Just how great is Lukas Podolski?

Seriously.

Greatest fucking player to ever live.
Testify!

This forum wouldn't be complete without this thread! Of course he's god!

According to the poll 100% of Users rate him higher than CR7 and/or Messi.

A notch under abate

On the same level as Tiote which makes him god

Podolski is way underrated though. Here, enjoy a picture of him being dressed ridiculously:

I only ever watch the world cup, so he is for sure better than CR and Messi.

Hello, new best friend. Have some candy!

This thread has the potential to be the best ever, I already loved it.

Voted for the greatest player to ever live.

Random Podolski fact #1:
Podolski is so metal, he is sometimes written Pödölski.

Random Podolski fact #2:
Podolski once impregnated a male goalkeeper by hitting him in the face with a football.
FACT.

Random Podolski fact #3:
Podolski is so great that the American's pulled down the statue of Liberty and replaced with a statue of Podolski

lol we needed this thread...

Podolski has forgotten more about football than Maradona, Pele, Messi and Cruyff have ever learned.

GRIMALDO > Podolski

sry viva

Khaledbarca wrote:GRIMALDO > Podolski

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Not cool man...not cool

Khaledbarca wrote:GRIMALDO > Podolski

sry viva

BLASPHEMEEEEEE..........

Spell Podolski backward what you get is "Ikslodop" and that mean everything.

Hail Lukas, full of goals, Cologne is with thee; blessed art though amongst players, and blessed is the nail of thy foot, Blitzkrieg. Holy Poldi, God amongst Gods, score for all those stinkers, now and before the 3/4 hours, Amen.

Random Podolski fact #5:

After Podolski missed the infamous penalty against Serbia, the ball stayed in low earth orbit for a while. Upon re-entry into the earth's atmosphere, the jabulani super-heated and immolated an unsuspecting unemployed Tunisian, called Mohamed Bouazizi.
This caused the downfall of the Tunisian and Egyptian dictatorship.

He is a strong favorite for both the Ballon d'Or and the Nobel Peace Prize in 2011.

Of course he already won the Nobel Football Prize in 2006.

FACT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXoagSi4hZ0

Greatest carbon-based life form to ever exist.

Polodski's left foot was the catalyst to the "big bang "

FACT!!

I approve this thread.

Podolski to score tonight btw. Epic win, it'll be, against might Azerbaijan!