropriate IMO.

@Hapless_Hans wrote:Lost the European supercup against a Real Madrid that was dominated by Bernat, Benko and Green in preseason.

Lost the Spanish supercup *bleep* 0:5 on aggregate.

Jumps around the touchline to denote intensity while giving off more off a panic attack vibe.

Looks like a kind of short yet sturdy circumcised penis dressed in a polo shirt.

Huge downgrade from Emery. Copa de Payasos is one thing, a top league another.

This sack watch is appropriate IMO.

Post of the year, ffs.

Top of the table ffs

if am not wrong this not the first time he got out of jail luckily. Leganes deserved atleast a draw today.

Top of the table and beat Atletico today.

Hans pls.

@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Top of the table and beat Atletico today.

Hans pls.

pls what?

You might stop and think a minute about why he is doing so well, and when it started to go his way

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Hans has a lot of crow to eat lately