The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
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The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Hapless_Hans Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:08 pm
Kid has arrived in Manchester, with mom and entourage.
Freezing. Dark. Ugly.
Commiserations!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4084174/Gabriel-Jesus-touches-begin-Manchester-City-career.html
Let's chronicle the events of his walking among 'humans' in this thread
Freezing. Dark. Ugly.
Commiserations!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4084174/Gabriel-Jesus-touches-begin-Manchester-City-career.html
Let's chronicle the events of his walking among 'humans' in this thread
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Lucifer Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:23 pm
Hope he redeems Man city kind.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Glory Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:12 pm
May be this kid is the real messiah, unlike the Spanish imposter fraud with a Jesus to his name as well, who was constantly manipulating Pep and his predecessors into playing him.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by BarcaLearning Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:35 pm
Surprised not that much has been discussed about this guy, maybe hes too young and new that not that many know too much about him yet? Or its just me not updated 
So just how good is he? From what I gathered he looks very good, just 19 yo. I think Man C badly need a kick and if he can provide that Man C still have hopes, and I think more options apart from Aguero all the time.
Really looking forward and hope he adapts very quickly which we need him to.
So just how good is he? From what I gathered he looks very good, just 19 yo. I think Man C badly need a kick and if he can provide that Man C still have hopes, and I think more options apart from Aguero all the time.
Really looking forward and hope he adapts very quickly which we need him to.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Hapless_Hans Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:15 pm
First sub appearance RIGHT NOW
already scored an offside goal
according to the BT commentator according to Rivaldo this kid will write history in the PREMIER LEAUGE
already scored an offside goal
according to the BT commentator according to Rivaldo this kid will write history in the PREMIER LEAUGE
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Casciavit Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:27 pm
Hapless_Hans wrote:First sub appearance RIGHT NOW
already scored an offside goal
according to the BT commentator according to Rivaldo this kid will write history in the PREMIER LEAUGE
10 minutes is all it took for me to realize he's better than Aguero.
He's come to save City.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by rincon Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:28 pm
Looked brilliant when he came on.
One funny thing is that he looked extremely frustrated after every ball he didn't score, and then looked like Tardelli when he scored. He should relax a bit, its only his first 20 minutes ffs.
One funny thing is that he looked extremely frustrated after every ball he didn't score, and then looked like Tardelli when he scored. He should relax a bit, its only his first 20 minutes ffs.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Valkyrja Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:30 pm
He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Hapless_Hans Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:42 pm
Valkyrja wrote:He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."
he comes across rather confused
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by urbaNRoots Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:45 pm
This kid is the real deal unlike that fraud Sane.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by chemicalboy99 Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:39 am
urbaNRoots wrote:This kid is the real deal unlike that fraud Sane.
Bellerin still has the burn marks presumably
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by chemicalboy99 Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:41 am
Valkyrja wrote:He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."
Jesus knows he could only play for God's own club.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Hapless_Hans Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:21 pm
Easter has passed
Jesus is back and it's time to SUB HIM ON
Jesus is back and it's time to SUB HIM ON
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by Firenze Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:36 pm
Watford bound next season tbh
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by chemicalboy99 Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:41 pm
Firenze wrote:Watford bound next season tbh
Who's rattled your cage??
Ok you've pulled off the biggest heist in Europe since Michael Caine and his Mini Cooper's but lordy you're only two weeks away from being humiliated by Ajax.
Have some decorum.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Hapless_Hans Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:09 am
Ruined by Pep.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Art Morte Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:58 pm
Still can't believe he was Brasil's starting striker at the World Cup.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Doc Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:30 pm
22 appearances (15 off the bench apparently) and 6 goals in the PL. I mean, maybe not Watford bound but...Everton? Not exactly being useful for Pep and that man has a habit of cutting players who are no use to him really easily.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by RealGunner Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:31 pm
Pep turned him into Fred (Brazilian) lol
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:45 pm
He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.
5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.
5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Art Morte Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:26 pm
I don't think he's going anywhere, he's City's only back-up to Aguero.
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Re: The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep
by Doc Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:44 am
Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.
5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.
He does play though, he just has 6 goals in the PL. 22 appearances, 6 goals ain't exactly a good return. Also, all 3 of his goals in the CL came against Shaktar, the rest were duds. No idea where the cup goals were in but good on him to get 5 goals there.
I'm not exactly sure what I should be expecting from him but I'm gonna assume he was suppose to be someone for the future. I guess...
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