Re: Not Worthy of a Thread Mk. II

[rwo power]

What if you marry a German girl and she prefers Schwein and Steiger?

Naw, these are no valid first names (German name law is a bit particular about what kind of first names can be given to kids and which not). ^^

[futbol]

What if you marry a German girl and she prefers Schwein and Steiger?

Naw, these are no valid first names (German name law is a bit particular about what kind of first names can be given to kids and which not). ^^

Maybe he will marry a German girl in Argentina.

[Winter is Coming]

CL 2009 final in Rome, next season Inter win
CL 2010 final in Madrid, next season Barcelona win
CL 2011 final in Wembley, next season Chelsea win
CL 2012 final in Munich, next season Bayern win
CL 2013 final in Wembley, next season.....

[Onyx]

Moyes does the unthinkable and Man Utd win.  

[rwo power]

CL 2013 final in Wembley, next season.....

Andy Murray wins?

[M99]

Moyes does the unthinkable and Man Utd win.  

What she said.

[Mr Nick09]

[Onyx]

Gangster version of Undertaker.

[Mr Nick09]

Black Undertaker Cena

[M99]

Gangstertaker

Under-Truth

[Onyx]

PSV's Depay will have to wear this mask due to an eye socket injury.

[Onyx]

Ibrahimovic's boots last night against Lorient:

[RealGunner]

http://www.jkkalju.ee/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/CircularSillyInganue.gif

[Onyx]

He only hit the ones on the left and all of them fell.

[dostoevsky]

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/mar/23/trick-or-tweet-boy-hoax-football-twitter?CMP=fb_gu

Article concerning the use of fake twitter identities to engage in discussion and manufacture of football transfer rumours by a schoolkid, quite interesting.

[Robespierre]

Galatasaray against Erdogan : account twitter on kits





#respect

[Motogp69]

PSV's Depay will have to wear this mask due to an eye socket injury.

That will haunt RG's dreams

[ExtremistEnigma]

http://gibbsorox.com/

[McAgger]

[RedOranje]

David Moyes excuse generator

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/david-moyes-excuse-generator-6878036

[Onyx]

Manchester United’s beleaguered boss David Moyes has been getting plenty of grief from fans blaming him for the club’s performance on the pitch this season.

And so has a Scottish comedy club worker who happens to share his surname.

Sarah Moyes, who uses the Twitter handle @moyesy, has been bombarded with tweets mistaking her for the manager or his daughter since he took over from Sir Alex Ferguson last year.

Fed up of fans venting their fury at her after Tuesday’s 3-0 derby defeat, the 27-year-old pointed out she was no relation and politely asked people to stop.

Sarah Moyes @moyesy
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I am no relation to the football manager David Moyes. Can people please stop mentioning me in tweets, I'm pretty sure he has his own account

But her message went viral after it was retweeted nearly 5,000 times - including by football legend Gary Lineker to his 2.25m followers.

Sarah Moyes @moyesy
@GaryLineker thanks! my twitter is having a complete meltdown right now!
Gary Lineker        ✔ @GaryLineker
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@moyesy Haha apologies


Sarah - who has a brother called David - said: “It just went crazy after that.

“Most of the messages are jokey ones like ‘tell your dad he should be sacked’.

“But there have been a couple of really horrible ones.

“I had one that called me quite a few horrible names and told me to die, that was pretty extreme.

“There have been quite a few messages saying ‘just change your name’, but I’ve been called Moyesy since I was a teenager.”

Sarah, who lives more than 200 miles away from Old Trafford, in Falkirk, has been branded ‘a disgrace to MUFC’ by one fan demanding her resignation.

She has also been accused of ‘ruining Man United’ with her ‘useless tactics’.

Other tweets were more measured - one called on the club to give her more time but questioned why she was playing Juan Mata on the wing.

Leo @tweetofleo
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@moyesy YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO #MUFC. RESIGN IMMEDIATELY.

Kieran Harris @kieranharris17
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Thanks so much @moyesy  for runing man utd with your useless tactics

Dan Flower @Dan_Flower15
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Man United need to give @moyesy time, it's not their nature to sack someone so quickly but why is he playing Mata on  the wing?!


Sarah, who works in press and marketing for The Stand comedy club in Edinburgh, said she saw the funny side.

But she added: “It’s a little bit annoying when my phone keeps constantly going.

“I’m hoping it’s going to die down a bit and people will just leave me alone.

“I’ve more than doubled my followers in the last couple of days but most of them are football fans and they aren’t going to be interested in anything I’ve got to say.

“My tweets tends to be about comedy or music. Nobody’s going to get any football commentary out of me.”

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-mistaken-david-moyes-twitter-6886980

[RedOranje]

'Class of 92' agree Salford City deal
March 27, 2014


Manchester United's 'Class of '92' have agreed a deal to buy non-league club Salford City FC.

Gary Neville, Phil Neville, Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt are set to acquire Salford by the end of the summer, if the takeover is approved by the FA.

Known as members of the 'Class of ‘92' since they were part of United’s FA Youth Cup-winning side over 20 year ago, the Nevilles, as well as Giggs, Scholes and Butt went on to amass over 3,000 first-team appearances for the Old Trafford club.

"I had my first trial for Manchester United in Salford at age 11 and I will never forget how important that was to me," Gary Neville said.

"Salford City FC to me represents those early years, the commitment, hunger, enthusiasm, desire and spirit of football and I am very excited about this venture."

Salford play in the Northern Premier League Division One North, part of the eighth division of the football system. Their home ground is about five miles north of Old Trafford.

Also Thursday, United rejected a report in The Sun that the same group of former players, backed by the Qatari royal family, were attempting to take over Manchester United.

Giggs is a player-coach at United, while Phil Neville is first team coach.

The Manchester Evening News reported Scholes would take over as manager, but such a move might only come after the team approaches league football through promotions.

The newspaper also reported that Salford would target players from sixth-tier Stockport County to build the squad.

"We know it will be tough but we will be committed to this from the start and have some very exciting plans going forward," Scholes said.

Giggs' younger brother Rhodri is a former player and manager of Salford City but left the club in 2012.

"Everyone knows how important Salford is to me, so this is an exciting acquisition that is right at the heart of what we all believe in," Ryan Giggs said.

"We want to engage the football community, use our football experience and knowledge to aspire and nurture young talent and being able to do that in Salford makes it even more exciting."

Salford City chairperson Karen Baird supported the deal, calling it "a great advert for non-league football".

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1766241/class-92-agree-salford-city-deal?cc=5901

[ExtremistEnigma]

Renato ‏@UtdLover 9h
BREAKING: Rumour has it that Tim Sherwood threw a punch at Soldado, Soldado proceeded to strike back but missed.

lmfao

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

Renato ‏@UtdLover  9h
BREAKING: Rumour has it that Tim Sherwood threw a punch at Soldado, Soldado proceeded to strike back but missed.

lmfao

[7amood11]

I don't think people want to make a separate thread for every goal in the multimedia section, so I'll make one for all goals that aren't worthy of a thread.

Great idea. Or even designate a section specifically for match highlights. Edit: There already is one   

[S]

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Jibers letting his feelings known

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