Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

FFS some people are just beyond saving

[Guest]

This guy's post on RAWK about Charlie Adam. I was crying (laughing) at the last paragraph.

Never hindered Xabi or Mølby in that position. The difference being of course, that even at his best, Adam is simply not even close to being in the same league as those two. It's like the Tate exhibiting an Athena poster in the Turner Gallery.

And let's not forget those other two CM johnny foreigners that we couldn't wait to usher out the back door, whilst Kenny was personally chauffering Adam through the front. Neither Aquilani or Meireles were blessed with pace, nor were they 90-minute men. What they had however, was speed of thought and the vision and ability to keep the ball moving quickly, short sharp passing, which as we know, is very very effective when it comes to breaking sides down.

Meanwhile, there's plenty of times when Adam may as well sit in the centre circle, pop open a camping chair, start one of those disposable BBQs, get a couple of dodgy hot dogs on the go, crack open a six-pack of Special Brew, and watch the match going on around him.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Speaking of Rawk i was reading through last night and i discovered they are quite pissed off at our transfer dealings

[Vibe]

Guy from Forza Inter Forums trolling Milan fans who try to beat him up but he runs away

[Albiceleste]

[Arquitecto]

This guy's post on RAWK about Charlie Adam. I was crying (laughing) at the last paragraph.

Never hindered Xabi or Mølby in that position. The difference being of course, that even at his best, Adam is simply not even close to being in the same league as those two. It's like the Tate exhibiting an Athena poster in the Turner Gallery.

And let's not forget those other two CM johnny foreigners that we couldn't wait to usher out the back door, whilst Kenny was personally chauffering Adam through the front. Neither Aquilani or Meireles were blessed with pace, nor were they 90-minute men. What they had however, was speed of thought and the vision and ability to keep the ball moving quickly, short sharp passing, which as we know, is very very effective when it comes to breaking sides down.

Meanwhile, there's plenty of times when Adam may as well sit in the centre circle, pop open a camping chair, start one of those disposable BBQs, get a couple of dodgy hot dogs on the go, crack open a six-pack of Special Brew, and watch the match going on around him.

RAWK

As wittily crafted the post above is it just exemplifies another reason why RAWK is one just a large chaotic mess of trash on the internet.


Really a poor forum despite its popularity.

[Cassius]

I dont visit other forums.

This forum makes me LOL all by its self.

Newcastle bigger than Juventus and Liverpool? i mean.. thats acceptable..

But coming from a Bayern fan!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[The Messiah]

I dont visit other forums.

This forum makes me LOL all by its self.

Newcastle bigger than Juventus and Liverpool? i mean.. thats acceptable..

But coming from a Bayern fan!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Prove me wrong.

[Cassius]

i dont need to. its common knowledge.

Hey can someone inform me, are all bayern fans as retarded as as this idisozet guy? or is he just a stain on the undies so to speak?

[aleumdance]

one reason i like this forum is the idolizing of podolski...

[Lord Hades]

bleacherreport
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1022897-who-will-win-euro-2012

I don't know what it is, but Germany don't excite me. I recognize their power and skill, but it's not wave after wave of attack at pace. It's different. It's like Germany know how to be solid and know that they can grind you down and you eventually lose the will to care what the result is going to be.

Yes, they have won it three times, and yes they have the likes of Ozil, Podolski, Schweinsteiger, Gotze, and Muller, but we're not exactly talking about Messi, Hazard, Suarez and Rooney here. And maybe that's the key—having a lot of very good players and not relying so heavily on one excellent player. Maybe that's exactly the point of it.

The defense is solid, as is the goalkeeping position. Nobody is questioning the size of the task in trying to beat Germany, but I've seen much better central midfielders than Khedira.

[aleumdance]

bleacherreport
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1022897-who-will-win-euro-2012

I don't know what it is, but Germany don't excite me. I recognize their power and skill, but it's not wave after wave of attack at pace. It's different. It's like Germany know how to be solid and know that they can grind you down and you eventually lose the will to care what the result is going to be.

Yes, they have won it three times, and yes they have the likes of Ozil, Podolski, Schweinsteiger, Gotze, and Muller, but we're not exactly talking about Messi, Hazard, Suarez and Rooney here. And maybe that's the key—having a lot of very good players and not relying so heavily on one excellent player. Maybe that's exactly the point of it.

