The Gospel of Gabriel Jesus according to Pep

Kid has arrived in Manchester, with mom and entourage.
Freezing. Dark. Ugly.
Commiserations!



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4084174/Gabriel-Jesus-touches-begin-Manchester-City-career.html

Let's chronicle the events of his walking among 'humans' in this thread

Hope he redeems Man city kind.

May be this kid is the real messiah, unlike the Spanish imposter fraud with a Jesus to his name as well, who was constantly manipulating Pep and his predecessors into playing him.

Surprised not that much has been discussed about this guy, maybe hes too young and new that not that many know too much about him yet? Or its just me not updated

So just how good is he? From what I gathered he looks very good, just 19 yo. I think Man C badly need a kick and if he can provide that Man C still have hopes, and I think more options apart from Aguero all the time.

Really looking forward and hope he adapts very quickly which we need him to.

First sub appearance RIGHT NOW

already scored an offside goal

according to the BT commentator according to Rivaldo this kid will write history in the PREMIER LEAUGE

Hapless_Hans wrote:First sub appearance RIGHT NOW

already scored an offside goal

according to the BT commentator according to Rivaldo this kid will write history in the PREMIER LEAUGE

10 minutes is all it took for me to realize he's better than Aguero.

He's come to save City.

Looked brilliant when he came on.

One funny thing is that he looked extremely frustrated after every ball he didn't score, and then looked like Tardelli when he scored. He should relax a bit, its only his first 20 minutes ffs.

He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."

Valkyrja wrote:He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."

he comes across rather confused

This kid is the real deal unlike that fraud Sane.

urbaNRoots wrote:This kid is the real deal unlike that fraud Sane.

Bellerin still has the burn marks presumably

Valkyrja wrote:He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."

Jesus knows he could only play for God's own club.

Easter has passed

Jesus is back and it's time to SUB HIM ON

HE has risen

Watford bound next season tbh

Firenze wrote:Watford bound next season tbh

Who's rattled your cage??

Ok you've pulled off the biggest heist in Europe since Michael Caine and his Mini Cooper's but lordy you're only two weeks away from being humiliated by Ajax.

Have some decorum.

Ruined by Pep.

Still can't believe he was Brasil's starting striker at the World Cup.

22 appearances (15 off the bench apparently) and 6 goals in the PL. I mean, maybe not Watford bound but...Everton? Not exactly being useful for Pep and that man has a habit of cutting players who are no use to him really easily.

Pep turned him into Fred (Brazilian) lol

He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.

5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.

I don't think he's going anywhere, he's City's only back-up to Aguero.

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.

5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.

He does play though, he just has 6 goals in the PL. 22 appearances, 6 goals ain't exactly a good return. Also, all 3 of his goals in the CL came against Shaktar, the rest were duds. No idea where the cup goals were in but good on him to get 5 goals there.

I'm not exactly sure what I should be expecting from him but I'm gonna assume he was suppose to be someone for the future. I guess...