Re: The 2016-17 Calcio Saga Part III

by Robespierre Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:40 pm

Quick poll : who will score for Juve in these last 10 minutes?

by BarrileteCosmico Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:41 pm

Hattrick

Miss Ventura, Torino would be competing for the CL with him

by Robespierre Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:51 pm

Gagliardini :bow:

by S Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:55 pm

Awful performance

Not a good week for the Jjunited family

by Kaladin Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:05 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Carlo Tavecchio has been re-elected President of the #FIGC. More to follow on

This shit needs to be transparent, i'm sure there are undertable dealings with the FIGC, Lega and the clubs. How is Galliani the president of club and league ffs, have they ever heard of conflict of interest??

by Kaladin Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:33 am

Serie A fraud thread needed
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Most yer da player ever. Unreal back pass merchant. Rated because he's spanish and kinda looks like Iniesta. pic.twitter.com/BC3qfMjkPg
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Irritating fat piece of shit. Dribbling merchant. His biggest accomplishment was getting bullied by Mihajlovic for eating Nutella. pic.twitter.com/9HtPwAj4Ty
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Narcos-faced wrong pass merchant. Man couldn't defend even if his life depended on it. Rated for scoring every month. pic.twitter.com/fowN2aqT6T
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

6ft big bird looking lesbian. Gets good rating for playing with Barzagli and Bonucci. Highlight of his career is not drinking Coke. pic.twitter.com/k5U2vC9HGK
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Biggest flop ever. Man has more Instagram posts than assists/goals. Straight up useless as *bleep*. pic.twitter.com/DAUmbRtmv6
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

ACL injury merchant. Hasn't done anything relevant since his debut. Rated because he hugged his nonna. pic.twitter.com/687SBXHe8G
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Unreal overrated long hair merchant. Liked because he wears headbands like Nesta. Got bullied by Pavoletti. pic.twitter.com/BiHjERaZw8
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Youtube and PES graphics merchant. Man has been bullied by two coaches in 6 months. Named Gabigol cuz he only has 1 gol for real (tap in). pic.twitter.com/61ssgrU64V
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Unbelievable pace merchant. Man's just a kebab maker who runs fast. Has the finishing of a blind donkey on a wheelchair. pic.twitter.com/QTN5OsP7ch
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Regionalism merchant. Has 1 good match and 10 awful ones. Rated because he's small and fast. pic.twitter.com/W7iEcnq1Oz
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Fullback lesbian. Man sucks in every position he plays. Tries to go to Juventus every transfer window. Got bullied by De Paul. pic.twitter.com/sXI4JZTAOZ
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Overrated side pass merchant. Hasn't done literally anything important. Liked because he made 3 assists for Maccarone once. pic.twitter.com/mzXwWfECcB
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Nothing to say pic.twitter.com/PsvmtKx0pW
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

PK merchant. Mascherano wannabe. Rated because he's from Argentina. Cuts his hair with a salad bowl. pic.twitter.com/uGARImTGT2
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Unreal flop. Disabled Maicon with a chihuahua face. Rated because of one good season. pic.twitter.com/8zcm4QJFdX
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

20 meter free kick merchant. Will have a good game against Empoli and then disappear in CL and get subbed off for Sturaro. pic.twitter.com/trUh2pkG2L
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Incredible flop. Pace and step over merchant. Ignorant as *bleep*. Rated by hipsters. Mulatto Niang. pic.twitter.com/tBIMM5jzOY
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Grinta merchant. Scores 1 goal every 6 months. Rated because he screams and runs a lot. pic.twitter.com/Z4TA0CzqUi
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

King of cross merchants. Man loves crosses more than Jesus. Will make 20 crosses in one match and just one will be decent. pic.twitter.com/yqq4r19F0x
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Pace merchant. Supposed to be a RB but hasn't made a decent cross since 2010. Will run 50 meters and then shoot the ball at the defender. pic.twitter.com/l4N6aR9YBl
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Positioning merchant. Rated because he once bullied Udinese strikers. Liked because he's black and bald. pic.twitter.com/eON0saW2AC
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 5, 2017

Nothing to say pic.twitter.com/8DQNu7hfLD
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Amazing fraud. Hyped up because he dribbled 3 spanish farmers in the Euros. Can't feel his ass anymore because of the bench. pic.twitter.com/rVAfdLO2yN
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Good guy, big fraud. Rated by hipsters because of his 30 goals in Serie B against prosciutto and tarallucci producers. Scored a back heel. pic.twitter.com/HXlBNFNKlk
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Big fraud. Does the same movement every match. Rated because of 6 good months in 2012. Loves cocaine. pic.twitter.com/aCJDbezKGg
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Epitome of mediocrity. Don't even know how the *bleep* teams still pay him to walk around in every match and fail tap ins. Nothing player. pic.twitter.com/bWr3BGEEMF
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

One of the most useless players I've ever seen. Man literally gets paid to train and sit on the bench to eat bubble gum. Looks like Kaka. pic.twitter.com/17SRYHVjVs
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Weirdest player ever. Man disappears for a year and then scores 4 goals in one match. Bullied Iniesta in the Euros. pic.twitter.com/kPW8Ji0tdl
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Nothing player. Looked like Messi in WC then returned to his normal mediocre form. Slower than a snail on a wheelchair. pic.twitter.com/rQSkyAC5kY
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Most yer da striker ever. Croatian farmer. Rated because of how many times he holds the ball up. pic.twitter.com/wiPrGu5NQ2
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

