Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[Zealous]

They have some same sex restrooms at my university. Pretty much avoids that issue entirely.

[Bear]

Apparently Ferguson unnerved City by playing the Champions League theme through the dressing room wall.

[Blue Barrett]

Apparently Ferguson unnerved City by playing the Champions League theme through the dressing room wall.

ROFLMAO!

[BarrileteCosmico]

From the River Plate forum in 2009 about Falcao:
http://foros.riverplate.com/ex-river/163138-resumen-falcao-reirse-y-refrescar-memoria.html

He's missing goals even Abreu would score with rainboots

He wouldn't put a goal through a rainbow

Can't even dribble past his shadow

Falcao? Who is he? What has he won? Please. A mediocre 9.

He has a very low goal to game ratio. Can't rid himself of one man. Can't make 1 pass right. He belongs in the special olympics. FALCAO IS A MEDIOCRE FORWARD HYPED BY THE MEDIA.

I live in the neighborhood Palermo, between the streets Las Heras and Scalabrini Ortiz. FALCAO LIVES IN THE FLOOR.

How much do we have to pay for someone else to take him???

River offered Falcao to Napoli in exchange for Navarro, but Napoli declined

[Blue Barrett]

They must be crying now

[Adit]

From Jube forum on Messi and Zlatan.

Zlatan puts his national team up 4 levels, takes them on his back to take points of clearly better teams

He led an inferior milan to an disgusting CL exit, based on a nonexistant penalty kick

won championship after championship, where he was the team, he did everything.



messi, is an exceptional player, who cant carry his national team for one bit, who sucks against deeplying defences, who needed xavi and iniesta to carry barcelona for him for years.



Seriously if i had to choose i'd rather take ibra.

[Harmonica]

From redcafe

if we play barca in the CL this season and messi shits on us again, I can't be mad. how can you get mad when you witness greatness like that.

You what!?

Ideally they go out as soon as possible in the last 16.

I saw that too. Baffling. Like, what?

it would be like getting arse-*bleep* by charlize theron with a a strap-on.

it won't feel good, but you can't get mad...atleas you were in the presence of a naked goddess.

[Lex]

On Van P*ssy getting his hair whipped back and forth

Originally Posted by Erics_Collar
Fergie said RVP was lucky to be alive.

Now that's embarrassing.

Originally Posted by RK
I'd be surprised if he didn't have some sort of whiplash

Whiplash ffs

[RED]

On Van P*ssy getting his hair whipped back and forth

Originally Posted by Erics_Collar
Fergie said RVP was lucky to be alive.

Now that's embarrassing.

Originally Posted by RK
I'd be surprised if he didn't have some sort of whiplash

Whiplash ffs

[S]

http://www.talkceltic.net/forum/showthread.php?t=130010

This entire thread.



Also a quote on Matri (This was before Cagliari game where he scored a brace)..Found it funny.

Matri should rescind his contract and make porno movies with that hottie he has

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

[Guest]

Oh my goodness...MY SIDES

[RED]

that is brilliantly funny.

[The Verminator]

On putting Walcott in starting 11 if Chelsea signed him:

"Walcott???? in the starting line up??? Oscar is 1000000000000000 times better"

^^goal.com btw

[Yeezus]

NUFC fans on Shola starting vs Everton

He should never start for this club ever again, at any level also.

Agree, not even his own testomonial

[S]

NUFC fans on Shola starting vs Everton

He should never start for this club ever again, at any level also.

Agree, not even his own testomonial

Oh my god i'm still laughing

[sportsczy]

"Pepe injured his ankle putting his foot in his mouth over the holiday break."

[B-Mac]

NUFC fans on Shola starting vs Everton

He should never start for this club ever again, at any level also.

Agree, not even his own testomonial

thats brilliant

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

I love Shola but he shouldn't play anymore than 20 minute cameos.

He's a beast in those cameos but any longer and he's worse than Heskey at his very very worst.

I understand the frustration from everyone tbh he shouldn't be starting under any circumstance.

[Yeezus]

Still should be making a 20 minute cameo in his testimonial

[Blue Barrett]

NUFC fans on Shola starting vs Everton

He should never start for this club ever again, at any level also.

Agree, not even his own testomonial

I'm dying

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

On the SAF rage at Spurs taking one of Man U's ex-talents.... might as well post what he said as well for context...

Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews
Sir Alex Ferguson urges football authorities to investigate Tottenham’s signing of former MU defender Zeki Fryers from Standard Liege

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
Sir Alex Ferguson on Fryers’ deal: “I think it’s a blatant manipulation of the rules. It has Daniel Levy’s fingerprints all over it.”

After everything Fergie has done for Spurs as well. Disgraceful.

[Le Samourai]

When are other Premeir League going to complain against this nonsense or at least throw their weight around in the media a little it.

It's getting pathetic.

He complains after every , even remotely adverse action occurring against United.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

I agree completely but he has far too much power in the english game.

It's akin to a mafia boss, nothing will change until he packs it in.

[RedOranje]

When are other Premeir League going to complain against this nonsense or at least throw their weight around in the media a little it.

It's getting pathetic.

He complains after every , even remotely adverse action occurring against United.

Like Rafa?

[free_cat]

NUFC fans on Shola starting vs Everton

He should never start for this club ever again, at any level also.

Agree, not even his own testomonial

thats brilliant

What did shola to be hated that much? he scored a nice winner just a couple of weeks ago....

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