Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[free_cat]

NUFC fans on Shola starting vs Everton

He should never start for this club ever again, at any level also.

Agree, not even his own testomonial

thats brilliant

What did shola to be hated that much? he scored a nice winner just a couple of weeks ago....

[TheRedStag]

When are other Premeir League going to complain against this nonsense or at least throw their weight around in the media a little it.

It's getting pathetic.

He complains after every , even remotely adverse action occurring against United.

Try it and you get lambasted














































for life.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

That's the first goal he scored in over a year Free.....

As i said he's good in 20 minute cameos ( where his goal came from) but he doesn't have the physical tools to last any longer.

I do think those particular fans "hate" to be a bit misplaced tbh as its not his fault hes being used so much its the manager.

He shouldn't be starting games full stop under any circumstance but thats not his fault.

I still love him but i can understand the frustrations of people but their actions are a bit misplaced.

[Die Borussen]

spuds on being 'lucky' for signing holtby

Lucky? Why cause we're one of the the best teams in England, Play some of the most attractive and exciting football in all of the world and we have a team with amazing players, manager, and tons of ambition?

No. He is lucky we agreed to sign him and let him be a part of this family.

holtby lucky to sign for spuds lol

[RED]

Dude said he shouldn't even start for his testominal match.

I am *dead*.......

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

From Pardew thread on NUFC forum.

I've said it before though, I know where Kinnear lives and as soon as our manager goes i'll be outside his house ready to pick him off before they got any ideas.

absolutely dying with laughter here

[S]

From FIF

Referring to today's game.

I am now Interista for 18 years but enough is enough. $#@! it I amgoing to leave this club at the end of the season if I don't see any program for the future

[Harmonica]

Redcafe's resident Madrid fan came in after Adan got the red card.

Cheers Baxter.

Good to see he didn't drop Casillas again.

[CBarca]

as for the Coventry game? i wonder how many games against inferior opposition your main man Defoe has done the square root of f*ck all against??

Square root of f*ck all

[Yeezus]

NUFC fan gets fed up with all this negativity coming from the fans regarding a fabricated report claiming HBA wants out.

This is another symptom of the mental illness fans have where they assume that players' statements in the media are all unsolicited and apropos of nothing, as though the media mill is powered by players arbitrarily ringing up journalists to offer their opinions on subjects of their choice rather than being asked a series of questions and having their answers pruned and edited.

He was asked a question about PSG, being a known PSG supporter, and said that obviously it'd be great to play for them one day but his mission now is to help Newcastle. Short of refusing to answer the question he couldn't have been much more diplomatic.

People do this about managers they dislike all the time - Big Sam used to cop a lot of vitriol when an opinion of his would appear in the press. "Why won't he shut up instead of getting on with his job?" or whatever. Because part of his job is to answer questions put to him by journalists you bunch of abject spackers.

Owned.

[Ganso]

as for the Coventry game? i wonder how many games against inferior opposition your main man Defoe has done the square root of f*ck all against??

Square root of f*ck all

[rwo power]

From a Chelsea board on Pep Guardiola's signing:

We're not a fit anyway. Barca and Bayern are righteous clubs standing for all that is good and just in the beautiful game and Guardiola is their visionary. We're the destroyers. Cold, soulless and mechanical; and Jose is our patriarch. Pep at Chelsea would be like Yoda ruling the galactic empire. Take a moment to picture him in the chair.

Pep Guardiyoda

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

In case you don't know thats Arry's eye

[CBarca]

FFS

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

There's more

That eye, now I know who Redknapp is.

[CBarca]

From glory glory

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

not from other forums but this chelsea fan on talk sport was good. The way he just dropped it in there.



There was a good one just on Sky Sports News also

The cameras were following Everton fans boarding coaches outside Goodison, heading down for the Southampton game tonight.

Interviewer says something along the lines of "many will ask what you are doing going to southampton in the snow on a cold Monday evening"

Everton fan responds with "well thats down your lot re arranging our bloody fixtures to be on TV for foreign fans, realistically it should of been on a sat afternoon".

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

Its a sad day for Mole

MackemLogic Abuses a disabled Sunderland fan on twitter

Mackems find out who MackemLogic is and have Cheesey chips and blue pop delivered to his house. (Newcastle fans have a obsession with cheesey chips and blue pop, they have it in their heads you can only get it in sunderland and its all we eat). ML used to tweet about it regular.

MackemLogic rage quits twitter and tries to delete himself from the internet.

[Kaladin]

There's more

That eye, now I know who Redknapp is.

MOOOLE THE COMPOSITION OF MY ABDOMINAL MUSCLE STRUCTURE IS THROBBING

[la bestia negra]

So the other day I roll up a bad boy chillin on my couch contemplating the mysterious ways of the universe, or multiverse, when I decide to tune in to sports news. I'm carryin on with my chill session when the anchor goes "Following Heynckes' retirement Pep Guardiola has signed a contract with FC Bayern..." A shitload of thoughts occured to me in that moment but the most dominant one was not technically a thought but more like lack of a thought, since I'm like WTF? Shit was so infelicitously surprising that the smoke went in the hole it should not have gone and I started coughin and choking for a minute going all blue and purple lookin like a fatass trying to shit in a bowl he can't even sit on properly.
Dayum I hope for your own sakes you don't get done like how Bayern FO did done me. Now I aint hatin when I say Pep never proved dick but that Barcelona's the most stacked team of all time! Come on now their bench players get shortlisted for Ballon D'or and there homeboys make the FIFA XXX team of the year.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

LOL i was just searching for this to bump it

Anyway.....

My Xbox has been in a box since we moved house last august. I'm getting the f***er out at the weekend so i can sort this team on pro evo.

Tyneside:

Krol
Debooc Mwaib Cillicono Santam
Atina Sossiki
Ben Arthur Marvoh Guthran
Cissy

[RealGunner]

[DeletedUser#1]

Mole: I wouldn't take Wilshere at Newcastle (intended) either

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Couldn't care less about Ba. Mapou will rape him if Pardew does the right thing and starts him.

We've had enough of suspensions imo.

I don't think the FA actually hand out suspensions if a player rapes another on the pitch, although it is frowned upon.

[Die Borussen]

after chelsea's loss today against newcastle

Frustrated this season... Worst Season in CHELSEA history...!!
Sheer inconsistency

cant stop laughing for real

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