The defense is solid, as is the goalkeeping position. Nobody is questioning the size of the task in trying to beat Germany, but I've seen much better central midfielders than Khedira.

the fact you're reading bleacherreport makes me question ur sanity

[TheBlueArmy]

bleacherreport
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1022897-who-will-win-euro-2012

I don't know what it is, but Germany don't excite me. I recognize their power and skill, but it's not wave after wave of attack at pace. It's different. It's like Germany know how to be solid and know that they can grind you down and you eventually lose the will to care what the result is going to be.

Yes, they have won it three times, and yes they have the likes of Ozil, Podolski, Schweinsteiger, Gotze, and Muller, but we're not exactly talking about Messi, Hazard, Suarez and Rooney here. And maybe that's the key—having a lot of very good players and not relying so heavily on one excellent player. Maybe that's exactly the point of it.

The defense is solid, as is the goalkeeping position. Nobody is questioning the size of the task in trying to beat Germany, but I've seen much better central midfielders than Khedira.

my head hurts from reading this mindless trash

[Albiceleste]

ARGENTINA 4 MEXICO 1 2008
ARGENTINA 2 MEXICO 1 2006
ARGENTINA 3 MEXICO 0 2007
ARGENTINA 3 MEXICO 1 2010
MEXHIJO.

[Lord Hades]

bleacherreport
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1022897-who-will-win-euro-2012

I don't know what it is, but Germany don't excite me. I recognize their power and skill, but it's not wave after wave of attack at pace. It's different. It's like Germany know how to be solid and know that they can grind you down and you eventually lose the will to care what the result is going to be.

Yes, they have won it three times, and yes they have the likes of Ozil, Podolski, Schweinsteiger, Gotze, and Muller, but we're not exactly talking about Messi, Hazard, Suarez and Rooney here. And maybe that's the key—having a lot of very good players and not relying so heavily on one excellent player. Maybe that's exactly the point of it.

The defense is solid, as is the goalkeeping position. Nobody is questioning the size of the task in trying to beat Germany, but I've seen much better central midfielders than Khedira.

the fact you're reading bleacherreport makes me question ur sanity

i read it whenever i am bored and in need of a good laugh lol

[Harmonica]

Ronaldo is like masturbation whereas Messi is like sex.

Both serve a purpose and get the job done but you are always left a little more satisfied with sex. Even when the sex is bad it is still better than the masturbation. Masturbation is mechanical the result is almost predictable, whereas with sex there is always the hope for an element of surprise or a moment of pure ecstasy.

:lucas:

[Forza]

The Inter forum is angry man's redcafe, we even had a thread about it in the Milan section. The comments about Boateng v Lecce are brilliant...

https://goallegacy.forumotion.com/t13467-grade-a-comedy

[BarcaLearning]

Ronaldo is like masturbation whereas Messi is like sex.

Both serve a purpose and get the job done but you are always left a little more satisfied with sex. Even when the sex is bad it is still better than the masturbation. Masturbation is mechanical the result is almost predictable, whereas with sex there is always the hope for an element of surprise or a moment of pure ecstasy.

:lucas:

Haha lovely quote jiopsi

[Sushi Master]

That sex, masturbation quote

No one's better than Sex, though.

Spoiler:

[VivaStPauli]

one reason i like this forum is the idolizing of podolski...

Yet he's not in the banner anymore. I'm still furious about that.

[VivaStPauli]

And yes I lol'd at the bleacher report. Aside from Messi our midfield sh*ts all over all those names mentioned.

[Doc]

i dont need to. its common knowledge.

Hey can someone inform me, are all bayern fans as retarded as as this idisozet guy? or is he just a stain on the undies so to speak?

I have always thought this was all done in complete and utter jest and not to be taken serious at all. Lately, I'm starting to doubt such things...





Come to think of it, I think this forum is starting to really go crazy. Like full blown Buffalo Bill crazy.

[rwo power]

Come to think of it, I think this forum is starting to really go crazy. Like full blown Buffalo Bill crazy.

That's because of a serious Clásico overdose

[Lex]

ITV, much like the rest of the media, are a *bleep* disgrace. Reina made as many mistakes in that match as De Gea did, he just got the luck De Gea didn't get

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

I'd w*** in a bag and send it to Pardew as a sign of my gratitude if we came 4th.

We should all do that, actually.

[Lex]

Dowd would make a great disfigured loner type movie villain, with some kind of growth disease and a cap

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