GL NBA fantasy 22-23

Vibe and CBucks, enter draft room

CBucks wrecked by the draft bot

How did you do?

Lads and gents my fantasy peasants... this is how your two-time defending champion is walking into the season towards his 3-peat



3 Pelicans players, Mole, 'tis the season!

Vibe who do you want for Scottie ?

Your team is Gordon infested, I am not risking it bro

Waivers look so good right now, by all means Gordon is only here for 1 week

Had no clue about my last pick so i scrolled down and took the worst player i could find. Beating you has become boring i need an extra challenge

Seems like the weakest Habs since we play tbh

Looks like I'll be extending my win streak against you first week already

If Westbrick gets traded to some shithole and starts posting triple doubles I'm champion again.

Absolutely fucking hate this team

I've ruined the Numpteam with worse teams than this but maybe you'll extend that win streak to 1. I did not follow pre season and Yahoo's bad ranking had a huge influence on my draft

I could use one more C if somebody has an extra big i listen to all offers

I drafted all I wanted tbh, someone just stole Gobert, I was about to take him and he was gone, took Sengun instead.

@Warrior you mean 2 I also didn't follow pre season or do mock drafts and ended up with the best draft in years, when I normally did a couple thousand mocks. Or maybe draft seems better as we had 2 guys less.

You've never had worse teams. But you are the waiver master so let's see.

LG how do your 5 thousand dollar fantasy simulators rank the draft?

lol i didn't take a screenshot this time, but i quickly viewed it after the draft... think it said:
1. CB's bot team (surprise, surprise)
2. Urban's team
3. your Kenobis
4. yours truly, the defending champs

couldn't bother to check the rest

I also didn't put in as much research as i usually put in before the draft. Haven't watched preseason, didn't do a mock draft before. I guess i want to make it more competitive for myself this season

But if you look at my team it's usually the traditional Kenobis, so I wanna show you how you win with Steph, Dame, George, Randle and Capela

That's exactly what I thought, typical Kenobi team, also with my boy Sexton. I wanted to try something different this year since I always do the same and it can never work tbh

At least I maintain a perfect record of drafting D'Angelo Russell, who is always injured and continuously loses me beefs with his obligational 5/21 FG and 3/6 FT game at the worst possible time. And Covington With his 0 point, 5 rebounds, 3 steals 3 blocks games.

At first glance i think Urban and Winter have the best teams

Let‘s be honest the guy who has Jokic always wins. Unless you get absolutely fucked by injuries.

Since Aaron Gordon joined Nuggets: Jokic 2x MVP

Before Aaron Gordon joined Nuggets: nothing, niet, nada

Sometimes all you need is a lieutenant willing to do the dirty work, even if not noticeable on the court or on the box scores

urbaNRoots wrote:Let‘s be honest the guy who has Jokic always wins. Unless you get absolutely fucked by injuries.

why are you spreading fake news, son?
I won with Embiid last year, and with KD the year before as my first picks.

Steph's turn

Warrior wrote:At first glance i think Urban and Winter have the best teams

lol let's see if your tune changes after i beat Urban in week 1

El Gunner wrote:

urbaNRoots wrote:Let‘s be honest the guy who has Jokic always wins. Unless you get absolutely fucked by injuries.

why are you spreading fake news, son?
I won with Embiid last year, and with KD the year before as my first picks.

Steph's turn

As I said… unless you get fucked with injuries and I still made the semi finals AND just barely got knocked out with a bunch of streamers + Jokic

That guy is a cheat code, you know it if you have him.

i like Art's team outside of the Franz Wagner and Banchero spots, he should've done better there

Markkanen could be a fantasy stud if he stays fit

I know nothing about Banchero apart that he was the 1st pick in the draft, so I'm blindly hoping that means he's good.

urbaNRoots wrote:

El Gunner wrote:

urbaNRoots wrote:Let‘s be honest the guy who has Jokic always wins. Unless you get absolutely fucked by injuries.

why are you spreading fake news, son?
I won with Embiid last year, and with KD the year before as my first picks.

Steph's turn

As I said… unless you get fucked with injuries and I still made the semi finals AND just barely got knocked out with a bunch of streamers + Jokic

That guy is a cheat code, you know it if you have him.

