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Post by Gil Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:00 am

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Post by Albiceleste Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:02 am

Missi has 29 assists hmm

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Post by Lex Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:09 am

Best April fools thread ever :bow:
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Post by Bellabong Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:13 am

Lex wrote:Best April fools thread ever :bow:

It's Gil.

He's serious.
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Post by Raptorgunner Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:16 am

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Post by Milan31 Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:44 am

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Post by fatman123 Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:04 am

Gil wrote:3 goals and 5 assists in his last 5 games. :bow:

Has contributed towards more goals this season than Dzeko, Suarez or Balotelli. :bow:

More assists than any other striker in the Europe this season :bow:

Spain's best striker of all time. :bow:

every line is less believable then its predecessor
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Post by FalcaoPunch Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:45 am

And roughly a year later an appreciation thread for Torres was created.
Quite sad no?
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Post by serieAkings Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:03 am

give him a couple more goals and you'll start seeing more people jumping on the "Torres is amazing" bandwagon.
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:49 am

Now lets compare them in the league where they actually face the same teams instead of 2nd division teams that Torres stat pad's against because thats his level.

Torres 3 goals and 4 assists in 25 games

Dzeko 13 goals and 3 assists in 27 games

Balotelli 13 goals in 21 games

Suarez 7 goals and 3 assists in 25 games


FFS Ben Arfa has more goals and assists than Torres and hes only played 800 minutes ffs.

Best ever spanish striker? F*cking Hierro has a better record for Spain ffs.

The shocking thing behind this all is you actually believe the shit you writed in the OP ffs Laughing :facepalm:
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Post by DeviAngel Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:10 pm

My favorite Striker !!!!! TORRES !
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Post by RealGunner Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:35 pm

Happy April fools day to u as well Gil
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Post by II Capitano Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:53 pm

It's the blonde highlights, which have done him the world of good.

But seriously, he doesn't look frightened to run any more, he has confidence in himself to make that extra yard. The psychological impact the injury he picked up before the World Cup was too much and his downfall was before he even joined Chelsea, in all honesty. As the pundits were saying yesterday, if that was Torres a month ago, he would've opted to pass it to his left, as opposed to finishing the chance off. Pleased for him because I still think he has quality left in him, and some of the criticism he has received has been extremely unfair.
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Post by Gil Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:32 pm

Torres 547092_392724217413280_355700751115627_1546438_456327310_n

:bow:

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Post by Patrick Bateman Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:00 pm

Another assist today :lol!:
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Post by stunt Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:04 pm

Albiceleste wrote:Missi has 29 assists hmm

doubt it. Stats please

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Post by Albiceleste Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:06 pm

stunt wrote:
Albiceleste wrote:Missi has 29 assists hmm

doubt it. Stats please
http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/lionel-messi/profil/spieler_28003.html
Its 32 after the match he just played according to this.

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Post by Blue Barrett Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:12 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:Another assist today :lol!:
Was that counted as an assist?
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Post by iNFINITY9910 Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:23 pm

I think so...
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Post by Gil Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:37 pm

Unluckiest footballer alive but still the best playmaker on the planet. :bow:
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Post by Abramovich Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:42 pm

Dat jinx is just :bow: he is cursed Sad
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Post by RealGunner Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:49 pm

good good, less of drogba against us then
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:30 pm

Gil wrote:Unluckiest footballer alive but still the best playmaker on the planet. :bow:

It's amazing you actually believe this shit Laughing he has one more league assist than Shola ffs Laughing

He's shit, any sane individual with a brain and not held back by the delusion he will be back one day realises this.
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Post by Blue Barrett Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:16 am

RealGunner wrote:good good, less of drogba against us then
LOL you wish! Drogba is still pissed off that he didn't get to play your lot last time out. Watch out this time. He just might score 2. Torres New_troll_face
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Post by Gil Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:08 pm

I'm like a proud father tonight. Laughing

Can't stop smiling. Laughing
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