King of frauds. Argentinean fridge. Rated cuz of his goals against Frosinone. Professional bottler. Robbed Messi of 3 international titles. pic.twitter.com/upXwv2KErP
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Good guy, average striker, great fisherman. Man has paid more team dinners than he has scored this season. Bullied Neymar once. pic.twitter.com/jvqAkl4fTH
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Don't even know where this guy is. Even Rugani the lesbian starts before him. pic.twitter.com/5BmjyL1vhr
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Was a great player but then got injured. And then got injured while being injured. Basically a Bertolacci with better vision now. pic.twitter.com/Y9zkCvglbZ
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Old Justin Bieber with a better finishing. Man got rated for scoring a 15 meter FK against Borussia Mongladebak. Italian Keisuke Honda. pic.twitter.com/1c2JEu4dNB
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Drug dealer-faced long shot merchant. Man plays well one match and then doesn't even get called up. Eats frozen pizza with Corona. pic.twitter.com/puHgVHpRjG
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Albanian Abate pic.twitter.com/hhmvngIbBw
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Another grinta merchant. Could've stayed at Genoa and become a legend but decided to be Sturaro's reserve. Greatest venezuelan of all time. pic.twitter.com/AslXwevFtg
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Elite poacher. Nothing player. Has more scudetti than Roma. Biggest accomplishment is his 10/10 wife. pic.twitter.com/V8Wa2RYmIp
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Human form of banter. Total fraud. Costed Roma 30 million. Has a better chance of getting struck by a lightning than scoring. pic.twitter.com/QQBrqbNZDh
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Good guy, awful player. Has more own goals than assists. Disabled asian Zanetti. Inter's best fullback. pic.twitter.com/o9GtR2oKfv
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Terrible coach. Overrated as *bleep*. 55% of possession merchant. Liked because of his grey hair. pic.twitter.com/fM57a7YWM3
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Shithousing master and team dinners merchant. 4-3-3 lover boy. Biggest culo in Serie A. Bullies Juventus a lot. pic.twitter.com/UMU5HnSBd9
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Luckiest son of a bitch of all time. Literally wins without doing anything. Always bullied by players he coaches. Got bitch slapped by Ibra. pic.twitter.com/M8QbBZsvLD
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

Good manager, terrible coach. Metrosexual. Loves to change players positions. Got called "*bleep*" by Sarri. pic.twitter.com/TGrrBGcwij
— ㅤㅤ (@statut0s) March 6, 2017

by Katy Perry Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:04 am

Damn. I would need senzu beans if I received any of these disses

by Tomwin Lannister Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:26 am

Most 'yer da' player ever rofl

It's absolutely perfect.

by M99 Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:14 am

Mulatto Niang rofl

by RealGunner Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:18 am

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

rofl

by Firenze Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:28 am

Human form of banter. Total fraud. Costed Roma 30 million. Has a better chance of getting struck by a lightning than scoring.

Good guy, awful player. Has more own goals than assists. Disabled asian Zanetti. Inter's best fullback.

dead at these two, not even banter as they're 100% accurate

by BarrileteCosmico Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:33 am

Unbelievable pace merchant. Man's just a kebab maker who runs fast. Has the finishing of a blind donkey on a wheelchair.

This guy has to be from GL, right? Is that ES' account?

by S Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:42 am

That Kondogbia pic and the comment below it rofl

I dint find many of those particularly funny tbh

And Allegri has improved on his past experiences ever since getting abused by Ibra. The way he layeth the smackdown on Bonucci was inspirational tbh. I thought he was a major pussy but I dint think he had that authoritative streak in him. I definitely like him way more than Conte now.

Would whoop the *bleep* out of those candy asses at Arsenal once he takes over.

by RealGunner Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:44 am

It's a troll account. That guy did it for the likes of Dinho, Messi, Henry etc in the past too

by Robespierre Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:32 am

Ahahahah ES I wanted to post him too, love Statuto best Twitter account imo

by Doc Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:49 am

Borussia Mongladebak rofl

That has to be ES' twitter account.

by M99 Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:29 pm

Either ES is that guy ES's posts are inspired by his vocabulary.

by Arquitecto Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:19 pm

This Zlatan-Allegri rumour has to stop.

The only riff between them was when Milan were down 3-0 at Emirates, second leg and in the half-time Max decided to calm the players down instead of a hairdryer treatment to which Zlatan, already frustrated by his performance and preferring a different type of stewardship confronted him and the high tension in the lockeroom caused it to be almost a fight.

He has never directly submitted to Ibra as it only takes Ibra's quotes on Max and how they are in training together to understand their short but friendly relationship. Max has never come across as a yes man or suppressed by anyone as its one of the defining traits of him. That was never a case.

by RealGunner Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:56 am

Big match tonight between Juve and Milan

by M99 Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:20 am

Big match

We will lose with authority.

by Kaladin Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:30 pm

Yep, our earlier win in the season was a fluke, Juve will pound us

by Firenze Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:39 pm

I don't like this match. Could put a strain on the AC JJunited family

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hoping for an amicable 2-2 draw but expecting Juve to get the W

by M99 Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:22 pm

As long as we are the servants and United is the master, whatever results favor the Red Devils, I am happy Molenation

by S Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:13 pm

Jjunited family might be about to lose a member as I might be out of action temporarily as I need to nurse my head injury due to becoming bored of football.

Lending the keys to the kingdom to RG and hopefully he can recover from his long drawn out sufferings of being an Arsenal fan and join the Jjunited family and hopefully take them forward along with master Firenze and brother M99

by M99 Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:32 pm

I just remembered Benatia existed and was at Juve after seeing that meme posted by ES and now that *bleep* scores against us.

by Kaladin Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:00 pm

Bonucci is such a *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* him diving piece of shit

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