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Post by Arquitecto Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:05 am

By 'Bulge' I do not mean a raging hard-on in Keisuke Honda's groin region, yet the bulge in his eyes. This has nothing to do with his performances so Abra, you may be disappointed.

Let me start off:

Keisuke Honda Age 25:

Keisuke Honda even before Age 25:


Keisuke Honda within CSKA Moscow:
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Take a look at him; does he not look different to what he is now? Maybe only Keisuke fanatics in Jespwe and Abra will notice.

Yet here is Keisuke Honda now:


Keisuke Honda in a recent photo for Japan.:

Keisuke Honda for Milan:

Keisuke Honda within AC Milan:

Keisuke Before & After:

Can you not see the difference? Sometime during his career it seems therein was produced an uncontrollable raging bulge....in Keisuke Honda's eyes. Compare the pictures as does he not look different?

To Keisuke's Recent Neck Scar:

So to the scar 10cm below the laryngeal prominence, speculated to be a thyroid surgery Keisuke Honda replied to a reporter who asked about it: "It is nothing"

Speculations:

-His possible thyroid surgery caused an unnatural change in his appearance, possibly Graves Disease to which Mezut Özil clearly has.
-Genetics


My personal theory is that Keisuke Honda over the summer (wherein the World Cup his eyes became even more pronounced) was abducted by certain extra-terrestrials and replaced with possibly the best player in the world (by his season) in....Keisuke Honda.

Judge for yourself as I will not recover more pictures given that this is the most useless thread I have ever conceived.


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Post by Zealous Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:59 am

Good thread, it's quite interesting how the bulge has clearly increased.

Perhaps Honda senpai is experiencing a rare form of allergic reaction to some sort of procedure that he may have taken such as the one you pointed out.

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Post by Abramovich Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:01 pm

I actually did notice that his eyes were weird compared with before, had no idea about this scar though.

He doesn't look as good now Sad
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Post by farfan Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:51 pm

he had a botched LASIK eye surgery in the summer of  2012 to treat his Myopia.
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Fri Oct 24, 2014 3:46 pm

Arquitescu wrote:By 'Bulge' I do not mean a raging hard-on in Keisuke Honda's groin region, yet the bulge in his eyes. This has nothing to do with his performances so Abra, you may be disappointed.

Let me start off:

Keisuke Honda Age 25:

Keisuke Honda even before Age 25:


Keisuke Honda within CSKA Moscow:
[/spoiler]

Take a look at him; does he not look different to what he is now? Maybe only Keisuke fanatics in Jespwe and Abra will notice.

Yet here is Keisuke Honda now:


Keisuke Honda in a recent photo for Japan.:

Keisuke Honda for Milan:

Keisuke Honda within AC Milan:

Keisuke Before & After:

Can you not see the difference? Sometime during his career it seems therein was produced an uncontrollable raging bulge....in Keisuke Honda's eyes. Compare the pictures as does he not look different?

To Keisuke's Recent Neck Scar:

So to the scar 10cm below the laryngeal prominence, speculated to be a thyroid surgery Keisuke Honda replied to a reporter who asked about it: "It is nothing"

Speculations:

-His possible thyroid surgery caused an unnatural change in his appearance, possibly Graves Disease to which Mezut Özil clearly has.
-Genetics


My personal theory is that Keisuke Honda over the summer (wherein the World Cup his eyes became even more pronounced) was abducted by certain extra-terrestrials and replaced with possibly the best player in the world (by his season) in....Keisuke Honda.

Judge for yourself as I will not recover more pictures given that this is the most useless thread I have ever conceived.





Who are you calling an extra terrestrial? I am not foriegn I am murican!
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Post by M99 Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:15 pm

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Post by Forza Sat Oct 25, 2014 2:08 am

rofl what is this?!
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Post by Guest Sat Oct 25, 2014 2:28 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Can already tell who on here has never had an Asian friend. These things happen Proud

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Post by Thimmy Sat Oct 25, 2014 2:35 am

I noticed in the before and after picture, that in the "after" picture he's got that extra eye fold that asians don't typically have. Maybe it just looks that way.. I don't know.
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Post by VendettaRed07 Sat Oct 25, 2014 4:16 am

This thread is mean Sad
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Post by Thimmy Sat Oct 25, 2014 4:19 am

VendettaRed07 wrote:This thread is mean Sad


I didn't mean to be mean! Razz I'm just pointing out that it looks like he's got that extra upper eye fold in the "after" picture. Maybe it just looks like it from that angle. It doesn't really matter, anyway. I'm a fan of Honda Smile
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:42 am

Let's all join in unison and report my boy arq for racism


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Post by Forza Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:03 am

Honda is currently equal top scorer in Serie A, so Arq has to get creative in thinking of reasons to drop him.
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Post by BarcaLearning Sat Oct 25, 2014 3:30 pm

Loool, havent looked into the details yet, but is there any conclusions yet?
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