Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep

by Doc Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:44 am

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.

5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.

He does play though, he just has 6 goals in the PL. 22 appearances, 6 goals ain't exactly a good return. Also, all 3 of his goals in the CL came against Shaktar, the rest were duds. No idea where the cup goals were in but good on him to get 5 goals there.

I'm not exactly sure what I should be expecting from him but I'm gonna assume he was suppose to be someone for the future. I guess...

by Winter is Coming Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:09 am

Doc wrote:
Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.

5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.

He does play though, he just has 6 goals in the PL. 22 appearances, 6 goals ain't exactly a good return. Also, all 3 of his goals in the CL came against Shaktar, the rest were duds. No idea where the cup goals were in but good on him to get 5 goals there.

I'm not exactly sure what I should be expecting from him but I'm gonna assume he was suppose to be someone for the future. I guess...

He's only 21, so I'm not too sure what peoples expectations are of him right now. He has 40 goals and between 10-20 assists in 85 app for them Which isn't a bad return for a player of his age.

He's had two big injuries one that kept him out for 2-3 months and another that kept him out for 2 months in between he suffered some injuries as well he just missed another 2 weeks due to injury.

All things considered he's still a brilliant talent and has plenty of time and room for improvement.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:26 am

Doc wrote:
Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.

5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.

He does play though, he just has 6 goals in the PL. 22 appearances, 6 goals ain't exactly a good return. Also, all 3 of his goals in the CL came against Shaktar, the rest were duds. No idea where the cup goals were in but good on him to get 5 goals there.

I'm not exactly sure what I should be expecting from him but I'm gonna assume he was suppose to be someone for the future. I guess...

How many of those appearances are starts? If it's more than a dozen I'll be shocked.

by RealGunner Fri Nov 15, 2019 5:58 pm

Gabriel Jesus penalty for Brazil against Argentina...

Someone needs to start a petition to remove him as the taker!#BRAARG #GabrielJesus pic.twitter.com/tsMpndSqge
— Football Is My Life (@FIML69) November 15, 2019

by El Gunner Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:22 pm

i love the commentary on that, how hyped they are and then he goes and does that rofl

never trust players that take penalties like that, im a good old Frank Lampard choose your spot, strong run up and strong hit of the ball type of guy when it comes to penalties

by Art Morte Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:20 pm

City are so lucky that Aguero is aging like fine whisky. Now there's a 30-year-old I would gladly pay 200 euros for.

by Duronto-Roddur Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:34 pm

200 mil would be a bit too much given Christiano went for 100 mil. But I see your point Art Morte.

by Hapless_Hans Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:16 pm

He's like if Firmino would score even less and was worse defensively

by CBarca Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:23 pm

Does anyone like him?

Dude whines like a bitch in every match I watch. Crunching tackle on Lamela that somehow wasn't called a foul, then he gets touched slightly and goes down, and then when Lamela talks shit to him and gives him a rub on the head he looks at the ref with his arms raised with that pouty, bitchy 9 year old face that looks like he's about to cry.

But you're mostly spot on. He's got better goalscoring ability than Firmino IMO but he's not as good as Firmino anywhere else.

Both of them suck. Who is Brazil's #9 these days anyway? Is it supposed to be one of these two frauds?

by CBarca Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:26 pm

Seriously, someone bring back the "faces I would punch" thread we used to have. I dare anyone not to want to give this man a good punch to knock some sense into him. If I played in the EPL I'd be getting a red card and suspension anytime I would play City. It would be worth it, too.

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by elitedam Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:27 pm

Yup, one of these two frauds. Firmino nowadays.

by CBarca Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:31 pm

Seriously, someone bring back the "faces I would punch" thread we used to have. I dare anyone not to want to give this man a good punch to knock some sense into him. If I played in the EPL I'd be getting a red card and suspension anytime I would play City. It would be worth it, too.

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by The Demon of Carthage Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:53 pm

CBarca wrote:Seriously, someone bring back the "faces I would punch" thread we used to have. I dare anyone not to want to give this man a good punch to knock some sense into him. If I played in the EPL I'd be getting a red card and suspension anytime I would play City. It would be worth it, too.

Are we talking strictly about face punchability here? Because if so, Gabriel Jesus doesn't even come close.

I'll give you three, and I dare you to find me more punchable faces in world football:

1:

2:

3:

by danyjr Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:02 pm

DoC you missed Raúl García for unknown reasons and Sergio Ramos for obvious reasons Laughing

by The Demon of Carthage Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:07 pm

Raul Garcia would definitely be number 4. Ramos, Marcelo and Hazard have a strong case as well, but when it comes to the very top three of the most punchable faces in world football, you can't beat the three I gave Laughing

by Myesyats Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:19 pm

I went to high school with a guy that looked exactly like Jordi Alba. No surprise, he was an absolute c-u-n-t as well

by BarrileteCosmico Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:52 pm

Doc good luck punching Diego costa and coming out of that contest alive

Ps missed busquets

by Casciavit Sat Aug 28, 2021 1:24 pm

I’m expecting a bounce back season from him.

He’s stagnated over the last few seasons playing as a 9, but I’m glad him and Pep have realized he’s a winger. His winger performance against Madrid in the CL was amazing as well as when he played winger in the 2019 Copa America. Him playing as a RW suits him more than as a 9. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up in the PL TOTS.

by RealGunner Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:14 pm

Arsenal and Manchester City have reached full verbal agreement today for Gabriel Jesus. Deal in place after new meeting - been told guaranteed fee is £45m. #AFC

Arsenal are now working on personal terms with Gabriel’s camp - final step to get the deal completed very soon. pic.twitter.com/sNcy4TuTks
— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) June 24, 2022

by RealGunner Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:14 pm

We still have some pull left. Few more years of mediocrity and that's gone too.

by BarrileteCosmico Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:23 pm

45m is way too much imo

by El Gunner Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:18 am

meh 45 mil is nothing outrageous in today's market

by danyjr Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:42 am

You're obviously going to pay him even more than City did, and City already pay inflated wages. He's going to milk Arsenal dry insha'Allah.

by urbaNRoots Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:04 am

danyjr wrote:You're obviously going to pay him even more than City did, and City already pay inflated wages. He's going to milk Arsenal dry insha'Allah.

Elhamdulilah we’re not lacking money, so long as it is for good players Very Happy

by Myesyats Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:43 am

BarrileteCosmico wrote:45m is way too much imo

mule league tax

by RealGunner Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:46 pm

For his age it's fine.

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