Remember how El Luck struggled to beat the remains of our teams in playoffs with his fully healthy squad a real fantasy mastermind

I think we all know the season will depend on a lot of things such as injuries, load management/rest, form etc. Nevertheless as I was bored I decided to break down each catagory and see how we all rank in those areas on paper that is.

POINTS

I feel this is open season for most of us as we look evenally matched in this catagory, except for Urban and Art.

Art, with Mitchell in Cleveland I feel Garland pts will go down and with Kyrie and Embiid there will be a lot of injuries/load management which I feel will impact him.

Urban similar with Durant/Butler injuries/load management.

REBOUNDS

This category will belong to El G, a very big team, that will dominate board. I might be able to put up a fight with him, but I feel he'll win more often then not here.

ASSISTS

Hard to look past Vibe here, with Luka, Ball, Russell, Lebron, Westbrook that's a strong unit for the assist category. I feel the closet are me and Habs.

3PT

I feel Freeza is the guy for this one, but me, El G & Art, are there too, We have between 6 guys each who can average between 2-3 per game. Hell my only concern with Art team is the injury/load management or he'd top this category. Habs also I should add everyone but 1 player averages 3 pointer per game.

FT%

Freeza, Habs and Art, judging from last season have the most players with some great FT %.

FG%

I feel I should be the strongest in this, I have 8 guys with a FG% of .500+ from last season and CP3 is just slightly off of the .500. The only other two would be Freeza, Habs and El G.

STEALS

I feel this should mostly be domianted by either me or Urban. Out of the top 18 most steals from last season me and Urban have 4 each, so 8 of the 18 are in our squads, so it'll be hard to look past that.

BLOCKS

Hard to tell exactly. I feel me, Freeza and El G probably are even here, but everyone else isn't far off. I think this will be a catgory will be a little more open. All I know is Vibe, Art and Urban will struggle in this category as they have weakest in terms of blocks.

TURNOVER

CBucks looks like the clearly winner here, as the guys with the least overall TO from last season.

That just a small observation.

Wen beefs

Winter is Coming wrote:I think we all know the season will depend on a lot of things such as injuries, load management/rest, form etc. Nevertheless as I was bored I decided to break down each catagory and see how we all rank in those areas on paper that is.

POINTS

I feel this is open season for most of us as we look evenally matched in this catagory, except for Urban and Art.

Art, with Mitchell in Cleveland I feel Garland pts will go down and with Kyrie and Embiid there will be a lot of injuries/load management which I feel will impact him.

Urban similar with Durant/Butler injuries/load management.

REBOUNDS

This category will belong to El G, a very big team, that will dominate board. I might be able to put up a fight with him, but I feel he'll win more often then not here.

ASSISTS

Hard to look past Vibe here, with Luka, Ball, Russell, Lebron, Westbrook that's a strong unit for the assist category. I feel the closet are me and Habs.

3PT

I feel Freeza is the guy for this one, but me, El G & Art, are there too, We have between 6 guys each who can average between 2-3 per game. Hell my only concern with Art team is the injury/load management or he'd top this category. Habs also I should add everyone but 1 player averages 3 pointer per game.

FT%

Freeza, Habs and Art, judging from last season have the most players with some great FT %.

FG%

I feel I should be the strongest in this, I have 8 guys with a FG% of .500+ from last season and CP3 is just slightly off of the .500. The only other two would be Freeza, Habs and El G.

STEALS

I feel this should mostly be domianted by either me or Urban. Out of the top 18 most steals from last season me and Urban have 4 each, so 8 of the 18 are in our squads, so it'll be hard to look past that.

BLOCKS

Hard to tell exactly. I feel me, Freeza and El G probably are even here, but everyone else isn't far off. I think this will be a catgory will be a little more open. All I know is Vibe, Art and Urban will struggle in this category as they have weakest in terms of blocks.

TURNOVER

CBucks looks like the clearly winner here, as the guys with the least overall TO from last season.

That just a small observation.

Wow thanks for the breakdown.

Looks like I‘m going to suck, damn

Why is Wiseman not on my team tonight