Juventus have sold a grand total of ZERO Nicklas Bendtner shirts this season!

It was clear at the start of the season that Juventus did not want the Dane and were clutching at straws with his loan signing but beggars could not be choosers and he was acquired on deadline day.

Since then he has essentially been told he wasn’t wanted in Turin and that he was too fat to play; on top of which he also suffered a nasty injury earlier in the season.

Now he is being threatened with expulsion from the club after driving the wrong way down the road whilst drunk in his home-town of Copenhagen.

But more humiliatingly for the 25-year-old then not scoring a single goal for the club is the fact his name and number ‘17’ shirt has managed to be shifted a grand total of zero times.

That’s right nobody in Turin even wants to buy his shirt.

If things couldn’t get worse they did when he was banned for six months from his national team.

Arsenal fans will be relieved to hear that Hamburg Director of Football Frank Arnesen is still very keen on bringing in the player.

Well at least someone is…

Am I now the only person here tempted to buy one just to be the only person in the world to have one?

In 60 years time it will be worth Millions ffs.

I had high hopes for this lad, such a shame

He was shit at arsenal and now hes shit at juve.

LOL that he wants to go to a 'bigger' team. The lads deluded, send him back to denmark ffs.

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Am I now the only person here tempted to buy one just to be the only person in the world to have one?

In 60 years time it will be worth Millions ffs.

Lmao! against all logic im sure being the only person to own a Bendtner juve shirt would infact make you owe money to juve and juve fans across the world.

In 60 years time it'll probably be some tramps cum rag haha.

Before some homeless guy gets a hold of it i'd proudly wear it around Europe demanding Pizza and drunk driving

You forgot being chucked out of a night club with your jeans half way down

Bentner; what a joke of a player.

We really should have let him go Siena & sign Emeghara instead!